The CWCki is getting shut down?!

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Day 1 of hard time

I smuggled in my phone by swallowing and later regurgitating it, so I can still check on the rest of you guys on mobile. My cell mate is some dumb bitch who got 20 for calling Marina Seadrift a Mary Sue. I don't think she'll last a week.
 
Have the cops come to talk to anyone yet? They came by my house. I played dumb but it REALLY scared me! What do we do now?!:(
 
Couldn't pay my bounty. Lockpick worked though alongside my warcry. Managed to steal back my loot from the evidence chest and walked out a free man.
 
The police came in with high evidence against me. But because I'm lawyered up with the best of the best, I got us all a deal. If you're a girl, you can pledge to be Chris's sweetheart from the ground up and no charges will be brought against you. If you're a guy, you have to take the homocure and then you have to live the rest of your life with no girlfriend (cute or otherwise) to call your own. If you refuse, it's a high fine or jail time FOR YEARS! The worst of the trolls are getting sent right to the moon, same as tobaccy, but without oxygen, so I'm sorry guys, this is the best my lawyers could do. Bell was just too strong, and I have a sneaking suspicion that they had the chaotic combos help. Fuck that magi-chan and his mind reading abilities.
 
4Macie said:
The police came in with high evidence against me. But because I'm lawyered up with the best of the best, I got us all a deal. If you're a girl, you can pledge to be Chris's sweetheart from the ground up and no charges will be brought against you. If you're a guy, you have to take the homocure and then you have to live the rest of your life with no girlfriend (cute or otherwise) to call your own. If you refuse, it's a high fine or jail time FOR YEARS! The worst of the trolls are getting sent right to the moon, same as tobaccy, but without oxygen, so I'm sorry guys, this is the best my lawyers could do. Bell was just too strong, and I have a sneaking suspicion that they had the chaotic combos help. Fuck that magi-chan and his mind reading abilities.
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If only we hadn't banned Peppy. We need him now, more than ever. We were such fools.
 
I've used my standing as an Elder in the Mormon church to avoid any punishment. I have invited my close friends Chris Chandler and Kacey Devoria-Chandler to stay with me at my compound until this all blows over. I mean, they've got a daughter on the way. They don't deserve to give birth to her in prison and see her taken away by Family Services.

I'll keep everyone updated, but for now I'm keeping my location secret. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go make sure the landing strip is ready for Chris and Kacey's plane.
 
I'll just disguise myself as an Italian man named Stephano. They'll never find me.... hehehehehe
 
this message may take a while to get here, I'm locked up in Guantanamo bay and trying to bribe the prison officials into giving my final farewell to the forum. I wrote this on a piece of toilet paper and gave it to a former Al-Quieda member who way be able to convince a guard to post it here. In other news I have now been able to learn that we didn't really catch Bin Laden, just a highly convincing body double. Oh, I have to end the message now, it's time for my daily waterboarding! Toodles!
 
Some bronies came in and attacked me with katanas. Said they did it in the name of Chris. Said I was an example. Everyone here is next. You can't escape Chris.

The Dude said:
I've used my standing as an Elder in the Mormon church to avoid any punishment. I have invited my close friends Chris Chandler and Kacey Devoria-Chandler to stay with me at my compound until this all blows over. I mean, they've got a daughter on the way. They don't deserve to give birth to her in prison and see her taken away by Family Services.

I'll keep everyone updated, but for now I'm keeping my location secret. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go make sure the landing strip is ready for Chris and Kacey's plane.
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Your standing ain't gonna matter. Chris, the lol-cows, and law enforcement is coming for everyone. They already got me and they will get you next, especially your guns.
 
I just shaved my facial hair, now the cops will never be able to recognize me! A cop was just walking past me at the college while I was typing and was none the wiser!
 
Varis said:
I am so turned on right now.
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:tomgirl: hmm yeah i try..
as for the cops visiting all of us and getting arrested and the like i say we all start a prison gang to make it up to Chris, sending him toilet wine and toothbrush shivs as a "we're sorry"
 
c-no said:
Some bronies came in and attacked me with katanas. Said they did it in the name of Chris. Said I was an example. Everyone here is next. You can't escape Chris.


Your standing ain't gonna matter. Chris, the lol-cows, and law enforcement is coming for everyone. They already got me and they will get you next, especially your guns.
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No, see, It's really us Mormons who run everything. Everyone thinks It's the Jews because that's exactly what we WANT you to think! I'm safe in my custom apocalypse compound with all my guns, Mormon platinum and palladium (fuck that cheap Jew gold), and Liquid and Kacey will be here in the hour.
 
The Dude said:
No, see, It's really us Mormons who run everything. Everyone thinks It's the Jews because that's exactly what we WANT you to think! I'm safe in my custom apocalypse compound with all my guns, Mormon platinum and palladium (fuck that cheap Jew gold), and Liquid and Kacey will be here in the hour.
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Too late man, they are already dead. I checked through tracing the signals that the bronies unknowingly left. They already got Liquid and Kacey. They already destroyed my homeland of Equestria, and they already got Alan Pardew's team. They will come for you, they will kill you with your own guns.

CompyRex said:
just got given some shit by some government trash, slammed the library cart into her, dont care if i hurt her or her unborn baby. cops cant catch me.
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Cops might not get you but Matrix can. Be sure to get to Val Verde.
 
We drink to our youth, for the days come and gone.
For the age of trolling is just about done.
We'll drive out the 4-cent and restore what we own.
With our ducks and our DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS we'll take back our home.

Down with CWCki! The troller of Chris!
On the day of your death we will drink and we'll sing.
We're the children of CWCville, and we fight all our lives.
And when GodBear beckons, every one of us dies!
 
Shiiiiiiiit, y'all. The popo just came in and took my roommate away for trolling Chris since the internet was in his name. But now, I have seen the error of my ways. My girlfriend and I, we need to escape and retire forever at a two-story house in the suburbs. Like Christian, and unlike you gaywads, I am straight, and I refuse to continue this retarded game of mockery and slander and remain in this hobby of hell. I am Audi 5000; good bye forever, you d***ed trolls! Jesus, save us two!
 
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