Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

[BrokeBackPhil]

$62,245 split between two is abysmal for 2 years. They're making around $15k a year each from subscriptions?
Considering superchats, I suppose they're making around burger flipper figures. Canada has some pretty good labour laws and a minimum wage so typical low level wagies don't have to bicker over tips.
That's just sad.

Are you including the gumroad subs? Based on the rating they have at least a couple hundred subs and a persip leak has Ashton saying they have at least 1000 gumroad subs at a minimum of $10 USD a month. Gumroad has an option to pay more than the minimum so some paypigs might be shelling out a few hundred dollars for the content.

Gumroad also only takes about 13% of the total made. $10*1000*0.87= $8700 a month USD. Now we multiply by the exchange rate of 1.4CAD to 1USD to get a total of $12,180CAD.



We also have to include some of the social blade income. Google says a minimum of S1000 per 100,000 views.

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So the clip channel averaged $7500 USD a month. add in the exchange rate of 1.4CAD to 1UDS we get $10,500CAD average per month.

Per the persip leaks and social blade they bring in an average of about $22,500 CAD a month not including subs or superchats.

 

[All becomes gunt]

I guess enjoying the show and not wanting it to end means I'm sweeping.

I've never given a single cent to either of them.

Unironically enjoying this slop, and even then not holding these 2 clowns to the standards they hold others, yeah you are sweeping. If this was any of the people they cover this would be the topic for the next 6 months minimum and you know it. Yeah fuck em fuck their show fuck their grift and fuck their gay shit, they ain't better than what they cover. Fuck them and fuck their pedophile discord cabal especially.

 

[Sneedling]

I'm struck by a thought and would like if people it's also relevant to were to weigh in; Is anyone who is bothered by a hedonism II moment in Vegas not already more bothered by Andy getting an abortion/PPP making a show of gambling &/or showing off his bumhole?

My default assumption of any person is that they wouldn't fuck hookers. Through this story I was reminded of the Surfer story according to which PPP did fuck a hooker, and now I can reasonably suspect that Warski did too. Kind of a bummer, but to say I'm shocked and surprised would be another thing.

 

[BrokeBackPhil]

serious question but are kiwi farmers even "the true audience" of Kino Casino? It feels like what happened to Jim's streams when he let it slip he was a weeb. The show pretty quickly became degenerate. Except Jim was able to keep to just the superchats ..


I hope my ponder makes sense.

Users of a drama website liking a show about drama on the internet including the Balldo and the Rage pig. No, they'd never watch it.

 

[August Levasseur]

On the subject of black hookers, it's worth remembering that black women look kinda mannish by default. Also, PPP being simply too drunk/fat to get up from the chair is another reasonable explanation for him just sitting there while Andy & co. fucked the hookers.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Users of a drama website liking a show about drama on the internet including the Balldo and the Rage pig. No, they'd never watch it.

I only bring it up because I use to watch MATI for years before getting an account on this site, how many people are like me?

 

[All becomes gunt]

On the subject of black hookers, it's worth remembering that black women look kinda mannish by default. Also, PPP being simply too drunk/fat to get up from the chair is another reasonable explanation for him just sitting there while Andy & co. fucked the hookers.

It's obvious PPP got bummed while eating Lays in his chair.

 

[carl9987]

@S1apSh0es @carl9987 Btw my little piggies oink for me once if you want the casino to stay, oink for me twice if you have Andy having a panic attack on discord and you picked up the broom to sweep it up for him

Wtf are you talking about. Objectively the best ending for them is to stay together, take the L and move on.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Wtf are you talking about. Objectively the best ending for them is to stay together, take the L and move on.

That's the thing though, they can't do that with the current situation, you can't just move on from this and sweep it under the rug by just sacrifing MM and a discord server to the corn. This isn't something you just "move on" from. If it was just the Vegas trip it would be over by new years but THIS, THIS IS BAD. I don't think you realise what kind of bombshell this is. And they might play coy but don't let them deceive you they knew something. Their reaction even is sweepy, because for them to do that it wasn't just Metokur Masochist but i'd wager there is MORE waiting to come out from that inner cabal they had.

 

[WEEKEND]

PPP could do his own show but he's literally too fat and lazy to hold a multi hour long show by himself. Not to say Warski is all that useful, he can barely run OBS, barely string a sentence together and when he does it's borderline retarded but he has his uses to PPP.

It's clear that both of them want to go in different directions. Warski wants to do his gaming shit and is always going to relapse, either into drugs, alcohol or parasocial Discord faggatroy. PPP wants to be p-p-paid for shitting dipshits like Ralph but he can't do that with the old phone streams which is all he knows.

The answer to all this is that having a job, a real job, makes life so much easier. You can do your show, earn some good money without needing to pander to paypigs or start business relationship with a man known for public self-immolation.

 

[BrokeBackPhil]

I only bring it up because I use to watch MATI for years before getting an account on this site, how many people are like me?

I know, I watched jersh from when he used to stream on youtube before yaniv got him kicked off. I've been with Tardski since the Richard Spencer V. Carl "white nigger" Benjamin debate. There are plenty of oldfags who never made an account.

 

[The Bunk]

Unironically enjoying this slop, and even then not holding these 2 clowns to the standards they hold others, yeah you are sweeping. If this was any of the people they cover this would be the topic for the next 6 months minimum and you know it. Yeah fuck em fuck their show fuck their grift and fuck their gay shit, they ain't better than what they cover. Fuck them and fuck their pedophile discord cabal especially.

Oh for fuck's sake man, give it a rest, will ya? We get it, you are a jilted ex PPP fan who got assblasted because your Punk-rock idol betrayed the Kino Dogme and dared to make some money on covering Internet drama, instead of earning street cred on the farms. By your retarded logic, the owner and operator of this website is a fucking sellout, who HAS to stream twice a week and read superchats. Bash them for the Vegas trip, bash them for associating with a pedo and taking his money. Stop with that "everyone must work a 9-5 and treat it as a hobby, because I'm stuck in 2010"

 

[hawkisnight]

Wtf are you talking about. Objectively the best ending for them is to stay together, take the L and move on.

No paypiggy. The best ending is godly ending.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Oh for fuck's sake man, give it a rest, will ya? We get it, you are a jilted ex PPP fan who got assblasted because your Punk-rock idol betrayed the Kino Dogme and dared to make some money on covering Internet drama, instead of earning street cred on the farms. By your retarded logic, the owner and operator of this website is a fucking sellout, who HAS to stream twice a week and read superchats. Bash them for the Vegas trip, bash them for associating with a pedo and taking his money. Stop with that "everyone must work a 9-5 and treat it as a hobby, because I'm stuck in 2010"

-Oh for fuck's sake man, give it a rest will ya?
No. BRO CAN WE NOT?

-We get it you are a jilted ex PPP fan
This couldn't be further from the truth but i did find some of his old content entertaining

-got assblasted because your Punk-rock idol betrayed the Kino Dogme and dared to make some money on covering Internet drama, instead of earning street cred on the farms.
OR he just revealed himself to be a humongous faggot, betrayed everything he stood for and debased himself for the world to see and now i am making fun of him and i am laughing at him, and yeah he dared to be a lazy grifter that reads KF threads next to tard laughter and superchats for pedos like metokur masochist

-By your retarded logic. the owner and operator of this website is a fucking sellout, who HAS to stream twice a week and red superchats.
No because he wasn't a hypocrite about it, that was his model from the beginning, and also i dont endorse any kind of paypiggery but at least his has a practical application in server costs and NOT COCAINE AND ENDLESS BAGS OF LAYS POTATO CHIPS AND NIGGER TRANNIES IN VEGAS WITH SHOTACON AND DICKGIRL ENTHUSIASTS.

-Bash them for the Vegas trip, bash them for associating with a pedo and taking his money.
I'll bash them for whatever the fuck i want, those included.

-Stop with that "everyone must work a 9-5 and treat it as a hobby, because I'm stuck in 2010"
That's my opinion so no i am not gonna stop.

 

[Downsy Drone]

Whoa Buddy!

Trannyberries

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

Was PPP positioned at an angle to see Andy's ass or to the side, having a wide view of the action?

 

[BrokeBackPhil]

No paypiggy. The best ending is godly ending.

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You forgot the troon ending: Andy finely admits he's trans and troons out a la bowblax, jim sterling or digibro. Ashton quits the show out of disgust and Andy moves in with Keffals.

 

[SuffahWhorse]

The situation is fucked but ppp didn't really get cucked. For ppp to have been cucked, he would have needed to have been dating or married to the black prostitutes. It was just random whores that ppp had no attachment to so it really doesn't matter if they were fucked in front of him.

People keep comparing the black prostitutes to other cuck's wives/girlfriends and it just doesn't make sense.

If he sat there jerking off than no, he's still a cuck. If you get off to other people having sex, irregardless of whether or not you have any attachment to either party involved, you are putting yourself in the position of a cuck. You are conditioning your brain to be a cuck.

 

[All becomes gunt]

No paypiggy. The best ending is godly ending.

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We are on track for the Andy Warski ending.

 

[Coke Zero]

PPP could do his own show but he's literally too fat and lazy to hold a multi hour long show by himself. Not to say Warski is all that useful, he can barely run OBS, barely string a sentence together and when he does it's borderline retarded but he has his uses to PPP.

The best format for the show would have been andy in more of a producer role where he mans the audio and visuals while ppp and another host/rotating cast of guests do 95% of the talking.