Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[ADN_VIII]

I feel bad for twitter users that interact with Jack. The passive aggression would drive me insane.

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

On the topic of Jack's seasoning skills, there is one gif somewhere in this thread that would be relevant to the discussion, but I'd need to find it again first. This was maybe 1-2 strokes ago, could be wrong, but it shows jack trying to season something (a steak?) and missing completely.

On video. Kept in the video. A sprinkle of salt or pepper or some other spice landing nowhere even close, hitting the sheet pan impotently. Seeing that for the first time, I distinctly remember jost losing it laughing. I'll try to find it, unless someone beats me to it.

In either case, Jack Scalfani is fat and I would not have sex with him. Furthermore, he is a pretend christian, and will be cast into hell for his transgressions and numerous sins.

Found it, wasn't a gif but a short video.

Originally posted by @A Big Bumbling Black Man on February 23rd, 2021.

And this was at least one stroke ago, so yeah, it's not like it's gotten better. Also love how the chicken, much like Jagoff, has one arm just hanging limply.

 

[myhairisonfire]

Found it, wasn't a gif but a short video.
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Originally posted by @A Big Bumbling Black Man on February 23rd, 2021.

And this was at least one stroke ago, so yeah, it's not like it's gotten better. Also love how the chicken, much like Jagoff, has one arm just hanging limply.

Wow, it's worse than you described. Like something out of a National Lampoon film.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Found it, wasn't a gif but a short video.
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Originally posted by @A Big Bumbling Black Man on February 23rd, 2021.

And this was at least one stroke ago, so yeah, it's not like it's gotten better. Also love how the chicken, much like Jagoff, has one arm just hanging limply.

Jack is jealous of the chicken having something up its ass

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

Wow, it's worse than you described. Like something out of a National Lampoon film.

If it wasn't for his horrid physical decline, one could argue that Jack's YouTube career was nothing more than an elaborate trolling op for fun.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

If it wasn't for his horrid physical decline, one could argue that Jack's YouTube career was nothing more than an elaborate trolling op for fun.

I mean there are other factors besides his physical decline like him genuinely crying his eyes out when he was on hillbilly shark tank and his church chili video. Really any time he interacts with people in public show it really isn't trolling, especially when he's the one whose the butt of the joke

Anyway more dumbass tweets from Jack

 

[biggacracka]

I mean there are other factors besides his physical decline like him genuinely crying his eyes out when he was on hillbilly shark tank and his church chili video. Really any time he interacts with people in public show it really isn't trolling, especially when he's the one whose the butt of the joke

Anyway more dumbass tweets from Jack

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As always, even when jack manages to have a based opinion (taxation is theft), it's for all the wrong reasons.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

As always, even when jack manages to have a based opinion (taxation is theft), it's for all the wrong reasons.

His opinions are always for the wrong reasons.

 

[Dead Air]

Jack has said numerous times that seasoning just falls off when you season both sides and flip the meat. I'm pretty sure he only seasons one side of things these days because he thinks absolutely no salt sticks to meat.

 

[biggacracka]

Jack has said numerous times that seasoning just falls off when you season both sides and flip the meat. I'm pretty sure he only seasons one side of things these days because he thinks absolutely no salt sticks to meat.

He just pours it on, no pressing it or rubbing it in to get it to stick to the meat as that requires more effort than just opening his maw and cramming gud meats in it

Edit:few words missing, like my brain cells

 

[Super Hans v2]

He just pours it on, no pressing it or rubbing it in to get it to stick to the meat as that requires more effort than just opening his maw and cramming gud meats in it

Edit:few words missing, like my brain cells

Hopefully one of these days, Jack walks into an industrial oven with a cart of GUD MEET to save time on pressure cooking.

 

[Postal Dude]

Jack promotes people to make the worst thanksgiving dinners

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Are we just going to ignore this absolutely disgusting thumbnail? I don’t put stuffing my turkeys but 100% no bullshit is it supposed to look like this? It’s like the bird’s filled to the brim with literal shit.

 

[AnOminous]

His opinions are always for the wrong reasons.

That's why he's the perfect politicow. Even people who agree with him find him insufferable.

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

Are we just going to ignore this absolutely disgusting thumbnail? I don’t put stuffing my turkeys but 100% no bullshit is it supposed to look like this? It’s like the bird’s filled to the brim with literal shit.
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This looks like one of those scam ad images you see on 5th tier journo sites that try to rob your nana of her retirement money by claiming she has 10lbs of toxic shit stuck in her colon and trying to sell her concentrated elephant bull testosterone as a cure.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Are we just going to ignore this absolutely disgusting thumbnail? I don’t put stuffing my turkeys but 100% no bullshit is it supposed to look like this? It’s like the bird’s filled to the brim with literal shit.
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That's way too much. Stuffing is supposed to be, well, actually stuffed in the turkey. But of course for Jack MOAR is GUD.

 

[Adamska]

Not to defend Wicked (don't know shit about it) but I guarantee "Woke Vibe" for Jack means women main characters and one being black

From what I understand, Wicked's a well made film for women. The woke aspect is actually just the actress being a demented and insufferable cow who threw shitfits over fans editing her to match the original art design for a poster. Jack, because he's a retard who can't even pay attention in a movie and who gets fed his lines from his idiot friends and brother, doesn't know this. He only knows it's called woke.

Also yes, he's shitting on the film because the actress is black and gay for pay, I mean strange, shit I meant queer.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Jack has said numerous times that seasoning just falls off when you season both sides and flip the meat. I'm pretty sure he only seasons one side of things these days because he thinks absolutely no salt sticks to meat.

If you over season then yes but if you season it properly no.

 

[AnOminous]

From what I understand, Wicked's a well made film for women.

My mom really loved the original Broadway musical (and maybe the book though I am not sure). I'll ask her if she has any plans on seeing the movie.

 

[Marc]

When I season both sides of a steak, chop, fillet, or patty, the seasonings adhere and stay that way because I’ve previously rubbed a light layer of either an oil or a searing glaze for the sake of caramelization into the surface of the meat, and I season it on a cooling rack sitting on a baking sheet; so there’s minimal surface area for the meat to stick to (which, of course, might serve to work against my effort to achieve an even seasoning). This is the same reason you wet foods being breaded for frying - So it will fucking adhere! But no; Jack says it’s impossible and a waste of time to do more than throw a literal handful of debris at the food and miss.

These are extremely remedial methods of getting the seasoning to stay on each side of a cut of meat before and during cooking so it can brown and crust evenly, and a direction one could expect to find in cookbooks published a century or more ago; because it was considered intuitive enough to constitute common knowledge. Then again, I also don’t pour or dump canister seasonings comprised of 90% brown sugar onto what I’m cooking in the manner of some retarded child playing with sand - Not even when coating a brisket for bark. Disclaimer: Jack doesn’t know shit about shit; and couldn’t pull it off if he did. Jack’s entirely self-taught as a torturer of foods and toilets; because he epitomizes the principle that a man is incapable of learning anything he believes he already knows.

 

[AnOminous]

These are extremely remedial methods of getting the seasoning to stay on each side of a cut of meat before and during cooking so it can brown and crust evenly, which you could find in cookbooks as recently as hundred years ago; because it was considered intuitive enough to constitute common knowledge.

There's a reason it's called a "rub" and not a "dump." Because just dumping random spices is an absolutely worthless activity. It needs to be rubbed in. Something Jack never did even when he still had something resembling a brain and two functioning arms.