Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

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A hint of self awareness:
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This bitch's trace remind me of a kinda popular web comic from the early to the mid 2010s that like, it's entire "humor" was everyday situations but with half-naked woman/clothes that looked like were made of leaves and were ready to fall off. I know i'm probably sperging rn but does anyone remember that shitty comic? I think the main character was a busty, "red" (more like orange tbh) headed woman who primarly wore a black shirt and jeans
 
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I'm not the least bit surprised she started an OF considering the rabid simp fanbase she has built up over the years. I don't believe she has the willpower to ignore her own thread on the farms, I would go as far as to say we will see her comment here in the near future. I'm more curious about the husband. What compels a man to let his wife make a fool of his family online? Or rope him into her deviant money making scheme? The man has the face of a 50 year old stock broker, I can't see this going long unless she confines him to the cuck chair and lets her destroy what little dignity he might have left. Too bad about the kids.

Oh and her face is like a weird combination of Keffels and Wu, it's uncomfortable and difficult to unsee once you notice it.
 
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here4offtopicstuffmostly said:
This bitch's trace remind me of a kinda popular web comic from the early to the mid 2010s that like, it's entire "humor" was everyday situations but with half-naked woman/clothes that looked like were made of leaves and were ready to fall off. I know i'm probably sperging rn but does anyone remember that shitty comic? I think the main character was a busty, "red" (more like orange tbh) headed woman who primarly wore a black shirt and jeans
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I'm almost positive that is NerfNow and its still going.
 
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I looked at her leaked Patreon posts and I felt like I was looking at the nudes a single mother would've sent to an online boyfriend she's trying to score. They're very awkward and look worse than the porn drawings, which is saying a lot. Poor kids. Having a mom that sounds like a complete energy vampire is bad enough.
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Her OF nudes remind me a lot of Anisa's OF nudes. Both of them don't know how to pose, they come across as awkward, and both of them have the dead eye stare. Neither of them know how to look "sexy" even when wearing sexy lingerie or sexy cosplay costumes. It's painful how uncoordinated and bland they come across.
 
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Dobson wannabe.

Why am I not surprised she carries herself like a whore outside of reddit? These people are rotten to core man. These are the people who think they know what's best for society as they post their (unattractive) body to the world for all to see in the name of progress. Those children are FUBAR, if middle school ain't hell for them then you just know high school will be.
 
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Star Classic said:
Dobson wannabe.

Why am I not surprised she carries herself like a whore outside of reddit? These people are rotten to core man. These are the people who think they know what's best for society as they post their (unattractive) body to the world for all to see in the name of progress. Those children are FUBAR, if middle school ain't hell for them then you just know high school will be.
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Imagine being such a narcissistic, selfish whore you inflict a reality on your children where all the "yo mama" jokes that get flung around in school every day are actually true, because yes, your mother really is a whore and your dad really is a cuck.
 
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The Great Citracett said:
An important thing to note is for all her political sperging about Trump, she's Canadian. From Nova Scotia IIRC.

She finds time to post on FB too, but locks comments fast after getting the the "last word" in. Usually before anyone else can really comment. And if not, she deletes the comments she doesn't like.

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She's gotten her husband in on the OF too:

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If you really need to see this stuff, there's some easily findable links:
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Bitches like this write two paragraphs about how people should not ask her to do more than she's willing and then two months later there's leaks of her 360 pegging five black midgets while a clown fucks a piano in the background.

Many, many such cases.
 
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I'm not the least bit surprised she started an OF considering the rabid simp fanbase she has built up over the years. I don't believe she has the willpower to ignore her own thread on the farms, I would go as far as to say we will see her comment here in the near future. I'm more curious about the husband. What compels a man to let his wife make a fool of his family online? Or rope him into her deviant money making scheme? The man has the face of a 50 year old stock broker, I can't see this going long unless she confines him to the cuck chair and lets her destroy what little dignity he might have left. Too bad about the kids.

Oh and her face is like a weird combination of Keffels and Wu, it's uncomfortable and difficult to unsee once you notice it.
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What pussy does to a mfer
 
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Imagine being such a narcissistic, selfish whore you inflict a reality on your children where all the "yo mama" jokes that get flung around in school every day are actually true, because yes, your mother really is a whore and your dad really is a cuck.
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Reality is often stranger than fiction. We used to joke about Chris having a kid yet here we are. Maybe every joke really is rooted in truth, even if it doesn't apply to you. Thank God I had good parents. That's why it really gets me too. If those kids weren't already aware of it they soon will be. Its bad enough they get laughed at for it and they can't help it, but worse yet they have to live with the people responsible.

Of course that's all assuming she hasn't implanted into her children's minds that she is in the right for such things and the kids making fun of them are just hateful bigots afraid of progress. Insanity.

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Bitches like this write two paragraphs about how people should not ask her to do more than she's willing and then two months later there's leaks of her 360 pegging five black midgets while a clown fucks a piano in the background.

Many, many such cases.
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Those 2 fur babies don't support themselves. Oh sorry I mean children.
 
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Her OF nudes remind me a lot of Anisa's OF nudes. Both of them don't know how to pose, they come across as awkward, and both of them have the dead eye stare. Neither of them know how to look "sexy" even when wearing sexy lingerie or sexy cosplay costumes. It's painful how uncoordinated and bland they come across.
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Its because she's an autistic Disney adult trying to be a pornstar
 
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I've added most of the content to the OP. Does anyone have some good screencaps or archives of her past controversies I can add? It looks like a lot of stuff, even in archives, was deleted. I want to get this thread out of PG sooner rather than later.

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Here's another post from early this April I shared in the webcomics thread.

She was totally for real leaving Facebook because it's a neo-nazi alt-right hate site where only extreme right-wingers are (but at the same time her being there is one of the only things keeping the site up?)

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