Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

[scallion]

God the first speech bubble is coming from the wrong character

 

[Neil]

Have a facedox and initial (J) of her husband (Ipresume) from a voyeur porn community. Nothing in the profile besides basic info unless you can see more by making an account.

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The rule is porn has to be privated on the first page IIRC.

Rekieta-Parenting is a fucking epidemic at this point, Gen X is diseased. But if I could give the Rekietas even *one* point in their favor, I have never seen Nick nor Kayla naked. This woman SELLS her nudes and openly does cuckhold shit with her husband.

I hope her daughter is lucky enough to never have her classmates stumble upon her mom's onlyfans. But seeing how Ellen acts, her skin is probably so thin she'd try and argue with the bullies herself and worsen things for her daughter.

 

[Kiwisee]

Some Redditor is already talking about this thread.

Guess we got a potential cow tipper in this thread who isn’t patient enough to wait until it is public.

 

[Neil]

Some Redditor is already talking about this thread.
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Guess we got a potential cow tipper in this thread who isn’t patient enough to wait until it is public.

This thread isn't even fucking public.

What's the over/under on this guy being some scorned subscriber to Ellen's OnlyFans? He's got tons of degenerate posts on BBC and transgender porn subs.

This also implies that this coomer has an account here.

 

[Blacked2AutisticBoogaloo]

God these poor kids must hate having to constantly listen to their Mother's passive aggressive whining, pro-Kamala lectures, and painful attempts at comedy all day every day. And on top of that having those irritating experiences turned into quirky comics for their mom to post in between showing her moleish naked body to the world for little profit. Her art style is so soulless and mechanical. How have these "relatable nerdy woman" webcomics"not evolved in any noticeable way after a decade?


Even if this easily faked email exchange is real, who the fuck is asking this nobody why she doesn't go to conventions? What conventions would she even belong in? And how weak of a person do you have to be to take subject line 'coward' as a threat against your life?

The white knight brigade

 

[Ghostse]

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God these poor kids must hate having to constantly listen to their Mother's passive aggressive whining, pro-Kamala lectures, and painful attempts at comedy all day every day. And on top of that having those irritating experiences turned into quirky comics for their mom to post in between showing her moleish naked body to the world for little profit. Her art style is so soulless and mechanical. How have these "relatable nerdy woman" webcomics"not evolved in any noticeable way after a decade?
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Even if this easily faked email exchange is real, who the fuck is asking this nobody why she doesn't go to conventions? What conventions would she even belong in? And how weak of a person do you have to be to take subject line 'coward' as a threat against your life?
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The white knight brigade

She's really stretching the "Mediocre" definition for pussy being idolized by suckers.

This also implies that this coomer has an account here.

Many such cases.

first for idgaf still would

SAD!

 

[1-800]

I looked at her leaked Patreon posts and I felt like I was looking at the nudes a single mother would've sent to an online boyfriend she's trying to score. They're very awkward and look worse than the porn drawings, which is saying a lot. Poor kids. Having a mom that sounds like a complete energy vampire is bad enough.

 

[Pizza Time]

She looks a bit like what Brianna Wu might looks like if he was an actual woman.

 

[The Hardest R]

Some Redditor is already talking about this thread.
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Guess we got a potential cow tipper in this thread who isn’t patient enough to wait until it is public.

Simps are gonna simp.

I looked at her leaked Patreon posts and I felt like I was looking at the nudes a single mother would've sent to an online boyfriend she's trying to score. They're very awkward and look worse than the porn drawings, which is saying a lot. Poor kids. Having a mom that sounds like a complete energy vampire is bad enough.

Yeah, she looks like every self-important wine mom who thinks that she’s the hottest, smartest, and funniest wine mom of them all. The type of cunt who competes with her kids for attention. When her daughter gets older, she’s going to resent the shit out of her. We see all the signs of it already. The cringe is going to ramp up as she (sub)consciously tries to sexually compete with her daughter. I saw that shit all the time when I went to high school.

 

[UniformCheesecake]

Some Redditor is already talking about this thread.
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Guess we got a potential cow tipper in this thread who isn’t patient enough to wait until it is public.

This thread isn't even fucking public.
This also implies that this coomer has an account here

That post isn't about this thread, btw. It's about the Community Feature submitted a few days ago.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/community-feature-submissions.114933/post-19744965

 

[Sperg Coalition]

When her daughter gets older, she’s going to resent the shit out of her.

I wouldn't be surprised if her daughter signs up on Kiwi Farms and drops intersting nuggets of information in this thread.

 

[Soi Woh Jak]

I looked at her leaked Patreon posts and I felt like I was looking at the nudes a single mother would've sent to an online boyfriend she's trying to score. They're very awkward and look worse than the porn drawings, which is saying a lot. Poor kids. Having a mom that sounds like a complete energy vampire is bad enough.

Came here to say this. Her nudes are like "rediscovery/midlife crisis nudes" as in "I'm middle aged and I feel like I need to rediscover myself" ie self exploitation and stupidity. Frankly embarassing tbh, they look like nudes of a best friends parent whos old, not nudes of a hot woman whos looking to capitalise on them. The drawings are also cringe and feel like "I need to express myself" instead of something useful. There's this lady called reddot who seems similar to pizzacake but somewhat better cause she's occasionally funny and pretty good looking.

 

[Irrational Bounty Hunter]

Pizzacake is like Dobson but with somehow less talent. She probably has an Onlyfans because she was tired of Redditors harassing her for nudes since she's the only female presence they have in their lives.

To be completely honest, I disagree. Could be because I'm gen z but Dobson's stuff never looked appealing to me, you could tell he could draw good figures when he applied himself but the style itself always just appeared off. Adding on to that, I've never seen a comic by Dobson that managed to get a smile out of me. Pizzacake may be on OF but I've seen other places compile her shitty comics and I'm unafraid to say that a couple of them managed to get a quick chuckle out of me, and along with that, I think the way that she draws figures is alright. Would ideally be developed further instead of used as a "style" but overall still more talented as a comic artist than Dobson IMHO

 

[Sperg Coalition]

Came here to say this. Her nudes are like "rediscovery/midlife crisis nudes" as in "I'm middle aged and I feel like I need to rediscover myself" ie self exploitation and stupidity. Frankly embarassing tbh, they look like nudes of a best friends parent whos old, not nudes of a hot woman whos looking to capitalise on them. The drawings are also cringe and feel like "I need to express myself" instead of something useful. There's this lady called reddot who seems similar to pizzacake but somewhat better cause she's occasionally funny and pretty good looking.

The only people I feel sorry for are her children that don't deserve to be entangled in both parents' perversions.

 

[DickMain]

Added to OP.

I've heard rumors that her husband is actually her illustrator but I can't verify them. That'd be hilarious if that's the case and it gets discovered.

I could believe it. The figures in the nsfw example were drawn in a different style. Not that it's at all impossible to do this, but the actual comic looks lower effort.

That said, to whichever the two of them did it, I award the nsfw example a 4/10. Practice the overlaps on your forms. That's not how the shoulders or the neck work. Also the figures don't exist in the same parallels and he looks like he's sliding off a slope while we're seeing Ellen straight on. Shoddy stuff.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

An important thing to note is for all her political sperging about Trump, she's Canadian. From Nova Scotia IIRC.

She finds time to post on FB too, but locks comments fast after getting the the "last word" in. Usually before anyone else can really comment. And if not, she deletes the comments she doesn't like.

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She's gotten her husband in on the OF too:

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If you really need to see this stuff, there's some easily findable links:

Spoiler: But Why Tho?

https://kemono.su/patreon/user/59577203

https://coomer.su/onlyfans/user/pizzacakecomic

https://simpcity.su/threads/pizzacakecomic-pizza-cake-comics.125328/

Why do these people who constantly obsessively talk about sex are always the most boring and lame at it. Who does this shit even appeal to?

Spoiler: NSFW

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[Ghostse]

To be completely honest, I disagree. Could be because I'm gen z but Dobson's stuff never looked appealing to me, you could tell he could draw good figures when he applied himself but the style itself always just appeared off.

Look at Dobson's sketches. There is a massive gulf between what Andrew Dobson Professional Artist (traces pictures of big ben) sketches with pencils, which are unironically good and full of energy and the final product that he manages to turn to absolute shit through some level of fecal alchemy I don't understand. Or maybe I just don't want to.

I'm unafraid to say that a couple of them managed to get a quick chuckle out of me, and along with that, I think the way that she draws figures is alright. Would ideally be developed further instead of used as a "style" but overall still more talented as a comic artist than Dobson IMHO

Some of Pizzacake's earlier stuff I don't know if I'd go as far as funny but was "amusing". Now she is very clearly high on her own supply and redditor whiteknight ass pats. And while LN's style isn't all that great, its better at comicing than Dobsons.

Came here to say this. Her nudes are like "rediscovery/midlife crisis nudes" as in "I'm middle aged and I feel like I need to rediscover myself" ie self exploitation and stupidity. Frankly embarassing tbh, they look like nudes of a best friends parent whos old, not nudes of a hot woman whos looking to capitalise on them. The drawings are also cringe and feel like "I need to express myself" instead of something useful. There's this lady called reddot who seems similar to pizzacake but somewhat better cause she's occasionally funny and pretty good looking.

Its that midlife crisis "I'm not getting attention like I used to and I won't be getting any after 50; my lewds are getting some traction better step it up to nudes" and add in 'fuck you dad' a few cups of "long term consequences? what are those?".

Why do these people who constantly obsessively talk about sex are always the most boring and lame at it. Who does this shit even appeal to?

This guy, apparently.

first for idgaf still would

 

[The Great Citracett]

Who does this shit even appeal to?

People who find the Wu snarl sexy?

 

[RollingRock2]

What would the Kiwifarms bird mascot do to her?

 

[Sperg Coalition]

The virgin Pizzacake vs The Chad Mr. Nubly