KF Guide to Woke Games

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I imagine we'll get woke games for two or three more years due to how long these games have been in development. I think by the time 2027 or 2028 rolls around we'll see less DEI slop and that if there is diversity, it'll happen to be there naturally and is there to accentuate a story that is actually good.
Yeah, Grummz pointed out that there's a 5-7 year lead time. The shit we're getting now started development in 2017-2019, really at the start of the madness. We have another 2-3, maybe 3-5, years left, although that assumes you're not going to see people watch Bioware and Ubisoft faceplant into insolvency and panic.
 
We have someone already desperately trying to explain why Avowed will not be woke while constantly showcasing a girl boss, developer with butch haircut and nose ring in the background. With pronouns revealed things are starting to line up.

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That is the biggest red flag I've seen that.
Cattle rings are a huge red flag of a mentally unstable, low intelligence person.

Think ive said before I dont really care about the races of characters in games but you just KNOW when someone put that shit in saying "oh yeah, thisll get some returns." Without ever making anything interesting. Prototype 2 had a black man replacing the white protag and still felt more original than the average slop now.
Its become an unfortunate warning sign for me. I've played plenty of games that have both and never cared. But as of recent when you see it, you just know its being shoveled in.

MDickie's always had weird beliefs. In The MDickie Show, there's a segment where you can either play as a trans woman (the good side) or a transphobe (the bad side); yet in another segment, you can play as a Muslim immigrant (the bad side) or a British patriot (the good side)
I remember the you testament some 18 years ago and it was batshit insane. He is the Neil Breen of video games.
 
I did a thread search for "Supermassive" and it came up with no results, so I don't know if anyone mentioned them yet. Mark me a late retard if I missed it.

Supermassive Games have made six of those movie games, which for my sins I quite enjoy, but a lot people loath.

Until Dawn (2015): Two of the eight characters (Matt, black-ish) and Emily (Asian) are in an interracial relationship

Man of Medan (2019): Two of the five characters (Alex, black-ish) and Julia (white, blond) are in an interracial relationship

Little Hope (2020):

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House of Ashes (2021): Two of the five characters (Nick, black) and Rachel (white) are in an interracial relationship

The Devil in Me (2022): Two of the five - stop me if you've heard this one before - characters, (Mark, black) and Kate (white) are in an interracial relationship

The Quarry (2022): This one is a bit more complicated. The most competent person is Laura, but as least she is white. The second most competent character is Kaitlyn, who is an asian woman. She's also a fantastically obnoxious girlboss. Jacob comes across as a complete asshole, although he is at least quite brave. If you see him transform, he will show a degree of self-hatred and insecurity that contrasts favourably with the incel fury of Nick's transformation and the sociopathic rant Emma has about her fans. Arguably the main male character is Ryan, who is both black and bisexual. Dylan is a massive fag, but he's also presented repeatedly as heroic. That said, I disagree with Synthetic Man's autistic rant about The Quarry, I don't think it's quite as woke as he thinks it is.

Edited because I fucked up the spoiler tag, and then just gave up because I couldn't get it to work
 
I imagine we'll get woke games for two or three more years due to how long these games have been in development. I think by the time 2027 or 2028 rolls around we'll see less DEI slop and that if there is diversity, it'll happen to be there naturally and is there to accentuate a story that is actually good.
as long as companies like blackrock is out there financially funding these ventures woke shit will still be pushed in movies, shows, games, politics etc

House of Ashes (2021): Two of the five characters (Nick, black) and Rachel (white) are in an interracial relationship
the only one of their anthology games i played was house of ashes but never finished it. the "romance" in it was just disgusting, the women not only caused a car crash that crippled her husband but then decided instead of working on the marriage she heads out to a warzone and begins an affair with her black subordinate and we're suppose to cheer for her and want her to survive this? you can even decide if you want her to work on the marriage and get back with her husband or continue the affair and leave him...
 
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the only one of their anthology games i played was house of ashes but never finished it. the "romance" in it was just disgusting, the women not only caused a car crash that crippled her husband but then decided instead of working on the marriage she heads out to a warzone and begins an affair with her black subordinate and we're suppose to cheer for her and want her to survive this? you can even decide if you want her to work on the marriage and get back with her husband or continue the affair and leave him...

this sounds like some rancid sweet baby inc shit writing for sure.
 
I did a thread search for "Supermassive" and it came up with no results, so I don't know if anyone mentioned them yet. Mark me a late retard if I missed it.

Supermassive Games have made six of those movie games, which for my sins I quite enjoy, but a lot people loath.

Until Dawn (2015): Two of the eight characters (Matt, black-ish) and Emily (Asian) are in an interracial relationship

Man of Medan (2019): Two of the five characters (Alex, black-ish) and Julia (white, blond) are in an interracial relationship

Little Hope (2020):

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House of Ashes (2021): Two of the five characters (Nick, black) and Rachel (white) are in an interracial relationship

The Devil in Me (2022): Two of the five - stop me if you've heard this one before - characters, (Mark, black) and Kate (white) are in an interracial relationship

The Quarry (2022): This one is a bit more complicated. The most competent person is Laura, but as least she is white. The second most competent character is Kaitlyn, who is an asian woman. She's also a fantastically obnoxious girlboss. Jacob comes across as a complete asshole, although he is at least quite brave. If you see him transform, he will show a degree of self-hatred and insecurity that contrasts favourably with the incel fury of Nick's transformation and the sociopathic rant Emma has about her fans. Arguably the main male character is Ryan, who is both black and bisexual. Dylan is a massive fag, but he's also presented repeatedly as heroic. That said, I disagree with Synthetic Man's autistic rant about The Quarry, I don't think it's quite as woke as he thinks it is.

Edited because I fucked up the spoiler tag, and then just gave up because I couldn't get it to work
I personally don't consider the interracial stuff by itself to be woke. IMO, it doesn't really seem forced or out-of-place in these games since they take place in the modern day. Only the Quarry seems to qualify.
 
I personally don't consider the interracial stuff by itself to be woke. IMO, it doesn't really seem forced or out-of-place in these games since they take place in the modern day. Only the Quarry seems to qualify.
I don't either, generally, but the fact it's always a black man raises an eyebrow. Kind of like how in commercials you never see a white man and a woman of another race, it's always a black dude.
 
I didn't consider the interracial relationship woke either, until its in every fucking game they make, and then they started to push the gay shit. there is clearly an agenda when they cant have one game with a romance between a straight white woman and a straight white man, this far into the game series. if you go back to the 80s horror movies these games are based on, the majority of the movies had white teenagers in them and no gay shit. what about trying to stay true to the concept of these horror movies they base their games on. this fucking forced fake kommiefornia dei multicultural stupidity with gay shit thrown in it is getting tiresome.
 
White woman with non-white man is always anti-white propaganda.
It normalizes, especially for white women, having brown babies as desirable.
As anti whiteism is a subset of wokeism, interracial couples with a white woman are woke.

I don't either, generally, but the fact it's always a black man raises an eyebrow. Kind of like how in commercials you never see a white man and a woman of another race, it's always a black dude.
I have the feeling that switched since the last couple of years.
At least here, most ads show a white man with a caramel/asian woman, mostly with nappy hair.
I think it's a result of the migrant crisis and the goal to damp the concerns of an influx of 90% military age beige/brown men.
 
I have the feeling that switched since the last couple of years.
At least here, most ads show a white man with a caramel/asian woman, mostly with nappy hair.
Maybe that's why despite having an interracial family in the intro, Helldivers 2 escapes the woke branding. Granted, the community managers and mods are all raging pronoun police, the game is a Starship-Troopers-esque satire on futuro fascism where you "get to play the bad guys", and they slapped a mixed family in the intro video. White man colonizing brown booty and passing down a white name isn't nearly as humiliating as a white woman sharking in the mud, so this is probably why this doesn't come across as pandery or forced.
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I don't either, generally, but the fact it's always a black man raises an eyebrow. Kind of like how in commercials you never see a white man and a woman of another race, it's always a black dude.
I see a few white men and black women. Think companies are opening up to it as statistically they are among the most stable couples (and buy more)
 
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Maybe that's why despite having an interracial family in the intro, Helldivers 2 escapes the woke branding. Granted, the community managers and mods are all raging pronoun police, the game is a Starship-Troopers-esque satire on futuro fascism where you "get to play the bad guys", and they slapped a mixed family in the intro video. White man colonizing brown booty and passing down a white name isn't nearly as humiliating as a white woman sharking in the mud, so this is probably why this doesn't come across as pandery or forced.
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I think people brushed it off initially cause they're immediately murdered by bugs like cattle in starship troopers.
 
To add on to this, the art director of the game has since responded on Bluesky, claiming he intentionally added them to piss people like Elon Musk and Grummz off.
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Driving away potential customers to own the chuds. What a retard. This game sounds like another cesspit of trannygay garbage. I guess Obsidian is going to have layoffs after this shit comes out or it will be closed entirely.

What happened to earning money? These commietards probably think the game doesn't need to make money since they are already getting paid and capitalism bad. :roll:
 
Driving away potential customers to own the chuds. What a retard. This game sounds like another cesspit of trannygay garbage. I guess Obsidian is going to have layoffs after this shit comes out or it will be closed entirely.

What happened to earning money? These commietards probably think the game doesn't need to make money since they are already getting paid and capitalism bad. :roll:
"Cut your nose off to spite the chuds"
Obsidian isn't Bethesda, They don't have millions of drones willing to buy the slop. They're AA at BEST and niche AA. You shouldn't piss your already narrow fanbase off that is wary of the game.
This is going to hurt them.
 
"Cut your nose off to spite the chuds"
Obsidian isn't Bethesda, They don't have millions of drones willing to buy the slop. They're AA at BEST and niche AA. You shouldn't piss your already narrow fanbase off that is wary of the game.
This is going to hurt them.
Yeah, i'm not going to act i'm a huge obsidian fan, but i did buy PoE (thought i never finished, i gave it planty of tries) and always consider buying their games since i enjoy RPGs

pronouns and this guy is all i need to know about this avowed game. Going to keep the fuck away
 
Going to keep the fuck away
I used to be a HUGE Obsidian fan - KOTOR 2 and Fallout: New Vegas, buggy, unfinished and unpolished are some my favorite cRPGs.

It's just another reminder that people make a company, and once those people are gone, the magic goes with them. It's why so many developers can manage maybe one, maybe two games before the quality of their output craters.

Rare is the developer that manages to maintain a consistent level of quality for a prolonged period of time.
 
'Member the Alamo?
Rating: None
Reason: A parody game based on the 1836 Battle of the Alamo. Got a "game reviewer" called Graeldon to make a 17 minute long video about how awful it is.
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Of course there were responses to it.
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Graeldon is poof positive that an instant sign of Autism/being mentally handicapped is not understanding satire.
And the theme is surprisingly good for an original song:
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Graeldon responded to the response. To his credit, he attempted to be diplomatic and acknowledged the obvious (his review was ass). Shin Nobnarb responded with an acceptance of this and politely-
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Oh here we go.
 
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