Amanda Marie Lochmann / Colton Marshall Lochmann / Battyforluv / GamingbatTheGamingPony / JustaBatto95 / battyforgothgf / Ghostguy15 / Saladfingy05 - Brony. Stinkditched Transbian. AGP Incel. Creepy Sex Pest. Autistic Crybully. Bitter Loser. Antiwork Unemployed NEET. "Enlightened" Atheist. Satanist. Toy Reviewer. PA Request Revenge Plot Backfired Spectacularly.

PS2 Nishiki said:
I come back with yet another sasquatch sighting at Everfree Northwest 2024.
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And just when you thought it didn't get any better, check out this perfectly natural human interaction.
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If you listen closely, there is a faint "yeah" from Coltroon. He doesn't not sound like a woman at all, it's like hearing RezzedNova all over again.
 
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Glowie said:
Colton got really upset after I pressed on the question "Why do you not have goth Mommy Dom GF"
His answer
"At least my cats love me"
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So becoming a crazy cat lady is his path to being a "true and honest" woman then?
In a way its probably a good thing he got banned, while some INSANE shit was said by colton, probably 80% of it was just "I am not a fat balding retarded smelly Mexican man." . While it was fun, at least now there will be less talking in circles.
 
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Hooked on phobics said:
So becoming a crazy cat lady is his path to being a "true and honest" woman then?
In a way its probably a good thing he got banned, while some INSANE shit was said by colton, probably 80% of it was just "I am not a fat balding retarded smelly Mexican man." . While it was fun, at least now there will be less talking in circles.
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When Colton's parents kick the bucket those cats are good as dead if he doesn't land in the prison before that
 
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scaruser52 said:
So what caused the ban? Did we just get tired of this retard or did they do something? How do you fuck up so bad that you’re banned from kiwifarms? Even faggots are allowed here
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The main incident was Colton made a now deleted PA request thread in PG against @Glowie, but he probably accrued too many warning points from having a pink triangle and the numerous threadbans he received.
 
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OK, fanart time.
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Glowie said:
Or afford a good one, free shit like Hotspot shield are honeypots and steal your data and act as keyloggers.

Colton got really upset after I pressed on the question "Why do you not have goth Mommy Dom GF"
His answer
"At least my cats love me"
I broke the cow guys, Colton didn't like the realization fucking Chris Chan is living more content and grudge free life.
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Colton strikes me more as a cyberghost man.
 
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It's kind of mean to pick on the little pants shitter. The way he lit up talking about transformers or bicycles or even his old car, there's something not quite right upstairs. Seeing those videos where he's got a huge shit eating grin, he's in hog heaven. He knows his life is and will always be shit. The only escape is by going to his fantasy land where he is not a nerdy little gay boy, he is a beautiful woman who all the hot lesbian goth girls want.

I feel bad for the mom, too. Raising a severely autistic deaf retard must have been too much. As she said in a strangely accurate Facebook post, "I doubt he will learn his lesson". It seems like she just gave up at some point and let Colton do whatever he wanted. It started with letting him dye his hair weird colors, it led to Colton chopping off his dick and being forever unemployed. I feel at some point the mom should have slapped him upside the head and taught him he's not a woman and to get a job.

I also like that post where Colton's mom said she accidentally called the cat "Colton". Do you think she ever "accidentally" still calls her son Colton every once in a while?
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
It's kind of mean to pick on the little pants shitter. The way he lit up talking about transformers or bicycles or even his old car, there's something not quite right upstairs. Seeing those videos where he's got a huge shit eating grin, he's in hog heaven. He knows his life is and will always be shit. The only escape is by going to his fantasy land where he is not a nerdy little gay boy, he is a beautiful woman who all the hot lesbian goth girls want.

I feel bad for the mom, too. Raising a severely autistic deaf retard must have been too much. As she said in a strangely accurate Facebook post, "I doubt he will learn his lesson". It seems like she just gave up at some point and let Colton do whatever he wanted. It started with letting him dye his hair weird colors, it led to Colton chopping off his dick and being forever unemployed. I feel at some point the mom should have slapped him upside the head and taught him he's not a woman and to get a job.

I also like that post where Colton's mom said she accidentally called the cat "Colton". Do you think she ever "accidentally" still calls her son Colton every once in a while?
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Any feeling bad for the little retard goes right out the window when he starts sperging about using all his friends and wanting to date rape.
 
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Schizoid Wife said:
He'll probably get banned eventually if the jannies get too annoyed with his sixtuple posting. I didn't want him to be banned just for that, but I don't think a grown man should be able to get away with harassing a teenager. I don't buy into the "sHe wuZ askinGG for iT" nonsense even if Zoey kept engaging after being told she should stop. Control your botchhole, Colton.
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Did I jinx it :'(
 
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He's a piece of shit for how he treats people but given that he's a fat eunich rapidly approaching middle age I can forgive him for wanting every little advantage to get the smol tiddy lesbian goth gf of his dreams. Not like any woman who's still sober enough to be conscious would let herself be anywhere near him alone in the first place so the first place all that would happen is he'd end up making a fool of himself and wasting his time.
 
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Schizoid Wife said:
Did I jinx it :'(
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Nah, he was already on extremely thin ice and that stunt he pulled making a PA request thread on Glowie in the Prospering Grounds was never going to end well and practically guaranteed his ban. He wasn't aware that you can't just make a thread on a user unless they meet certain criteria and you get approval from staff. Ironically, this thread's OP also had to go through that same approval process.
 
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Admiral Throbnelius said:
The main incident was Colton made a now deleted PA request thread in PG against @Glowie, but he probably accrued too many warning points from having a pink triangle and the numerous threadbans he received.
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Shit I wish I could’ve seen this retards new PA now, I’ve been watching it unfold since the beginning of the thread so I had a bit of a personal reason for viewing it lol.
Hooked on phobics said:
To be fair, this is like asking why exactly Johnny Somali got arrested. TAKE YOUR FUCKING PICK.
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Because he’s a nigger
 
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