Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

April did an amazing job as painting herself as a nut job since her X return. It's quite remarkable when you think about it.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

She is talking about the sounds mountain lions make out in the wilderness trying to up her "girl hunter" cred again in the first one.
In the second one, she is saying that she prefers reading physical books over e-books.

She is bored trapped in the balldo bunker and trying to imagine an interesting personality for herself. Nick is probably too busy with legal stuff right now to play with her.

I think the funniest fucking part of that is the fact that cougars make the most unhinged screaming calls when they're in heat or answering a cat who is in heat. Maybe she's yowling for Nick and he isn't answering.

 

[Strix454]

There are at least six bookstores in Kandiyohi county that aren't Barnes and Noble. Get your boyfriend to take you out on a fun little date, April.

Nick being Nick, you have wonder if she is even allowed to leave the balldo compound unaccompanied by Nick. And Nick is terribly busy driving that he probably tells her that he just can't do it right now.

I'm sure he will take her out to get a book after the 5K locals thing is finished.

 

[LiquidKid]

How long was Milo on top for? I got the impression that he flamed out in a relatively short period of time and it happened more due to his inherent mental instability, rather than deciding to go in a different direction that doomed him.

His real rise started in 2015, and what many forget is, right after the Joe Rogan incident, Milo started a somewhat successful show on Facebook “The Milo Show” got his book self published and started to make the “I was canceled” grift work. Especially with all the right wing and libtard people spouting “it’s normal for gay men to be introduced into the life style by older men” and “you can’t be angry for how he jokes about his abuse” nonsense.
What really caused him to fizzle out was the terrible work ethic, constant whining about it his gay marriage, and the fact that he stopped paying the people who were writing all of his stuff. Milo in many way had a similar crash and burn as Nick

 

[AnOminous]

There's still the lingering question of whether or not Nick's going to be hit with additional charges for accessing Aaron's Google account/email/whatever without authorization.

They don't really need to file the charges, but tomorrow at whatever conference they're having, they can offer him a deal and tell him if he doesn't take it, they're bringing more charges including those and maybe for putting Ethan Ralph up to witness intimidation.

If they want to, they can make this whole thing a lot more hard on Balldo.

In the history of the Kiwi Farms, has there ever been anyone else who was widely liked at one point, who then over time, either simply lost their mind and/or revealed themselves to be a complete fuckwit like Rekieta has managed to do?

Not to this degree, but both Ethan Ralph and Diddler Dax used to have pretty substantial fanbases here. Not to the extent of being nearly universally viewed as based, but generally well regarded as content creators. Quite similarly, it was because they were being assholes to the "right" people.

 

[daniel day]

Sargon, Milo, Dick Masterson, and Ralph are probably the only ones who come close to Nick. I think the only person who would truly match Nick would be Jim if he ever had a massive decline, but he decided to just get cancer instead.

So of the remaining four, I think Milo since he was, like Nick, extremely close to being a mainstream personality before nuking his career into being a nobody

Lets look at a common factor between all four gentlemen:

Milo: self admitted faggot that loves black men
>Rekieta: self admitted cuckold faggot that goes to jamaican BBC resorts
>dick masterson(aka juju the cow, a man who gets fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow): self admitted burning man faggot, probably with black men
>Ethan Ralph: text logs admitting to being a faggot, speed running being a literal deadbeat black dad

What is it about black people that drives retarded white men insane.

 

[I Will Be Us]

They don't really need to file the charges, but tomorrow at whatever conference they're having, they can offer him a deal and tell him if he doesn't take it, they're bringing more charges including those and maybe for putting Ethan Ralph up to witness intimidation.

Maybe a count or two for witness intimidation, but I don't think all of the Aaron stuff can go away tomorrow. If only because it doesn't appear that the investigation has been wrapped; and therefore, the prosecution isn't fully aware of the scope of wrongdoing.

I also don't see why they would make that offer to not bring further charges, either, unless the county's unmotivated or resource-strapped (neither of which seems to be the case). Nick's dead to rights on the coke charge. Even before the Aaron stuff broke, it sounds like the plea was already pretty good per even Nick who said they were just discussing finer points before coming to an agreement.

County's in the driver's seat tomorrow, but they always were.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Lets look at a common factor between all four gentlemen:

Milo: self admitted faggot that loves black men
>Rekieta: self admitted cuckold faggot that goes to jamaican BBC resorts
>dick masterson(aka juju the cow, a man who gets fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow): self admitted burning man faggot, probably with black men
>Ethan Ralph: text logs admitting to being a faggot, speed running being a literal deadbeat black dad

What is it about black people that drives retarded white men insane.

Sargon also had an arc where he insisted on being part black.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Maybe a count or two for witness intimidation, but I don't think all of the Aaron stuff can go away tomorrow. If only because it doesn't appear that the investigation has been wrapped; and therefore, the prosecution isn't fully aware of the scope of wrongdoing.

I also don't see why they would make that offer to not bring further charges, either, unless the county's unmotivated or resource-strapped (neither of which seems to be the case). Nick's dead to rights on the coke charge. Even before the Aaron stuff broke, it sounds like the plea was already pretty good per even Nick who said they were just discussing finer points before coming to an agreement.

County's in the driver's seat tomorrow, but they always were.

Why would that be relevant to this case right now?
If that ever goes anywhere it would be a separate legal proceeding.

There is 0% chance the state would sink their 100% drug case against Nick by attaching a case that is still in the investigative stage.
They could bring up the witness intimidation in an effort to gag Nick and prevent further interference in this case, but I do not think its likely since Aaron does not appear intimidated at all and anything Nick says will be used against him.

Why gag Nick when he is keeps incriminating himself an his "friends"?

 

[The Internet Dick]

If they want to, they can make this whole thing a lot more hard on Balldo.

The prosecutor is probably torn between the righteous desire to crush Rekieta under the mighty wheels of justice or to go light and take Rekieta's plea because he thinks Nick's continued presence might be best possible outcome for the Rekieta children. The focus of the community at large is almost certainly on the kids.

If any of you reading this are officials or even residents of Kandiyohi County, let me help you out: Nick Rekieta is a terrible father. He is also completely unrepentant in spite of the drug use, drinking, and extramarital sex that have saturated the household and scarred the Rekieta children. He will almost certainly drink and use again once he's out from under court- and CPS-mandated requirements, meaning his children will continue to be endangered by his behaviors. Thus, both the needs of the children and the community at large would be best served by imposing the harshest possible penalties on this man. Throw him in prison. Have done with him. Let him rot.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Milo is also a faggot who gets fucked by niggers. They're basically twins.

Was a faggot who got fucked by large black man. Military has apparently cured himself of the "gay" or something, and now claims to be straight. I think the more accurate description is "mentally ill moron".

He was on Tim Poole last week. First time I had seen him in ages. He looks a lot less coked out. Still a faggot, no matter what he claims.

 

[AnOminous]

I also don't see why they would make that offer to not bring further charges, either, unless the county's unmotivated or resource-strapped (neither of which seems to be the case).

To force him to take what would otherwise be a bad deal. Take this deal or we throw in a couple more felonies isn't an "offer" but a threat.

Why would that be relevant to this case right now?
If that ever goes anywhere it would be a separate legal proceeding.

It doesn't have to be relevant or even part of the same case. It would be a global resolution of all the cases, with some language like "we won't prosecute for any crimes we are currently aware of as of this date."

 

[not william stenchever]

I think the funniest fucking part of that is the fact that cougars make the most unhinged screaming calls when they're in heat or answering a cat who is in heat. Maybe she's yowling for Nick and he isn't answering.

The writers this season are a bit too on the nose with their metaphors tbh.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Milo flamed (lol) out because he started making comments suggesting that sexual relationships with children can be beneficial to the child. He became toxic to everybody then.

The moral of the story is that it's nasty shit with kids that'll get you every time. Nick might have recovered from the drug charge, in time, but his daughter testing positive for coke is devastating. Palling around with the likes of Vito and Melton don't exactly help, either.

God help me, but I'm going to defend Milo on this one. What he was saying was, not every child sex abuse victim suffers lasting consequences from the events. And he was saying this from the perspective of someone who was sexually abused as a child. (The fact that Milo is the poster child for fucked up grown up child sex abuse victim somehow being lost on him.)

He's not entirely wrong. Some kids handle it better when they grow up. It's a trauma. Some can get over the trauma and move on with their lives. Others suck start their daddy's shotgun. Under no circumstances does it make sexually abusing kids ok.

 

[Captain Manning]

What really caused him to fizzle out was the terrible work ethic, constant whining about it his gay marriage, and the fact that he stopped paying the people who were writing all of his stuff. Milo in many way had a similar crash and burn as Nick

No, it wasn't that. It was the shit that happened on Drunken Peasants. Milo never recovered from that. The right disowned him overnight. The other stuff was just him spazzing in his death throes.

The similarity between the two is that most people don't like child abuse, and people that either engage in it, downplay it, support it, or turn a blind eye to it. With Milo, it was him claiming 13 year olds can consent to sex with adults, and have a positive experience from doing so. With Nick, it's his 8 year old testing positive for coke, and the fact that he sees absolutely nothing wrong with allying himself with Vito and Melton as long as they attack his enemies.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

"I think it's tragic that April's family is hurting so bad, look what a caring soul I am everyone!"
"HOPEFULLY IT WASN'T DURING THE GAME LULZ"
"IT WAS WHEN MY TEAM WAS DOING BAD SO I THOUGHT I MAY AS WELL TAKE THE CALL LULZ"
What the fuck is wrong with these goddamn retards. Why is it so important to all of them to look cool and uncaring to randoms on twitter.

After all the shit she and Nick flung at him, she deserves this.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

She's baaaack. I have no idea what she's trying to say. She's a wild animal who "screams in the dark" and loves books. Or something.

She screams in the dark when she takes Nick's polish sausage cream and she stole Pawverbs from Kayla to assert dominance

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

God help me, but I'm going to defend Milo on this one. What he was saying was, not every child sex abuse victim suffers lasting consequences from the events. And he was saying this from the perspective of someone who was sexually abused as a child. (The fact that Milo is the poster child for fucked up grown up child sex abuse victim somehow being lost on him.)

He's not entirely wrong. Some kids handle it better when they grow up. It's a trauma. Some can get over the trauma and move on with their lives. Others suck start their daddy's shotgun. Under no circumstances does it make sexually abusing kids ok.

You can't be serious looking at Milo and just accepting that he says he has no lasting consequences. Have you LOOKED at him? Nigger his entire insufferable personality is a lasting consequence of sexual abuse.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Gosh, if I was a small-town police officer, and I had a guy who already had a court date for one set of charges when a second set of charges came in, well, by gum, I might just wait until that court date to serve the second set of papers, instead of driving all the way out to the feller's crack shack in the woods. Especially if that feller had a history of refusing to open the door for police. But that's just me.

 

[Captain Manning]

God help me, but I'm going to defend Milo on this one. What he was saying was, not every child sex abuse victim suffers lasting consequences from the events. And he was saying this from the perspective of someone who was sexually abused as a child. (The fact that Milo is the poster child for fucked up grown up child sex abuse victim somehow being lost on him.)

No. That was the backpedal once he realized he was in serious trouble. Before that he was straight up claiming that not every such "relationship" is even abusive in the first place and that 13 year olds can consent to sex with adults. This has been extensively documented.

If you wanna accept the backpeddle in lieu of what he initially said, that's up to you. I don't.