🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Just Some Other Guy]

What ritual must I perform to get Frank in here to Hassle this longhouse? ( I didn't even know that slang word until today, thanks chat.)

Burt has to summon him. Jobe has his jacket somewhere. That is the key.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

Burt just said he got "1400 or 1500" on the SAT. He's old enough to have taken the SAT before they changed the scoring system.

If I'm reading this right that puts him dead average with an adjusted score of 960 which is in the 46-47th percentile.

https://blog.collegevine.com/new-sat-vs-old-sat-score-conversion-chart

Mensatards btfo

 

[anliteralidiot]

Burt just said he got 1400 or 1500 on the SAT. He's old enough to have taken the SAT before they changed the scoring system.

If I'm reading this right that puts him dead average with an adjusted score of 960 which is in the 46-47th percentile.

https://blog.collegevine.com/new-sat-vs-old-sat-score-conversion-chart

Mensatards btfo

Burt probably didn't study, isn't a good test taker etc.

 

[TurdFergusen]

Sam called her that during elimination last night

I'm sure it's an allusion to her being slow lol

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Yeah this morning they just turned on TTS and toys and the fish figured it out in like half an hour.

I think the OG fish figured it out, but they pretended like they didn't because of the way Ted got kicked. Hell, even I figured out what tts was, after about a year of wondering, "What the hell are those voices shouting over the hosts of my favorite YouTube livestreams?" You'd have to be VERY deep under a rock to not know what tts is, still watching cable TV and not doing any internet or social media at all, or be crazy and have the memory span of a goldfish, like Burt. These new fish had no reason to think that they'd get in trouble for recognizing it as tts.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Alex b needs to get raped on a casting coach for her “I don’t get paid enough for this it’s below my pay grade pay me more pay me pay me I don’t like hot dogs” femoid Stacy horse shit

First off, learn how to spell "couch". Secondly, based.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

isn't a good test taker

This is a cope by retards. You can get good homework grades just by doing it, school is pretty easy. If you fail at applying or remembering the information, you just aren't that bright.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

This is a cope by retards. You can get good homework grades just by doing it, school is pretty easy. If you fail at applying or remembering the information, you just aren't that bright.

Nigga I ain't remembering every president's birthday just to pass Mr. Calum's US history class.

 

[Rome Is Burning]

Burt probably didn't study, isn't a good test taker etc.

You know what we used to call that? Being dumb

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

I have a response to him:

The internet is going to be tough on you and MAGA country is very hard on people who hurt kids. If you get the opportunity you should kill yourself.

and you should film it, you know… for archival purposes and what not

 

[SpergChud]

This is a cope by retards. You can get good homework grades just by doing it, school is pretty easy. If you fail at applying or remembering the information, you just aren't that bright.

Yes except for the memory. Plenty of very smart people have terrible memory. There's even some studies that seem to indicate that poor memory has a positive correlation to intelligence as smart people tend to be "so mentally engrossed elsewhere that they automatically lose their focus on other less important and less interesting things."

 

[Death by Divine Kiss]

Tony has been taken down stairs by Vance.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Yeah ngl, this evening has really slowed down. Especially since the tts slowed down/ became more tame. I probably just forgot it lol

Alex Stein is boring af unless he's got someone like Rekieta or Ralph to play off of. Sit him in a room full of boring libtard efame whores, he reverts to just randomly yelling and watching people misbehave.

No one needs to wait for Tony for the imaginary talent show to start, Stein. Just do it.

 

[Bill_Blazejowski]

Jesus Christ. I dipped out for a week , and now I'm 300 pages behind. How in the fuck do you all have the time to keep up with this shit? Any chance of getting a Cliffnotes version or recent events? If not, feel free to tell me to go fuck myself.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Lmao of course Burt would sing his Stacy's mom parodies for the talent show. But like a true bisexual he has one for each gender.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Jesus Christ. I dipped out for a week , and now I'm 300 pages behind. How in the fuck do you all have the time to keep up with this shit? Any chance of getting a Cliffnotes version or recent events? If not, feel free to tell me to go fuck myself.

Haha you're cooked, man. They rebooted Famous House, it's 2.0 Simbal was voted out last night, only four of the original cast remains. Burt has spiraled down the rabbit hole. Nothing makes sense, only about 12 days are left on the clock.

 

[C. Cactus]

Star has a good singing voice, she's probably winning this. I can't imagine any of the other fish have an actual impressive skill

Edit: I forgot Luke is an artist, he might be the only other person in the "talent show" with a shot

 

[The Blue Morpho]

lol what is happening? Did Alex yell at this bitch?

 

[Hokuriku]

This bitch needs to be Frank'd HARD

 

[BullfrogBill]

Jesus Christ. I dipped out for a week , and now I'm 300 pages behind. How in the fuck do you all have the time to keep up with this shit? Any chance of getting a Cliffnotes version or recent events? If not, feel free to tell me to go fuck myself.

The entire cast is pro gay child grooming/rape except for Luke and a new guy, Kevin. Oh yeah Luke's back.