Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

He's clearly been watching a lot of daym drops and badlands chugs lately, dawg. Daym drops just did the same whopper review, but didn't like them. That's why cobra kept saying that it was good "to an unsophisticated white boy" like himself. You can always tell he's been watching his favorite black youtubers because he'll talk in boomer ebonics. He really has latched on to "low key" lately, though. I low key hope it sticks around, I'm not even gonna stunt, dawg.

There was a food review awhile back where he had just watched daym drops review Denny's, and could not stop parroting "___ action".
I always refer to this as his YouTuber persona and it only comes out when he has been binge watching the food reviewer channels. He'll start talking about people hitting the like and subscribe for more, undoubtedly without really understanding why YouTubers say that. He just knows that they say it and he's a famous YouTuber so he needs to say it too. Earlier this week he asked for people to leave comments which is hilarious because 99% of the time his comment section is completely empty because he sets it to approval mode then never approves any of them. I did notice though there was a good two or three video streak where there were a handful of approved comments and they were all people either making fun of him or laughing at him so no clue why those slipped through his trole detection filter.

His YouTube persona is just a small part of him mirroring the media he consumes or altering his personality to fit whatever he happens to be doing at the time like when he will put on a horrible southern accent while dipping or talking like Ozzy while listening to him.
 
Randomly found this dude and thought he was eerily similar to Josh. Looks like him, does nothing but smoke and drink, and even has a cobra for his avatar. Thought it was interesting. Him and Josh would get along.

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Randomly found this dude and thought he was eerily similar to Josh. Looks like him, does nothing but smoke and drink, and even has a cobra for his avatar. Thought it was interesting. Him and Josh would get along.

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It's not a joke set up to troll josh either, he's been uploading for at least 2 years (that's as far back as I can be arsed scrolling down too) and extremely regularly they are all like classic green bedroom era with some UFC and Gameplay thrown in for good measure.
 
For real? Holy fuck what a way to go.
She wasn't don't be so gullible.

Randomly found this dude and thought he was eerily similar to Josh. Looks like him, does nothing but smoke and drink, and even has a cobra for his avatar. Thought it was interesting. Him and Josh would get along.

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He's good, I've seen this guy before but didn't know a name. He's even got the snake pfp TWU. The echo sound of it hitting the concrete floor is kino.
 
Low key who the fuck has he been watching who spams "low key" all the time? He's becoming hard to watch with how much he says it or low key gets stuck in a Jessica loop.

But I low key digress toobz
he went into his old political sperging for a moment with him trump posting, but went back to Jessica. I swear he's regretting ending his dry spell with that goblin. never stick your dick in crazy, you guys. it will kill a man.
 
Randomly found this dude and thought he was eerily similar to Josh. Looks like him, does nothing but smoke and drink, and even has a cobra for his avatar. Thought it was interesting. Him and Josh would get along.

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I just don’t want another Ryan Jameson situation with this guy, where people put Cobra references in his comments and Bog Chron weaseling his way in trying to instigate a fight.
 
I just don’t want another Ryan Jameson situation with this guy, where people put Cobra references in his comments and Bog Chron weaseling his way in trying to instigate a fight.
It's very cringe and potentially ruins future content. I've got a few "creators" that I watch I'm sure nobody knows about, like <25 views per video. I never comment, leave a like sometimes just to show appreciation in a small way. Let weirdos be weirdos, they're always more interesting when not being poked and prodded

I'll add actually that on the absolute rare occasion poking and prodding does result in something funnier than the norm. Liquid Chris and Cobras cat food would be the only 2 examples I can think of. Weening just doesn't produce milk, it typically does the opposite and spoils it
 
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He's just woken up and is already popping some pink champaign (he called the carbonation that came out steam lol) and going right into a gender relations rant

"Well first of all, honey, you live in America. Where women are able to run for president. Even if they don't get the position, they can still run. Do they have that in South Korea? Probably not."

Oh, Cobes.
 
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