Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Divine right to rule]

I hear they're remaking this movie with Patrick as the lead. 300lbs.

300 tons : how the horizontal giant Fatroclos saved Greece by blocking the mountain pass of Thermopylae

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

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Oh my god, he should be in some kind of home for cringe retarded adults. How is this man real.

...He does know that they all died right? At least Leonidas's bones were returned to Sparta after 40 years. Persians won. Thermopylae was used as roadblock to try and hold off the Persians as long as possible. Having failed that, the Persians would take over a good portion of Greece.

 

[Maude Snew]

I see that he hasn't read Trekonomics and how you get to such a future.

Naturally, as he's at best barely literate but he has picked up things from the shows and does his best to make it come true. Have you maybe noticed something about those? Exactly, the Star Trek future has very few black people in it, and I see nobody more dedicated to their eradication than one Patrick S Tomlinson besides his gay rodeo clown dad who brought AIDS to Africa but he's since retired, Rick is out there every day literally grinding away at the problem he perceives.

This man thinks a $1200 bottle of bourbon makes it good when you can buy a bottle of Weller 12 and get a superior drink. This pig isn't very smart.

Nick Rekieta praised it too, it's more expensive so it's gotta be more good, right?

 

[NaggotFigger]

...He does know that they all died right? At least Leonidas's bones were returned to Sparta after 40 years. Persians won. Thermopylae was used as roadblock to try and hold off the Persians as long as possible. Having failed that, the Persians would take over a good portion of Greece.

Since it’s Fatrick; he doesn’t know that. He picks whichever gifs fit his echo chamber of far-left extremist retards that don’t give ten fucks about the meaning behind of these gifs, or even do a little research; aside from sourcing news from food outlets or journoscums that’s as relatable as his bitch tits. He doesn’t give ten fucks about history, and spat nonsense that’s slandering the very history of Leonidas and Thermopylae.

Naturally, as he's at best barely literate but he has picked up things from the shows and does his best to make it come true. Have you maybe noticed something about those? Exactly, the Star Trek future has very few black people in it, and I see nobody more dedicated to their eradication than one Patrick S Tomlinson besides his gay rodeo clown dad who brought AIDS to Africa but he's since retired, Rick is out there every day literally grinding away at the problem he perceives.

Like most nu soyboy fans of his kind, Rick is extremely delusional and believes that his Sci-fi toys are real life. He’s in his 40s, and still plays with Star Wars toys like a manbaby.
But he’s really dedicated in a world where no niggers exist, and uses his fat fingers to Xeet the pests, whilst crawling his fat hooves to kidnap African-American children for niggeroni. That’s pure dedication for a pure world right there, Piggertits.

Nick Rekieta praised it too, it's more expensive so it's gotta be more good, right?

Rick still believes expensive bourbon is still the best alcohol without aging. Aged alcohol is more superior than fresh bourbon. That’s rich coming from a 1.2 GPA fat pig that consumes fresh, cheap beer and gets jealous over rich people; and pretends to flex like a privileged white devil to make him look good to the public. He’s really retarded.

 

[femoralcanal]

I did find his (Kyles) Facebook account

He likes ferrets and Magic the Gathering.

So he's a sexual tyrannosaurus compared to Patrick, is what you're saying.

Good ol' pussy slaying Kyle.

Oh my god, he should be in some kind of home for cringe retarded adults.

To be honest, isn't that what the half-hovel already kinda is?

Spoiler: Slightly nsfw

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Haven't seen it posted, yet. From his Bluesky: (B/A)
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Are these other Twitter fags doing this? Running back to Twitter to tell them the minutia of what happened when they made a report about something offensive, and constantly updating their followers on one site about the number of followers on the other site? I don’t think pat is gaining thousands of followers organically btw. He was just at 6k within the last month, are people really dying to watch him bitch about Twitter over there?

 

[Judge Holden]

Fatrick continues to oink about the cyberstalkerchilds while somewhere in the dark corners of the audient void, the only being capable of challenging fatrick for "shittest father of the century" begins to manifest into reality once again...

 

[Meriasek]

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Oh my god, he should be in some kind of home for cringe retarded adults. How is this man real.

I'm feeling physical pain from the cringe.

 

[Maude Snew]

Fatrick continues to oink about the cyberstalkerchilds while somewhere in the dark corners of the audient void, the only being capable of challenging fatrick for "shittest father of the century" begins to manifest into reality once again...View attachment 6684481

Rick actually did the best thing he could do for the kid and got out of her life, death threats not withstanding but shittest father of the century is a really competitive field around these parts when you have to actually outdo the Ben Thropes, the Nick Rekietas, the Ethan Ralphs. Those are just off the top of my head, there's tons more around.

 

[dj0449674]

His entire personality is shaped by mass media.

There's a tweet where he talks about his foods "mouth feel" and it's obvious he stole it from an episode of Bob's Burgers.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

So the other forum claims to have found (a) Patrick's old second Facebook account.

It apparently includes this April 2011 exchange, in which Pat and his then-wife Adrienne make it sound like they worked on a book titled "A Hole in the Fence" together:
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(Screenshots from OnA - can any Kiwi who has Facebook verify?)

Based on the timestamp in the screenshot, this was just two weeks before the Lappening (May 14, 2011), when Adrienne cucked and subsequently dumped Pat.
Pat began publishing books 5 years later, in 2017.
Was "A Hole in the Fence" the working title of one of those books?

This opens the door to a lot of fun speculation. What if Adrienne's contribution was more than just help with editing/proofreading? Is that why he can't recreate the (small but non-negligible) success of his early books? Did Pat trade away the rights to his daughter, in return for Adrienne relinquishing her rights to the books?

I am someone who is convinced it is pretty much NEVER ok to cheat. End the relationship or divorce or whatever first then go do what you need to do.

Pat's case is the exception. I am just trying to imagine in my mind's eye what it must be like to be that poor adrienne woman getting talked to every day the way pat talks to his trolls. I'd probably jump on PCJ's lap too if I were her.

I have little doubt that pat earned that good stab in the heart with that "I never loved you" talk from adrienne if he treated her at all the way he treats others.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

His entire personality is shaped by mass media.

There's a tweet where he talks about his foods "mouth feel" and it's obvious he stole it from an episode of Bob's Burgers.

There is no feeling to enjoy behind those fish lips. Everything gets smacked and munched and gobbled down that gullet as fast as possible.

 

[MilkThePig]

Mr Mullen is not the legal copyright holder to my face.

This pig just never stops spurting lolmilk from his udders does he.

 

[FinnSven]

Oh my god, he should be in some kind of home for cringe retarded adults. How is this man real.

I sometimes wonder if kiwifarms was in actual fact, Null’s attempt to show the world how to manage such a facility.

I am certain this is also why the usual suspects hate us, because they fear being locked up in such a place and kept away from children, gambling, elderly women, pony and sci fi conventions and public toilets.

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

300 tons : how the horizontal giant Fatroclos saved Greece by blocking the mountain pass of Thermopylae

Persian child, you will not go through the pass. My corpulence will prevent you from conquering Hellene, enjoy getting speared invader children.

 

[Marvin]

...He does know that they all died right? At least Leonidas's bones were returned to Sparta after 40 years. Persians won. Thermopylae was used as roadblock to try and hold off the Persians as long as possible. Having failed that, the Persians would take over a good portion of Greece.

Fat Rick would've been Ephialtes.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Fat Rick would've been Ephialtes.

He would have been a Persian Elephant.

 

[Maude Snew]

His entire personality is shaped by mass media.

I never realized that the mass in mass media means fat but that does make a lot of sense.

 

[Louis Beans]

I'm pretty certain the answer is no, but has Rick ever even been in the same room as his daughter?

 

[LobsterBoy669]

I'm pretty certain the answer is no, but has Rick ever even been in the same room as his daughter?

All signs point to no. As far as I can remember (and anyone who knows better, feel free to correct me), John had said that he and Ade wanted to keep the daughter away from Pat at all costs. So whether she even knows that Pat is her true dad? That's completely up in the air, as we don't know what the girl's mom has told her since John's passing.

For her sake, I hope the poor girl never learns.