Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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I can quite clearly recall during the first 30 episodes or so, they stated and repeated that there is no KC Discord, nor will there ever be one, exactly for the reasons cited. Poor choice to go back on this stance.
I think this was Andy's "personal" discord for all his gaming nonsense that had some KC bleed over.
 
Why even have a Discord full of sycophants?
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Each of those gifted subs is 5 dollars cash, no cut to Kick. That's 10 people who have given them at least $4000 in the, what, 2 years they've been on Kick? Only through the gifted subs mind you, as we now know at least one of these whales was also paying $25 000 directly for a vegas trip, you may infer some amount of paypigging that has not been immortalized by the platform. That's why have a discord full of sycophants.
 

My prediction is 100% back on the table:
If this is true this could very well be the casino's bottle moment

Before you disagree, think back a few years: Did anyone think that Nick and Dick would become the massive lolcows they are today?

Are Ashton and Andy willing to pull up and actually accept Christ (instead of pretending to like they do now)?

If it isn't true:
Keep up the good work, guys

Getting mad at your own fans because you willingly went with them to Vegas and chose to fuck black hookers with them (on a trip they paid for) is early spiral behavior. At this point, the clock is ticking before the casino closes for good.
 
I can quite clearly recall during the first 30 episodes or so, they stated and repeated that there is no KC Discord, nor will there ever be one, exactly for the reasons cited. Poor choice to go back on this stance.
It's the Kumite bullshit all over again, but a lot worse.
When Tardski was doing his shitty alt-right show with French rapist and murderer JFG, he would slack off during the show. He'll be disinterested and just not care, as if he wanted the show to finish so he can go and stream with those Kumite retards. It's just a repeat of that.

The whatever vanity video game bullshit he's trying to work on will never ever reach a playable state. It will be worse than Sargon's bullshit asset dump game. He also wanted to become a speedrunner and a filmmaker at some point. He's in his mid-30s without a goal, he arguably doesn't even have his shit together. Who in their 30s need consultation on how to rent an apartment? Most people do it in their mid-20s, some as early as 18 or 19. Getting the first apartment might be tricky due to lack of references &/so stable income but it's a walk in the park afterwards. That's quite mind-boggling. He's that undisciplined.
 
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Each of those gifted subs is 5 dollars cash, no cut to Kick. That's 10 people who have given them at least $4000 in the, what, 2 years they've been on Kick? Only through the gifted subs mind you, as we now know at least one of these whales was also paying $25 000 directly for a vegas trip, you may infer some amount of paypigging that has not been immortalized by the platform. That's why have a discord full of sycophants.
$62,245 split between two is abysmal for 2 years. They're making around $15k a year each from subscriptions?
Considering superchats, I suppose they're making around burger flipper figures. Canada has some pretty good labour laws and a minimum wage so typical low level wagies don't have to bicker over tips.
That's just sad.

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Logarithmic: $85582.05 over 2 years, split between 2.
Third degree polynomial: $66313.9
Exponent: $89494.87

So at the very most, let's say they're making $100k over 2 years in subscriber drops, that's $25k each, or around $35k Canadian.

According to Brave AI because I'm lazy.

Average Income by Age Group:​

  • 0-24: $18,701
  • 25-34: $45,953
  • 35-44: $61,549
  • 45-54: $66,968
  • 55-64: $58,419
  • 65 and over: $42,975

Average Income by Province:​

  • Nunavut: $87,355
  • Northwest Territories: $77,670
  • Alberta: $61,865
  • Yukon: $61,812
  • Ontario: $55,524
  • Newfoundland and Labrador: $55,508
  • Saskatchewan: $54,371
  • British Columbia: $53,516
  • Quebec: $51,735
  • Manitoba: $49,661
  • New Brunswick: $49,511
  • Nova Scotia: $48,470
  • Prince Edward Island: $45,912
Unless they're making an additional $30k, they're better off pushing reports in an office cubical. It's boring but at least it's stable and secure.
 
And what did I say about Discord all the way back in 2017 or 2018? It's literal cancer, there's no reason to have it whatsoever.
I just use it with friends for DND and Dark Heresy gaming nights because we can get a bot to do dice rolls, store info, and share a bunch of lore stuff all in one place. Can’t imagine joining a random ass server of people I don’t know.
 
Just 'cause Asstonne and Tard-/Coke-/Sober-/Pause-/Clap-/Slidewhistleski are handling Ls to themselves, doesn't mean you're winning, fat cucks.
This is what I call "The Lolcow Fallacy". Every win a lolcow gets is overshadowed by the fact that they are a lolcow.


In the end, I'm not even angry with Tardski and Asston, Im disappointed. They should've known better. I can respect a good grift, and despite what people like ABG say, KC is an entertaining show as far as drama shows go.
This MM situation is a pure, undiluted retardation from everyone envolved. Seriously, it's Paypig Relations 101, even 2nd rate Twitch E-thots can figure it out. You cocktease them and give them just enough interaction so they feel engaged and keep sending money your way. At the same time, you keep them at arms length, so they feel the need to get your attention with donos, and at the same time you have plausible deniability if shit goes south and they get exposed as a degenerate shotacon. Remember when they grilled DSP for that creepy retard in his chat? He went "Am I my paypig's keeper?" and then, when they pressed him hard enough, he banned the guy and got away with it all.
What you DON'T do is engage in Discord shit and tie yourself so tight to your whales that when they go down they drag you and your show with them.
To sum up, Andy Warski, sober or not, is a fuckup with no pattern recognition, who keeps stepping on the same retarded rake.
PPP is a fat slob, who let his complacency ruin a good gig. It is what it is.
 
everyone in the Sektur implodes after he talks to them
This is the 5th time the "Kino Casino is totally finished, you guys". Also what Null said is that when he tries to give genuine advice to lolcows, they completely melt down.

Maybe if he told Andy it's not a great idea to play video games with his fans, then maybe that would've done some lasting damage. I predict they'll be back to their greasy, fat, retarded, stuttering glory in a couple of days.

Even though I miss old PPP and would rather see him go his own way, I genuinely wish both fat fuck and Tardski everything good in the world. They're making fat stacks of cheddar, I hope it stays that way.
 
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Each of those gifted subs is 5 dollars cash, no cut to Kick. That's 10 people who have given them at least $4000 in the, what, 2 years they've been on Kick? Only through the gifted subs mind you, as we now know at least one of these whales was also paying $25 000 directly for a vegas trip, you may infer some amount of paypigging that has not been immortalized by the platform. That's why have a discord full of sycophants.
1.25 years, they migrated over to kick August of last year
 
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So you think Warski Live was terrible but Kino Casino is "okay", confirmed by the name you use in this site.
They're both terrible. Where did I say one was better?
KC is only listenable because of clips and as background noise. Whenever I try to listen to the show live I regret it.
Yeah my name is a reference to a bunch of laymen retards getting autistic about race politics.
 
They're both terrible. Where did I say one was better?
KC is only listenable because of clips and as background noise. Whenever I try to listen to the show live I regret it.
Yeah my name is a reference to a bunch of laymen retards getting autistic about race politics.
I'm in the lucky position where the live shows run during the middle of the night for me, so I only really experienced KC through the filter of being able to skip ahead.
 
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