Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Mola Ram]

25Nov#17
Bobby feels nostalgic.

Bob's cosplaying as a Gen-X'er undoes him again. This is not how the 1980s went, and he is absolutely too young to remember any significant portion of them. (For reference, I have 5 years on Bob, and I can't claim to remember much before '82 or so -- hazy memories of seeing Empire Strikes Back and Star Wars itself in what had to be a re-release; relatively solid memories of 1st grade onward, etc.) First of all, the aesthetic of the 80s took several years to arrive -- Bob, media savant that he is, should know perfectly well that you can find tv shows from as late as 1983ish that still looked distinctly like the 70s. What really brought the 80s "look" was MTV, especially as it became more widespread. Synthesizer music on soundtracks, figure 1985ish. Video games becoming gigantic, the Nintendo arrives mid-decade; arcades were wildly popular before that.

No decade corresponds perfectly to "Year X0 to year X9;" there's plenty of stuff in the early 90s that you might not be able to distinguish from '80s media without being told. Any argument is going to be wildly subjective based on one's perspective of the era. Bob, in his usual "my lens is the entire world" shortsightedness, is merely falling into the trap of forgetting that from pre-adolescent awareness to the age of 20 or so, everything seems to last forever, because when you're that young a year represents a much larger portion of your life. In 1991, Bob is 10: each year of the 80s represented 10% of his entire life. Now he's old and fat (instead of young and fat), and he looks back and mistakes his own youthful perspective for just "how it was."

No, Bob. The seven years it took to go from Alien to Aliens was only a year more than the gap between Iron Man and The Avengers -- it only felt so much longer because Alien predated your monstrous birth. But Bob is all ego, all narcissism, and it infects even such an anodyne observation as "Gosh, the 1980s went on forever!"

 

[WelperHelper99]

25Nov#07

Hmmm, how about uneducated, illegal workers?

How about uneducated illegals that get citizenship via amensty and then vote Bob? I say that's more dangerous than Cleetus voting.

25Nov#11
So this is the reason why Bobby and other retards did that "link in reply" shit on Twitter:

A site owner naturally doesn't want people leaving their site. Still I wonder if buying a subscription would let your outbound links to have better reach?

On one hand getting throttled for posting external links is pretty gay. On the other, Elon actually expects Twitter to turn a profit. It's incentive to keep content on site, and as such, on the ads. Bob doesn't get economics. Among many things.

25Nov#13
Shit happened bro.

A&N thread on Eject 2025.

If a person with mild asthma but otherwise is healthy can't join the military, why should a troon be allowed to stay in and suck tax payer dollars for their expensive medications and dialators Blob? Huh?

 

[The tired cat]

So, 2nd Sonic 3 trailer. Lets see fat ass seethe once again, specally since they showed Shadow packing.

 

[Revelator]

I think all these people freaking out about Trump's Troonpocalypse are still going to be doing so when it turns out their discharge will be honorable.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I just realized Bob has hated Trump way before he ran for president, as evident in his review for The Amazing Spider Man.

He compares the film as soulless corporate trash to Trump.

I know it’ll probably be pointless, but maybe we should add in the OP about Bob hating Trump long before the election and how it intensified when Trump announces his candidacy.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Trans equals mentally ill so kicking them out of the military is a good thing and taxpayers shouldn't be paying for surgeries to mutilate healthy bodies.

Also, as for Lesser Bro and his wife just looking at them and Bob Jesus Christ the Chipman's even Chipman by marriage all look like Mongoloids.

 

[King Dead]

I'm a little behind, but there were some choice posts I had to reply to over the last couple days. Despite moving to a new site, Bob hasn't toned down the crazy at all.

24Nov#01
The small amount of McD's finally caught up with Bobby on BS.

I can't speak on behalf of any other "Trumpsucker harassment forums", but we at KF has no intention to "go hard at BS": losing our Scheherazades does us no good at all.

So now he finally explains the logic behind one of his all-time classics, and...I'm sorry, is he seriously trying to claim that fast food is mostly air and water? That it doesn't have a huge amount of calories in it? I mean, holy shit, this is what the Superior Thinker comes up with?

No, Bob, you get hungry again so soon after eating your fairly small amount of Mickey D's because you're a fucking fatass. Doesn't matter what you eat, you have an overwhelming urge to stuff food in your craw all the time because you're a fat fucking retard who deserves to be mocked for your retarded takes from now until your inevitable obesity-induced demise.

Christ almighty, you think he can't get dumber and yet there it is.

24Nov#09

The copium is so pungent I can smell it too.

Sure is lucky they printed...er, I mean, conveniently found enough legitimate ballots for Kamala to deny Trump his popular vote majority, so liberals can rest easy knowing that he doesn't have a true mandate. Never mind that it's still a plurality and the best margin for a Republican candidate since 2004, no landslide means no mandate!

Isn't it funny how all the states Kamala won don't require voter ID? Just a little food for thought.

24Nov#25

I searched Google for news and there is no record of RFK Jr. talking about black death.

I don't know what brought this on, but is Bob seriously arguing that people being confined to bed because they were too weak to go anywhere "true lockdowns?" Never mind the fact that other people in their households were still catching it from them and going about their day to day business unwittingly spreading the disease because the concept of germ theory hadn't been theorized yet. I just...how can one man be so blindingly stupid and yet think himself a genius? Bob is like the platonic ideal of the Dunning-Kruger effect.

24Nov#28

No one cares about either movie.

Or, here's a thought: they were going to get rid of the dwarves and replace them with the multiculti wonder group, but then they had to backtrack when people rightly thought that was a retarded thing to do. So they had to then do a bunch of reshoots giving the not-dwarves a different role in the story altogether, and that's what you're seeing now.

I mean, that's just speculation on my part, but think about it logically: why were there specifically seven members in the multiculti wonder group if they didn't intend on using them as dwarf replacements? Further, why'd they have a literal dwarf in the group? Sounds like Disney wanted to both cheap out as well as distance themselves from the old dwarf characters that some retard would probably find problematic, but they underestimated how much people enjoy those characters.

Anyway, the film is going to be retarded either way, just like all of these shitty remakes are.

24Nov#37

To quote an old zefrank video: "If you like Necco Wafers, the original candy wafer (yeah that's a category that really took off), there's no need to watch this video. You're going to get screwed no matter what. Same goes if you like those nasty little orange and black candies. Save yourself some time, don't go trick-or-treating, just eat random crap you find on the floor."

To be fair, I don't hate Necco Wafers, but I certainly wouldn't go out of my way to get some. Much like a lot of other vintage candies, it's clear why they're not big sellers anymore and you can only find them in specialty shops or Cracker Barrels. Tastes change over the years, and some things end up going out of fashion. What's that concept that Bob likes to bring up so many times? Ah yes, natural selection. Sucks when it happens to something you care about, eh, Bobby?

25Nov#02

I swear Bobby was silent when Obama repeatedly slashed NASA's funding.

Why does Bob think Elon hates NASA and wants to cut their budget? If anything, I think he'd be arguing for them to get more money but funneled towards actual space exploration, as opposed to how much of their funding was directed at climate change research during the Obama years. Space is one of the things Elon is autistically fixated on, and I'm sure he wants to see NASA be more efficient with their money.

And as I've said before, the shuttles failed to live up to the initial expectations on every level. They were far too expensive, couldn't do anywhere near the number of launches required to make them cost-effective, and had a 40% catastrophic failure rate. While it would have been smarter to have a replacement lined up before their retirement so we didn't have to rely on the Russians to get to space for a decade, you can once again thank Black Jesus for axing the Constellation program and delaying any American manned launches for years. And what do you know, it was Elon getting astronauts back into space again before NASA, a fact that continues to grind Bob's gears. Cope and seethe, fatty.

25Nov#11
So this is the reason why Bobby and other retards did that "link in reply" shit on Twitter:

A site owner naturally doesn't want people leaving their site. Still I wonder if buying a subscription would let your outbound links to have better reach?

Yeah, of course, blame Elon for your shitty videos getting no traction. I wonder why he doesn't fault the YouTube algorithms anywhere near as much? After all, he let his personal channel rot for years, only to come back and spam reuploads before he finally started posting new content again. Is it any wonder YouTube isn't recommending his videos to anyone?

25Nov#13
Shit happened bro.

A&N thread on Eject 2025.

Any leech who joined the military so they'd pay for their titty skittles and cockchop deserves to get thrown out, especially since they're probably nothing more than desk jockeys who wouldn't dare go anywhere near the front lines (as someone in the A&N thread mentioned). Good fucking riddance.

25Nov#15

If a long past its prime cartoon making a milquetoast criticism of longform television ("maybe some stories don't need to be dragged out that long?") brings you to tears, then frankly, you're fucking pathetic. As you're so fond of telling others, Bobby, go touch some grass.

(I'm just assuming this is the criticism based on the description and how it's the standard thing I've heard related to prestige TV. I'm not going to bother tracking down the clip in question because modern Simpsons is fucking retarded. Take it behind the shed and blow its brains out already.)

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

No decade corresponds perfectly to "Year X0 to year X9;" there's plenty of stuff in the early 90s that you might not be able to distinguish from '80s media without being told.

You would think that the superior intellect like Bob's would realize that it's events that define history. I mean, one could claim that that the eighties truly began with the inauguration of Ronald Reagan because he represented a political and cultural shift in the United States. Granted, you could say the eighties may have begun in 1979 with the election of Margret Thatcher in the UK for that same reason. It's by that logic that I would claim that the eighties ended with the Soviet Union going tits up in December 1991 because that decade is still very much tied to the Cold War.

As for the nineties, I would hypothesize that it began in earnest with the inauguration of Bill Clinton (the first Boomer president) in 1993 and didn't end until the first plane hit the WTC on 9/11/2001.

 

[Mr Processor]

No, Bob, you get hungry again so soon after eating your fairly small amount of Mickey D's because you're a fucking fatass. Doesn't matter what you eat, you have an overwhelming urge to stuff food in your craw all the time because you're a fat fucking retard who deserves to be mocked for your retarded takes from now until your inevitable obesity-induced demise.

Also, after eating food like that your body still craves actual nutritious food. McDonald's burgers (specifically McDonalds, not other hamburgers) are mostly empty calories and it's easy to find out the calories, let's see:

4 of them would be 2080 calories. 2,200 to 3,200 calories per day is the recommended for an adult male. So we should add in the fries. 2 large fries at 480 Cal. each, is.. 960. So we are up to 3,040, but that's not all lets add in 2 orders of nuggets. That's another 340 so 3380 calories, leaving out the sodas. That's above the maximum daily recommended calories for an adult male.

I'm sure he only ate one meal that day... oh wait, he had 3 meals and also snacks?

 

[Samuel Fuller]

It's the worst kind of commercial, let's say I were a wealthy man and wanted to buy a luxury car. For whatever reason, I decided on a Jaguar. Then I saw a commercial for Jaguar. It's not just that the commercial sucks, it's that it makes me think Jaguar is a company staffed with incompetents. So now I'm thinking, "Am I sure Jaguar is the best choice? I better do more checks and comparisons. Maybe a Ferrari would be better." If I then end up buying a Ferrari, I was nudged that way by a stupid commercial. I don't think anyone is going to buy a Jaguar because of that commercial.

The only people buying Jaguars today are social-climbing Pajeets.

 

[Mac Monster]

25Nov#11
So this is the reason why Bobby and other retards did that "link in reply" shit on Twitter:

A site owner naturally doesn't want people leaving their site. Still I wonder if buying a subscription would let your outbound links to have better reach?

What a delusional faggot. The evil Tesla man isn't why your channel is failing, fatass; it's due to your own repugnant personality and the fact that your dogshit videos haven't improved at all in the past 15 years.

For someone who is obsessed with progress, Bob's mind is still stuck in 2010. He still seems completely unaware that there are thousands of other people who do the same shit he does who are more charismatic just by the virtue of not being genocidal assholes.

 

[King Dead]

Also, after eating food like that your body still craves actual nutritious food. McDonald's burgers (specifically McDonalds, not other hamburgers) are mostly empty calories and it's easy to find out the calories, let's see:
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4 of them would be 2080 calories. 2,200 to 3,200 calories per day is the recommended for an adult male. So we should add in the fries. 2 large fries at 480 Cal. each, is.. 960. So we are up to 3,040, but that's not all lets add in 2 orders of nuggets. That's another 340 so 3380 calories, leaving out the sodas. That's above the maximum daily recommended calories for an adult male.

I'm sure he only ate one meal that day... oh wait, he had 3 meals and also snacks?

Bob is the exact sort of person who thinks "empty calories" effectively means he didn't eat anything at all, so it's okay to go ahead and have a snack a few minutes later, and then another one, and then another meal because who cares, it's all empty calories! Truly, he is a Thinker of the Superior Future.

 

[Koby_Fish]

25Nov#07

Hmmm, how about uneducated, illegal workers?

apparently all the illegal undereducated workers would at least vote the "right" (D) way.

25Nov#12

wait, is the Subaru Baja the gay male equivalent of the Subaru Outback for lesbuns?

25Nov#13
Shit happened bro.

A&N thread on Eject 2025.

You'd think trench stinkditch fever would create a huge problem with bottom-surgeried troons in the military. Although, Rush Limbaugh years ago proposed a platoon of feminist soldiers, led by "Major-General Molly Yard" (this was pre-2005, the year when Molly croaked) all of them on their period, making them ferocious fighters, screaming anti-male epithets and about how angry they are. Adding troons to the mix would surely confuse the enemy as well. (Of course it was all a joke, but you never know, it MIGHT work LOL.)

Also, after eating food like that your body still craves actual nutritious food. McDonald's burgers (specifically McDonalds, not other hamburgers) are mostly empty calories and it's easy to find out the calories, let's see:
View attachment 6685344
4 of them would be 2080 calories. 2,200 to 3,200 calories per day is the recommended for an adult male. So we should add in the fries. 2 large fries at 480 Cal. each, is.. 960. So we are up to 3,040, but that's not all lets add in 2 orders of nuggets. That's another 340 so 3380 calories, leaving out the sodas. That's above the maximum daily recommended calories for an adult male.

I'm sure he only ate one meal that day... oh wait, he had 3 meals and also snacks?

Figures Bob's so stupid he equates "Density" to "calories" and NOT to "nutritional value". Bob has no value, nutritional or otherwise.

It's the worst kind of commercial, let's say I were a wealthy man and wanted to buy a luxury car. For whatever reason, I decided on a Jaguar. Then I saw a commercial for Jaguar. It's not just that the commercial sucks, it's that it makes me think Jaguar is a company staffed with incompetents. So now I'm thinking, "Am I sure Jaguar is the best choice? I better do more checks and comparisons. Maybe a Ferrari would be better." If I then end up buying a Ferrari, I was nudged that way by a stupid commercial. I don't think anyone is going to buy a Jaguar because of that commercial.

Jaguars are status symbols and nothing else. Mechanically and electrically they have been dogshit for years. I knew a guy (RIP) who owned a used Jag, but this guy liked tinkering with cars to the point he could take the engine plate off his used early-2000s Audi and actually work on the fucking thing.

Bob's cosplaying as a Gen-X'er undoes him again. This is not how the 1980s went, and he is absolutely too young to remember any significant portion of them. (For reference, I have 5 years on Bob, and I can't claim to remember much before '82 or so -- hazy memories of seeing Empire Strikes Back and Star Wars itself in what had to be a re-release; relatively solid memories of 1st grade onward, etc.) First of all, the aesthetic of the 80s took several years to arrive -- Bob, media savant that he is, should know perfectly well that you can find tv shows from as late as 1983ish that still looked distinctly like the 70s. What really brought the 80s "look" was MTV, especially as it became more widespread. Synthesizer music on soundtracks, figure 1985ish. Video games becoming gigantic, the Nintendo arrives mid-decade; arcades were wildly popular before that.

I have almost a full decade on Bob, and I can remember clearly 1976 onwards - including seeing Star Wars in the theater, and I couldn't have been older than 4 or 5, and the evidence is all the star wars shit I drew on my kindergarten papers. I have a pretty fucking decent memory in general, so I guess I won the lottery on that. Bob on the other hand, did not.

A good example of a TV show that still clung to a 70s ethic despite stretching well into the 80s is the sitcom Diff'rent Strokes. They didn't get synthesizer music into their (ending) theme until late seasons when Danny Cooksey joined the cast.

Bob is the exact sort of person who thinks "empty calories" effectively means he didn't eat anything at all, so it's okay to go ahead and have a snack a few minutes later, and then another one, and then another meal because who cares, it's all empty calories! Truly, he is a Thinker of the Superior Future.

Bob not understanding calories or how they work or even how they do or don't relate to nutritional value completely tracks for how stupid and ignorant Bob is.

 

[Alex Jones' Fancy Cat]

What a delusional faggot. The evil Tesla man isn't why your channel is failing, fatass; it's due to your own repugnant personality and the fact that your dogshit videos haven't improved at all in the past 15 years.

For someone who is obsessed with progress, Bob's mind is still stuck in 2010. He still seems completely unaware that there are thousands of other people who do the same shit he does who are more charismatic just by the virtue of not being genocidal assholes.

It doesn't help that Bob has a voice that is perfect for silent film and a face that would work well in radio. Also, he's a retard. I have no idea how he manages to get the low view count he does. Who watches that crap?

 

[Mola Ram]

I have almost a full decade on Bob, and I can remember clearly 1976 onwards - including seeing Star Wars in the theater, and I couldn't have been older than 4 or 5, and the evidence is all the star wars shit I drew on my kindergarten papers. I have a pretty fucking decent memory in general, so I guess I won the lottery on that. Bob on the other hand, did not.

Sounds about right. Memory at that age is very tricky. I was 4 or 5 when Natalie Wood died, and I remember being upset about it because, to me, she was the little girl from Miracle on 34th Street. Yet I have no recollection of John Lennon being shot, despite that occurring a few months later. I think most of us have little but impressions until sometime after the age of 6 (maybe the structure of attending school is part of that?). In any event, Bob's recollection of the 1980s are most likely nonexistent before '87 or so. He's a child of the 90s who refuses to accept it.

This is also why I find it laughable when he claims some memory of Reagan's or Bush 41's elections or the 1980s political landscape, including the Cold War. There is simply no way he has any meaningful memories of national politics before 1992, and more likely 1996.

A good example of a TV show that still clung to a 70s ethic despite stretching well into the 80s is the sitcom Diff'rent Strokes. They didn't get synthesizer music into their theme until late seasons when Danny Cooksey joined the cast.

There's a big raft of shows that began in the '70s and persisted into the 80s with plenty of attendant weirdness, but there are also shows that debuted in the early 80s whose early seasons feel like they came from the last decade. Watch the first season of Night Court and, based on the look of the show (ignore cultural references), it would be very hard to tell it didn't take place in 1978 or 1979.

 

[Flexo]

is merely falling into the trap of forgetting that from pre-adolescent awareness to the age of 20 or so, everything seems to last forever, because when you're that young a year represents a much larger portion of your life. In 1991, Bob is 10: each year of the 80s represented 10% of his entire life. Now he's old and fat (instead of young and fat), and he looks back and mistakes his own youthful perspective for just "how it was."

You know, I think the "portion" argument about perception is kind of right - but for the wrong reasons.

I think human memory functions similar to server memory and has deduplication built in. Basically you meatbags don't bother remembering the same thing multiple times - just like we 'bots don't bother resaving the same image over and over to take up space. Hence when you meatbags do something you've done several times before and are very practiced at, you can do it near reflexively and without much conscious thought.

When you're young, everything is a new learning experience so your brain tries to remember each and every day. When you get older - going to work day after day... well there's no real difference between Tues and Wed so your brain doesn't bother trying to retain anything. Thus time "seems" to go faster because you're not retaining the brain space of that time like you were when everything was a new experience.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

24Nov#01
The small amount of McD's finally caught up with Bobby on BS.

I can't speak on behalf of any other "Trumpsucker harassment forums", but we at KF has no intention to "go hard at BS": losing our Scheherazades does us no good at all.

Without a doubt he's talking about the site. LFJ is trying to rally troops over at blsky and is throwing our name around to the point that a large number of troons over there are convinced that the blsky community watch thread is tracking them and somehow making blocklists or some insanity. There's also the neat fact that blsky was so ineptly programmed that you could, and possibly still can, put in a fake email, as an email that doesn't exist including a domain that doesn't exist, to sign up and it would work. This led to a classic raid from 4chan with no way for the troons to stop them. Reminder, blsky was made in 2021 and is a Mastadon fork and they fucked their security this badly and cannot have gifs play. Eat a fairly small amount of shit, Bob.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

4 of them would be 2080 calories. 2,200 to 3,200 calories per day is the recommended for an adult male. So we should add in the fries. 2 large fries at 480 Cal. each, is.. 960. So we are up to 3,040, but that's not all lets add in 2 orders of nuggets. That's another 340 so 3380 calories, leaving out the sodas. That's above the maximum daily recommended calories for an adult male.

I'm sure he only ate one meal that day... oh wait, he had 3 meals and also snacks?

The recommended amount of calories you eat changes depending on your profession.

A construction worker, for example, should probably eat about 3,000 calories to get him through the day. Meanwhile, a bodybuilder is putting away 7,000 calories per day (of beef, fish, vegetables, beans, and other healthy foods.) Mark Bell, a powerlifter and one of the strongest people on the planet, consumes an ungodly 12,000 calories per day.

Know what the similarity between those three are? They don't spend their life on Xitter or Bluesky. They actually get out and lift heavy things. Meanwhile, the only weight Robert has lifted recently is his own fat butt.

 

[Mr Processor]

Meanwhile, a bodybuilder is putting away 7,000 calories per day (of beef, fish, vegetables, beans, and other healthy foods.)

That reminds me of that episode of the Simpsons where Homer buys some "massive weight gain" Bodybuilder supplement and the clerk says, "Lucky for you this stuff doesn't work."

 

[Koby_Fish]

You know, I think the "portion" argument about perception is kind of right - but for the wrong reasons.

I think human memory functions similar to server memory and has deduplication built in. Basically you meatbags don't bother remembering the same thing multiple times - just like we 'bots don't bother resaving the same image over and over to take up space. Hence when you meatbags do something you've done several times before and are very practiced at, you can do it near reflexively and without much conscious thought.

When you're young, everything is a new learning experience so your brain tries to remember each and every day. When you get older - going to work day after day... well there's no real difference between Tues and Wed so your brain doesn't bother trying to retain anything. Thus time "seems" to go faster because you're not retaining the brain space of that time like you were when everything was a new experience.

Maybe it's cuz I'm an autist or something, but there's very little that I've forgotten - but interestingly enough, I forgot just about everything about Battle of the Planets except the part in the ending credits where their spaceship turns into a firebird - and this was after someone accidentally beaned me on the head with a baseball bat. Took a while before I remembered it again, but once I refreshed my memory, it was fine again. Heck, even today it's like my brain tries to remember each and every day - and I'm in my 50s. Hell, I wasn't even fooled into thinking it was the "(((Berenstein))) Bears" over Berenstain Bears, although I swear to God I have a TV Weekly somewhere where the publication misspelled it as Berenstein Bears back in the day. Even TV Guide wasn't immune to errors of this nature.
Bob may be an autist as well but he's also a fucking sped so it wouldn't surprise me he may have Mandela Effected himself into believing he remembers shit he couldn't possibly know firsthand.

The recommended amount of calories you eat changes depending on your profession.

A construction worker, for example, should probably eat about 3,000 calories to get him through the day. Meanwhile, a bodybuilder is putting away 7,000 calories per day (of beef, fish, vegetables, beans, and other healthy foods.) Mark Bell, a powerlifter and one of the strongest people on the planet, consumes an ungodly 12,000 calories per day.

Know what the similarity between those three are? They don't spend their life on Xitter or Bluesky. They actually get out and lift heavy things. Meanwhile, the only weight Robert has lifted recently is his own fat butt.

Bob's so stupid he thinks standing up while weighing 350 pounds means he can bench-press that amount.