🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[HexFag]

I'm honestly gobsmacked by the stupidity of many of the comments here. Some of you guys actually think the wiggers accidentally got Brandon on the show without vetting and checking properly???! Brandon was selected PRECISELY because of the child drag queen baggage, PRECISELY so this drama could be manufactured. Personally I think it worked quite well, and only fell flat because the manufactured outrage against him was not entirely commensurate with his misdeeds (minor, in the grand scheme of things).

If people had been willing to dig deeper I'm sure it would have been possible to find even more unsavoury things to accuse Brandon of, but the bottom line is that he was accused merely of conducting business as usual in a way that people considered immoral. This charge on its own is weak and explains why the fish and so many of the (female) contestants basically took his side instead of being genuinely disgusted by him.
Saying he's guilty of that is only one step removed from saying Temu is guilty for selling clothes that are then used for similar purposes. Actually, we can probably all agree Temu would and will sell anything and everything, regardless of any ethical or moral considerations; the chinks only care about money after all.

Personally I would have liked to see Sam bullycide Brandon in the confessional, but it seems he was simply more interested in being edgy about it.

>implying the wiggers are playing 4D chess when EARLIER THAT DAY they had to kick a contestant because they couldnt check that he had an apple watch on his wrist and a phone in his pocket

The wiggers are incompetent. Full stop. A lot of their plans in previous seasons usually end up in some form of failure and a lot of the posts/fun of this thread is worrying over if the next wigger scheme will be the one that puts the show in the ground.

 

[Karen Horney]

Woke up in a cold sweat, had to share my vision.
Star is built like a klurf.

 

[filthypenguin]

The more I think about this the more confused I get. What even was the plan? For any of this?

There were obvious gaslights they could have done with the "Famous House 2.0" bit:
1. All seasons overlap, Alexis or La Ron was the winner of the previous season. They both "walked" because it was their last day: they proceeded to do the final challenge outside, where the winner was chosen.
2. The new fish are actually plants: Letty, Jimmy, etc.

All they did was bring back Luke. Which is great, but they could have just brought him in as a freeloader with basically the same outcome.

Then, they have the whole pedo arc. What was the plan for that? I refuse to believe they didn't at least Google the people they hired. Either way, how did they expect anyone to react? Anyone who thinks they're on a real TV show is going to suck tranny dick no matter what because doing otherwise is a death sentence for your television career. The only person they should have expected to turn against the guy is Luke (because he was already canceled), and possibly Binx. Even then, in a game where you can get voted out, strategy forces everyone to follow the majority regardless of their beliefs. Luke almost got eliminated over it, and would have if it weren't for Binx scheming against Simbal (which, by the way, was the explicit instruction she was given by production going into famous house). If they'd read the CIA training manual they gave Binx they'd know that there was no way for her to do anything even if she wanted to: she had to match the energy of the room.

Clearly their plans got fucked up, but which part was the fuck up? Was the pedo guy supposed to be the first elimination? If so, why did they carry on with elimination anyway, knowing that the only three people that could possibly get kicked were Luke, Simbal, and Burt? Who did they / do they think will win this, when the eliminations started on the first day? The fish have an advantage when it comes to persevering through Fishtank shenanigans, but that's it. In fact, they are at a disadvantage compared to all the newcomers because they're actively trying to kick each other, they were selected based on what would be entertaining to Fishtank fans instead of being normies, and because they have four weeks of torture behind them.

If everything had gone according to plan, what would that have looked like?

 

[HomeboyScotty]

"He said Roach was shot six times, leaving 11 bullet entrance and exit wounds."

This isn't adding up

One bullet did not exit. 6 in, 5 out.

 

[cwestg]

My perception of the remaining 3 has been upended tonight (except burt). burt is so coom brained and manic that i dont think he even knows what the guy did, to the point there could be evidence of the guy hurting burts friends and he wouldnt immediatly understand. payton seems to be supporting the guy but earlier this week she clearly lied about trans stuff due to fear of cancelation and thats a big deal to someone as young and naive as her. binx COULD (probably isnt) be playing up support because everyone else supported.

i would love to see sam take them into confessional one by one and see how they really feel, with all info on the table. any who didnt repent deserves the axe.

even if they are faking, i fully support luke getting the winnings. its the only good ending.

 

[foam rolla]

I've officially endorsed Luke. The remaining three OG fish are dead to me. Besides the siding with the pedo stuff, all the four original fish were given a heads up on what was going to happen with the new people coming in and it would be best to stick together and strategize so they could make it to the end. But the women removed the jeet as soon as they could and the men went after Luke because he's a vaguely problematic chad.

- Burt is useless now. He can't get the mental facilities together to focus on the challenge ahead and win. Not only is he actually physically weak, but his genius IQ could be as fake as his muscle implants. He's also too focused on his weird "I must protect the BIPOC, women and queers of the house" or too focused on finding another degenerate faggot to touch his dick. Hopefully we can just milk him for more funny clips for as long as he remains.

- Payton has been shown the way on how she could be interesting and even been nudged by Sam on how to take some initiative and do something for herself. Despite her having some moments of entertainment through having lezzo chimpouts, she's just going back into her default mode now that the house is being filled with women and homos. I guess her idea is to be mildly attractive and follow along with what the safe, PC group think is. She literally has no initiative and the whole 'She's only 19' thing has worn thin.

- Binx. I guess she's the only one playing the game and is going to strategize to stab everyone in the back and limp over the finish line. But the thing is she's incredibly boring and doesn't generate content. Her whole thing is the uWu I'm quirky e-Girl. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge to the camera. For someone who never shuts up, I can't think of anything she's done besides riding around on her suitcase.

I'm happy for Luke just to come in and win the whole thing. The remaining OGs don't deserve it. Also since so many people on that show have been complaining about CIS, hetero, white men all season, it would be funny for Luke just to walk in and take it.

I know we all shit on the final three from season two for being autists, chuds and non English speaking, but at least they were competitive and fought for the goal to some extent.

 

[Thought precriminal]

Then, they have the whole pedo arc. What was the plan for that? I refuse to believe they didn't at least Google the people they hired.

As I just said in an earlier post, it was clearly planned. Sam gave Binx the mission to turn the all the contestants against Brandon (a mission she totally failed). They are being tested psychologically. Jet literally told them that word for word when he made the big reveal about Famous House 2.0.
I don't know if I'm having déjà-vu but I vaguely remember Sam on one of his livestreams last year either with Jet or with Chris Lynch (or maybe on his podcast with Nick) talking about a plan like this to bring a pedo on the show and confront him. Even if that never happened, such a thing is 100% right up his alley.

 

[Alizarin Crimson]

Some of you guys actually think the wiggers accidentally got Brandon on the show without vetting and checking properly???!

If they used the same method that they did to get the original contestants then they would have used a casting agency.

Recruiters/casting agents do not actually have a financial incentive to do background checks. I know several people with serious criminal records and who have been fired from all of their previous jobs fail upwards and walk into even higher paying jobs after being fired for being drunk or drugged at work all day every day solely because they were hired through an agency. All these recruiting/casting businesses care about is getting a commission from providing a candidate who ends up being hired, not whether the person is a piece of shit.

Also, consider that most casting agencies would have no issue with drag queens/trannies/any other degenerate woke bullshit. Even if the agencies had bothered to google search his name, they would have probably thought that him being a child predator is "empowering" or something.

Right now the wiggers have just been focused on running the show. I don't think they gave nearly as much attention or scrutiny to this batch of people compared to before the season started.

 

[Richard Freeman]

To no one's surprise, Brandon loves Botox, he is also older than I thought.

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[neger psykolog]

I'm honestly gobsmacked by the stupidity of many of the comments here. Some of you guys actually think the wiggers accidentally got Brandon on the show without vetting and checking properly???! Brandon was selected PRECISELY because of the child drag queen baggage, PRECISELY so this drama could be manufactured. Personally I think it worked quite well, and only fell flat because the manufactured outrage against him was not entirely commensurate with his misdeeds (minor, in the grand scheme of things).

idk when the kiddy drag queen shit first dropped I went and checked out his instagram or whatever it was (maybe Facebook?) and scrolled through the first like 10-15 posts and didn't find the kiddy drag queen post - that is not to imply it was deleted, but rather it wasn't at the top of their timeline.

I think they just took a cursory glance and were like "cool a drag queen/gay dude, this fits a persona that would add some interesting dynamics" and didn't do a deep dive or fully expect someone would so openly post/own something so shitty as that. I doubt Sam Hyde or Jet personally do this kind of shit and they probably just left it to someone in production (which they have to do at some stage because they probably fielded 50 "viable" contestants and whittled it down to these few that got selected and were actually available)

I know the kiddy drag queen post came out within like 10 minutes or something of being on here and the rest of the internet, but that is weaponized autism for you. I do think production has autism, just not weaponized autism.

And I really don't think they knew, otherwise I am sure they would've planned out a much more elaborate ejection scene. As it stands all that happened with Brandon is that it ruined a lot of the oldfish for everyone and accelerated things without much comedy added. They tried to use the kiddy drag stuff when they found out by doing stuff like getting Binx to make sure he had no friends and also to try and pit the rest of the contestants against them, but it was a stupidly bad strategic move given most of the people just joined the house like 3-4 hours ago - they basically tried to turn the volume from 0 to retarded in under a second and failed and fell flat.

Production didn't get their Kino "Sam Hyde ejects a kiddy drag queen guy" video either - that they didn't get a satisfying video clip of Sam Hyde kicking out Brandon is the purest proof you will ever get that they had no idea about this and that they fucked up hardcore. It was a huge fail for them.

It's the same bullshit we see everywhere. He's so minority and micro-oppression minded that he's blind to everything else. That's why he sounded like such a pussy when Sam picked that group of female contestants to choose from for the next elimination.

I used to be pro-Burt, mostly because his antics were kind of funny. Once he horned up to the pedo he burned basically all goodwill and it seems deep down he knows that. I hope he gets tantalizingly close to winning only to have it snatched away by Luke.

I think Burt doesn't even understand or have any internal motivation in his brain to understand why the kiddy drag queen shit was bad in the first place. Do keep in mind he is totally childlike - when he was asked by the wizard dude out of the house about what he knows about magic he replied with shit like "Harry Potter".

Based on everything we've seen of Burt and learned of him, I am pretty sure he has a family member (I think some have said it is his sister) that tardwrangles him and keeps him out of harms way. If a gay guy joined who was similar in every way to Brandon and you just replaced "kiddy drag queen shit" with "pokemon go obsession" then Burt would've tried to become the number one pokemon go person in the house just to try and get closer (or more realistically: stand a chance) with them.

 

[Sapphixys Shitty Panties]

Not sure Brandon is actually a pedo. Retarded yes, hell yes to shit biting him on the ass.

They could of made a goldmine out of hatefarming TTSes, but Sam fucked that up. Not sure if I should be impressed or disappointed.

 

[itogi]

Sam gave Binx the mission to turn the all the contestants against Brandon

You skipped some things: Sam gave the mission to Binx after production found out about the Creep's background and him digging the hole deeper during his first confession.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

For someone who never shuts up

Yo, don't talk shit about Life is Mizzy!

 

[Silly Fella]

I'm honestly gobsmacked by the stupidity of many of the comments here. Some of you guys actually think the wiggers accidentally got Brandon on the show without vetting and checking properly???! Brandon was selected PRECISELY because of the child drag queen baggage, PRECISELY so this drama could be manufactured. Personally I think it worked quite well, and only fell flat because the manufactured outrage against him was not entirely commensurate with his misdeeds (minor, in the grand scheme of things).

If people had been willing to dig deeper I'm sure it would have been possible to find even more unsavoury things to accuse Brandon of, but the bottom line is that he was accused merely of conducting business as usual in a way that people considered immoral. This charge on its own is weak and explains why the fish and so many of the (female) contestants basically took his side instead of being genuinely disgusted by him.
Saying he's guilty of that is only one step removed from saying Temu is guilty for selling clothes that are then used for similar purposes. Actually, we can probably all agree Temu would and will sell anything and everything, regardless of any ethical or moral considerations; the chinks only care about money after all.

Personally I would have liked to see Sam bullycide Brandon in the confessional, but it seems he was simply more interested in being edgy about it.

What kind of retarded nigger says "gobsmacked" first of all, secondly why are you casually downplaying what he did?

 

[Thought precriminal]

If they used the same method that they did to get the original contestants then they would have used a casting agency.

It doesn't matter, because Sam and Jet ultimately have final say on who they bring onto the show. The point of using a casting agency is to make it all seem legit from the point of view of the contestants, so they don't get suspicious and especially so they can't trace anything back to Sam's production team and therefore to Fishtank. From our perspective it seems like everything was on short notice, but Jet claims the scenario of going from Famous House to Fishtank to Famous House 2.0 was all planned, which means finding a second cast of contestants was also planned well in advance, which means they had ample time to pick and choose and do background checks of their own.
In Brandon's confessional he claimed he had basically been blacklisted and rejected from any TV work of this kind since the 2018 incident...

What kind of retarded nigger says "gobsmacked" first of all, secondly why are you casually downplaying what he did?

They should have found an actual child molester instead of this guy, lol.

 

[Pitckus]

Wow this thread took a wild turn while I was asleep.

Burt is still the GOAT, you can’t trick me into thinking he isn’t a content machine.

 

[fat_rat_on_the_grass]

I leave for a day and come back to complete hell. The disgust I feel in the pit of my stomach is pretty intense. Luke is my new frontrunner. If he is snuffed out, I will be very sad.
Burt was always something I didnt take seriously and just sorta laughed at but this to top all the other fucked up shit off has really soured my enjoyment of his schizo antics.
Im really hoping for something out of left field but from the way Sam has reacted I sincerely believe they didnt know and this was a suckerpunch to production.

 

[National Tragedy]

Is Luke actually eligible for the 50K? It doesn't seem fair given he has a huge advantage, he knows Sam and his audience very well and has been presumably following FT since his initial departure.

As for the Brandon stuff, remember most normies aren't really following the culture war stuff and the new fish believe they are on a TV show and are likely to act as politically correct as possible. Binx is a wannabe e-girl streamer so it is no surprise she toes the woke line. Payton is a teenage lesbian so also not really surprising especially being signed to a woke modelling agency. Burt of course is a deranged sex-pest so no real surprises.

Obviously FH 2.0 didn't start off great. But there is still an enormous amount of potential, and I think the wiggers will be cooking up something.

Remember even for the most social emotionally mature people it typically takes several days of bonding for people to really come out of their shell. People that come out the gate swinging and overshare like Burt are anomalous.

 

[Meth Until Death]

Is Luke actually eligible for the 50K? It doesn't seem fair given he has a huge advantage, he knows Sam and his audience very well and has been presumably following FT since his initial departure.

Who gives a fuck, the og fish don't deserve it and the new fish are fuckin AIDS. Give the 50k to Luke or Mizzy, none of the other feckless wonders deserve it.

 

[neger psykolog]

It doesn't matter, because Sam and Jet ultimately have final say on who they bring onto the show. The point of using a casting agency is to make it all seem legit from the point of view of the contestants, so they don't get suspicious and especially so they can't trace anything back to Sam's production team and therefore to Fishtank. From our perspective it seems like everything was on short notice, but Jet claims the scenario of going from Famous House to Fishtank to Famous House 2.0 was all planned, which means finding a second cast of contestants was also planned well in advance, which means they had ample time to pick and choose and do background checks of their own.
In Brandon's confessional he claimed he had basically been blacklisted and rejected from any TV work of this kind since the 2018 incident...


They should have found an actual child molester instead of this guy, lol.

This makes me curious if production is using an actual casting agency or they've just set up a makeshift/temporary one themselves. I would lend more credence to them using an actual casting agency though because people will actually respond to those because of their reputation.

The problem production may find, is that if the reputation of the show or the experience of the contestants is too negative then the MDE crew might find themselves blacklisted from casting agencies. Casting is filled with scams and people trying to get sexual favors and all sorts of shit, so there are blacklists for a reason and people take it seriously.

It really only takes one particularly pissed off person to say some shit on their FB like:
"so I went on the mystery reality TV show and they said nigger and had a schizophrenic black daddy dom who was masturbating publicly and when I got kicked off for refusing to have piss thrown on me by this fat chainsmoking guy with a 9/11 tattoo on his back while an indian guy was trying to stab him with a broken plate and a homeless alcoholic bum was shouting about setting the house on fire and murdering people... after all of that I came home to find that I had been doxxxxXXXxxxed, fired from my office job, all of my passwords and accounts had been hacked, someone made an AI model of me which made fake videos of me murdering people, saying racial slurs and having sex with a down syndrome parrot and they also doxxxXXxxed my poor pet cat - my grandma even had a heart attack! my family won't speak to me anymore and my bisexual polycule husbands and wives all left me. And oh yeah, I almost forget there was a lazy mexican guy on the sofa who had a 4 hour long argument about the ethics of saying nigger with some guy from the bible"

and then they'll get blacklisted. I know Jet and Sam Hyde was particularly happy to say "we found a lot of really, really stupid people" which indicates they found out about casting agencies (because people will apply for casting for fucking literally anything) but the show is politically incorrect and besides that there is a lot of physical/other stuff that is particular alarming for turbonormies to come face to face with. Turbonormies through casting agencies may seem like a somewhat endless supply of "content" but there are risks with that approach too