Inedible things you wish you could eat

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Does anyone have that one thing they use in say, the shower, that smells, looks, or feels a certain way that makes you want to eat it?

For me, it's this Hello Kitty body scrub (like I said, the shower, but it could be something that is not shower-related for you):

It satisfies all 3 of the criteria and if it were in any other container not clearly labeling it as a body scrub I'd probably be digging in. It also makes my skin feel quite fresh so that's a plus.

 

[Rockwell]

Ooh OP starting off strong!

My pick is shaving foam. That shit smells wonderful but tastes like chemicals. It looks so fucking good too, it's not too airy, it's just... Smooth. Creamy. Like... Holy shit.

I'd also like to eat a rock from the moon if I could. Who knows, maybe it is cheese? Has anyone ever tried moon rocks before?

 

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[internet friend]

I've recently been getting into car detailing and polishing. I want to eat every single cleaner and product, they all smell amazing. I'm sure they're all highly toxic though.

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

At some point someone will write "ass".

 

[Inco G. Nito]

The fucking gallon of sugar free sweet tea I accidently bought yesterday because I confused it with the normal, edible kind.

 

[Whatevermancer]

Giant hogweed. Imagine instead of having to put on a protective suit and injecting glyphosate into it stem, you could just chop it down and eat it?

 

[ipodvideodiary2007]

Pretty flowers:

"And for my own part I set a higher value on cream cheese when it was pink, when I had been allowed to tinge it with crushed strawberries. And these flowers had chosen precisely the colour of some edible and delicious thing, or of some exquisite addition to one’s costume for a great festival, which colours, inasmuch as they make plain the reason for their superiority, are those whose beauty is most evident to the eyes of children, and for that reason must always seem more vivid and more natural than any other tints, even after the child’s mind has realised that they offer no gratification to the appetite, and have not been selected by the dressmaker."

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

Pretty flowers:

You're in luck.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tropaeolum_majus#Uses

 

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Sawdust, it smells so fucking good.

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

Sawdust, it smells so fucking good.

I like the smell of dry clean concrete when you spray a little bit of water over it. I don't know why.

 

[gamerweeb1]

My waifu’s pussy

 

[Insuficiencia renal]

your fucking rotting corpse op

 

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Sawdust, it smells so fucking good.

I bet you would have loved the leningrad bread back in '41 and '42.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

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[#FF0000]

Molten glass.

 

[Captain Chromosome]

I wish gasoline tasted as good as it smells, and for all I know it might but I'm not about to take that risk.

 

[Schwarzwald]

I didn't read your post, but why did it include a picture of that wonderful Japanese candy paste? It's one of my favorites, though a bit pricey. My only issue with it is that if I start eating it I can't stop and have to finish the whole jar.

 

[ShiftyBoi]

Did no one ever see these swab things as a kid and think they were lollipops.

Cause I did.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

So many choices. Packing peanuts, silica gel, various candles, toothpicks...