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Dave Brian Muscato / Danielle Tatiana Muscato / Danielle Brian Muscato - Half-Assed Trans Activist, Fully Arrested, Rape Appropriator, Currently Trying to Extort His Parents
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ah I see, I totes missed that
I really need to stop those 6 martini lunches...
I really need to stop those 6 martini lunches...
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I didn't realize the theft was a felony.
I would also like to see how Dave tries to leverage his cat during the trial.
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The value of the property stolen being over $750 pops it up to a felony:
So, if convicted, Dave will be a felon, just like Donald Trump.
That got me curious about voting rights. In Missouri, felons do not lose the right to vote:
However, unless there's a gap in this data, Dave did not vote to stop Drumpf in 2020:
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He’s a civil rights activist, not a civil rights exerciser. One requires significantly more energy than he can spare.
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Not Dr. Evil
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Trump is not a felon. That label doesn't attach until after sentencing.
In any event, Dave screaching at the judge about how he has to be sent to the ladies prison after he is convicted will be comedy gold.
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PRE-TRIAL HEARING REPORT
Not much happened. Judge denied motion for continuance. I think they set another pre-trial conference for next Monday, but I'm not sure. Judge seemed somewhat fed up with Dave and Dowling, annoyed the charge was so old and hadn't been tried yet. The files the prosecutor provided may include body cam footage.
Dave shaved but he's still got very noticeable stubble. If I didn't know him I don't think I would have realized he was trans until they said his name.
Not much happened. Judge denied motion for continuance. I think they set another pre-trial conference for next Monday, but I'm not sure. Judge seemed somewhat fed up with Dave and Dowling, annoyed the charge was so old and hadn't been tried yet. The files the prosecutor provided may include body cam footage.
Dave shaved but he's still got very noticeable stubble. If I didn't know him I don't think I would have realized he was trans until they said his name.
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I am back from the hearing.
It was a docket.
Pertinent logistical information:
Pre-trial hearings are rescheduled for the 2nd.
It will be a two day jury trial.
When I entered the Division III Courtroom, II West, David Brian Muscato was sitting in the front of the three row peanut gallery, on the left hand side, sitting as close to the isle as he could. Muscato wore a dark red rib-knitted sweater with a larger dark shirt on underneath and black work pants, both of his shirts completely untucked. It would seem Muscato had no inclination towards even attempting to dress nicely for his own hearing. A grimy pink hairtie ties back what is left of his greasy, dark, greying hair. He wears dark red womens glasses that look extremely feminine on his fat, stubble covered face.
Muscato has an interesting self-soothing mechanism of twirling what is left of his greasy, dark, greying hair between his fat phalanges. His hands appear to be unwashed, a feat, and his nails have grime under them. He is visibly unshowered. I wasn't close enough to him to pick up on a smell.
The peanut gallery was stocked for the docket. Most people there were just there for family.
Judge Craine is much older than he appears in his photos (see my avatar). Apparently men that look that gruff and masculine age into Mall Santas. Craine kept his white beard trimmed, neat, and close to his pink face.
Most of the morning was spent running through the docket, and trying to sort out small discrepancies. Craine moves extremely quickly, and I felt bad for the poor stenographer. Craine has an extremely low tolerance for bullshit. A defendant that had teleconferenced in from the Jail said that he couldn't make it to one of his hearings because his mother had died. Craine damn near smiled as he said, "Well, you still have to go to court."
Craine was addressing the peanut gallery, searching for his next victim to move through the process of the court, and Muscato offered his small, meek voice, asking if the Judge was looking for Adam Dowling. The Judge was not -- Dowling was said to be in a conference call of some court for another matter that he was involved in.
Someone exited the well of the court, and the swinging doors of the entrance vestibule continued to swing back and forth on their hinge. Muscato leaned forward, and stopped the vestibule doors from swinging.
9:37, whispering of Dowling's name from the well of the court.
9:38, Dave says he thinks Dowling is in a video call.
9:41, Adam Dowling arrives, carrying with him a large stack of manilla folders. Apparently he prefers to do his work analog. He pulls a female asian legal assistant or officer of the court, unsure as to which, out into the hallway, and speaks to her briefly, before coming back into the court to represent some poor schmuck who was teleconferencing from the Boone County Jail. At this point it becomes apparent that Dowling is not a public defender, he is a gun for hire.
9:48, Dowling approaches the Bench with Muscato, announced before the Court as Danielle. Craine bigotedly does not seem to register the weight of having a trans woman civil rights activist in his presence.
Muscato stands there silently, looking greasy, unwashed, and out of place.
Craine and Dowling begin to talk logistics, Craine brings up the Defense's motion for continuance. They talk about the reasoning as to why such a request was made. Dowling talks about the volume of discovery dumped into the case, the discovery was dumped early November.
"What was it?" Craine asks, squinting at Dowling.
Dowling mentions that it's a lot of video and audio footage, and the prosecution voices that that is not exactly the case. Craine turns towards the prosecution and asks them whats going on, and the prosecution says that the volume of the discovery stemmed from a dump of the "Defendant's online postings,"
Dowling speaks up and says that there was body-cam footage and audio recordings of events in the discovery deposited into the case. The prosecution doesn't deny this, they don't appear to remember what all was in the discovery that they deposited.
Craine posits that further logistical maneuvering is necessary while the parties of the case sort out their fucking mess, and resets pre-trial motions for December 2nd, at 9:00 AM, if i remember correctly.
The parties are dismissed, and Dowling leaves the courtroom. David Brian Muscato follows shortly thereafter.
It was a docket.
Pertinent logistical information:
Pre-trial hearings are rescheduled for the 2nd.
It will be a two day jury trial.
When I entered the Division III Courtroom, II West, David Brian Muscato was sitting in the front of the three row peanut gallery, on the left hand side, sitting as close to the isle as he could. Muscato wore a dark red rib-knitted sweater with a larger dark shirt on underneath and black work pants, both of his shirts completely untucked. It would seem Muscato had no inclination towards even attempting to dress nicely for his own hearing. A grimy pink hairtie ties back what is left of his greasy, dark, greying hair. He wears dark red womens glasses that look extremely feminine on his fat, stubble covered face.
Muscato has an interesting self-soothing mechanism of twirling what is left of his greasy, dark, greying hair between his fat phalanges. His hands appear to be unwashed, a feat, and his nails have grime under them. He is visibly unshowered. I wasn't close enough to him to pick up on a smell.
The peanut gallery was stocked for the docket. Most people there were just there for family.
Judge Craine is much older than he appears in his photos (see my avatar). Apparently men that look that gruff and masculine age into Mall Santas. Craine kept his white beard trimmed, neat, and close to his pink face.
Most of the morning was spent running through the docket, and trying to sort out small discrepancies. Craine moves extremely quickly, and I felt bad for the poor stenographer. Craine has an extremely low tolerance for bullshit. A defendant that had teleconferenced in from the Jail said that he couldn't make it to one of his hearings because his mother had died. Craine damn near smiled as he said, "Well, you still have to go to court."
Craine was addressing the peanut gallery, searching for his next victim to move through the process of the court, and Muscato offered his small, meek voice, asking if the Judge was looking for Adam Dowling. The Judge was not -- Dowling was said to be in a conference call of some court for another matter that he was involved in.
Someone exited the well of the court, and the swinging doors of the entrance vestibule continued to swing back and forth on their hinge. Muscato leaned forward, and stopped the vestibule doors from swinging.
9:37, whispering of Dowling's name from the well of the court.
9:38, Dave says he thinks Dowling is in a video call.
9:41, Adam Dowling arrives, carrying with him a large stack of manilla folders. Apparently he prefers to do his work analog. He pulls a female asian legal assistant or officer of the court, unsure as to which, out into the hallway, and speaks to her briefly, before coming back into the court to represent some poor schmuck who was teleconferencing from the Boone County Jail. At this point it becomes apparent that Dowling is not a public defender, he is a gun for hire.
9:48, Dowling approaches the Bench with Muscato, announced before the Court as Danielle. Craine bigotedly does not seem to register the weight of having a trans woman civil rights activist in his presence.
Muscato stands there silently, looking greasy, unwashed, and out of place.
Craine and Dowling begin to talk logistics, Craine brings up the Defense's motion for continuance. They talk about the reasoning as to why such a request was made. Dowling talks about the volume of discovery dumped into the case, the discovery was dumped early November.
"What was it?" Craine asks, squinting at Dowling.
Dowling mentions that it's a lot of video and audio footage, and the prosecution voices that that is not exactly the case. Craine turns towards the prosecution and asks them whats going on, and the prosecution says that the volume of the discovery stemmed from a dump of the "Defendant's online postings,"
Dowling speaks up and says that there was body-cam footage and audio recordings of events in the discovery deposited into the case. The prosecution doesn't deny this, they don't appear to remember what all was in the discovery that they deposited.
Craine posits that further logistical maneuvering is necessary while the parties of the case sort out their fucking mess, and resets pre-trial motions for December 2nd, at 9:00 AM, if i remember correctly.
The parties are dismissed, and Dowling leaves the courtroom. David Brian Muscato follows shortly thereafter.
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If Dave's ramblings are going to be entered into evidence, this could be quite the spectacle. Especially on cross-examination.
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Body cam footage, audio, and online postings . . . I have no words, there are no emojis, I must run from this building and dance in the street.
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I fully believe that there will be more evidence submitted in this case than in Depp v Herd.
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Oh this is going to be delicious. Thank you for your reports, field agents!!
This info alone is good. We most likely have some of the posts that will be mentioned archived. I can only imagine the body cam footage..
Don’t forget me. We shall sing as we dance.
This info alone is good. We most likely have some of the posts that will be mentioned archived. I can only imagine the body cam footage..
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This shit should be on Court TV. Fuck it, it should be in theatres. It'll be funnier than anything Disney puts out, that's for sure.
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Real cases... real crimes... real cows. It's Kiwi Court TV!
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Judge Crane seems to be exactly the guy I was hoping he'd be based on his picture. I now regret not photoshopping him in a Judge Dredd helmet, but I've been hurt too many times by terrible judges.
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“On the Kiwi Farms webzone, troon-based offenses are considered especially hilarious. In the Stinkditch subforum, the dedicated autists who laugh at these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Gay Retard NiggerFaggots. These are their stories.”
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@Null prime MATI material here hoss.
Looks like ole Davey is going to trial after all for both felony theft and two counts of harassment against his parents. Stupid fuck even got a jury trial so this should be juicy as we all know he wont be able to contain himself.
Oh more arrest bodycam footage too? Xmas really is coming early this year.
And it also looks like he's gone and dumped all his years of Doctor Joe Muscato is Abusive online rants as his defense so chances are he will be found guilty. Please Jebus let him get a few months of jail time. (not likely but it could happen)
Mucho thanko to our local Kiwi's for the onsite reporting! Your doing the Lord's work here.
Looks like ole Davey is going to trial after all for both felony theft and two counts of harassment against his parents. Stupid fuck even got a jury trial so this should be juicy as we all know he wont be able to contain himself.
Oh more arrest bodycam footage too? Xmas really is coming early this year.
And it also looks like he's gone and dumped all his years of Doctor Joe Muscato is Abusive online rants as his defense so chances are he will be found guilty. Please Jebus let him get a few months of jail time. (not likely but it could happen)
Mucho thanko to our local Kiwi's for the onsite reporting! Your doing the Lord's work here.
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Any casting suggestions for the reenactment scenes are welcome.
Dave: Jason Alexander
Judge Craine: Bryan Cranston
Adam Dowling: Gabriel Macht
Prosecutor: Željko Ivanek
Dr. Joe: Jason Isaacs
Mrs. Dr. Joe: Jane Lynch
Andy: Jeremy Piven
Kroger Andy: Andy Richter
Fiona Apple: Herself
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Fantastic writing. We need more posts of this quality.