Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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grand larsony said:
The King Cobra Wiki now has ElevenLabs powered AI on every page. TMDWU
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You are a bloody legend. When Cobies is gone (hopefully not for a long while), that's all we'll have left. I want my phone to be "Hey Cobes!" instead of "Hey Siri" or "Hey Google!", I want Cobra to tell me to turn left or right in my car in 200 meters, weather permitting.
Slim Boglim said:
I want Cobes to get his silver play button so fucking bad because it was cause I told levels of a-log seething.
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He deserves it, he was posting videos long before all the big channels, and before the marketing retards figured out how to game it. He's proper OG YouTube and he deserves a proper YT one. Even though he's gross, and retarded, and might not deserve it, he should have one.
Mushroom King said:
I made this just for you guys. I see your posts a lot and they're always worth reading.
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Thank you for reminding me about Nine Inch Nails. Stay strong brother (or sister)!
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
A) He has to apply for it, it's not automatic. B) He has to be clean of violations. He has to go 90 days without a strike before he can apply, he is currently not clean. He has to actively accepted and in good standing with the partner program.
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I believe he has to pay for it as well.
 
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Hey there, bud. My master saw you from across the bar and really digged your vibe.
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Molly Millions said:
Did a grown man just upload a video of himself chugging a wine cooler while trying to look tough?
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He does this when he's begging for money, they're requests from paypigs for paypal cash, it's because he's terrible at chugging. "Upload a vid of you chugging a drank and i'll send you the money for your phone", same old story since OPL.
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Barbudo said:
If Alex saying “we tried but he couldn’t get it up” is true then Jessica is a knowing fag hag.
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The we tried to but you couldn't get it up isn't a Jessica lie, it happened during the "it's grease from alcohol" stream with Krystal. Jessica doesn't know shit, she just started binging cobraverse shit after the breakup and latched onto the warlord arc.
 
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Kingcobrajfs is the low information voter that Hillary Clinton was talking about. What an absolute tool!

Its really easy to know where to start because he obviously doesn't know anything. I'm not even convinced he could name the two major parties.

"If Kamala Harris was accused of the things Trump was"

Kamala Harris has an entire slew of her own allegations. Cobra mentions exactly zero of them and spergs endlessly about how hard men have it instead.

Complains that men aren't allowed to hit women instead of raising a salient point about Kamala Harris being a corrupt prosecutor who knowingly sent innocent men to prison to use them as convict labor.

Whines that his house smells like tobacco instead of addressing the allegations that Kamala Harris slept her way to the top.

Blows smoke rings and spergs about alcohol instead of discussing the border situation and whether or not Harris is actually at fault for something Congress is supposed to be doing

"I watched the Anonymous video about WW3 and they showed me the truth."

All in all I rate him retarded and unemployed
 
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Molly Millions said:
Its really easy to know where to start because he obviously doesn't know anything. I'm not even convinced he could name the two major parties.
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He's a retard, and angry because he can't dip his dick into every woman he ever found attractive so he seeks out other retards on the Internet who validate his beliefs. He just repeats what other retards say and think. I don't think he has any original thoughts, even the retarded shit he's attributed to creating is just someone else's idea with a Josh skin applied to it. (Cobra god religion) It's like the slop food he eats, he cannot create food, he just vomits a bunch of shit on someone else's creation. He cannot add two numbers that total less than 10, and he has all ten fingers. It's safe to say any opinions he has on the complexities of American politics will be steaming hot dog shit.
 
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