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Errr excuse me but the kiwifarms consensus on this topic is that old man sperm is the primary cause of autism and not dried up eggs.Chris is a man. Guys don't "dry up" like women do, and the sperm quality declines very slowly compared to a womans eggs. It starts at ~40 for a guy, so +5 years is fine. It's like saying it's over for a woman who is 25. If the rumors about the woman being over 30 is true, then we can start talking about the most cursed kid on the internet is about to be born.
I could have worded that better, excuse me. What I mean is this: You're supposed to lose your virginity to the girl you fancied in highschool, or drunk at a party, or something, when you're 16 - 20, not to a whore at 30. Losing your virginity to a whore at 30 doesn't automatically make you superior to every 20 something incel that can't get laid, it just means you finally reached the finish line... last.You have a very warped view of what is normal if you think that people becoming parents in their late teens is typical; even more so if you think that the outcomes for children born to parents that young are positive (spoiler: teen pregnancy is mostly associated with welfare recipients, drug addicts, and first-generation immigrants from backward hellholes).
Chris's age should be the least of our concerns, genetically speaking. A much more crucial question is what kind of sperm could be capable of withstanding the collective onslaught of HRT, a lifetime of fast food and sedentary living, and the combined developmental disorders of Chris and his cabbage patch concubine, only to still manage to successfully fertilize an egg and give rise to new life?
Could we be about to enter a brave new world where Chris Chan has somehow been selected by nature to father the ultimate Übermensch, or are we instead about to be greeted with a genetic abomination the likes of which the world has neither seen nor could ever comprehend? Whatever happens, interesting times are ahead.
On a similar note, after you're done having an exciting, healthy, vibrant sex life, once you get to your mid 20s, it's time to start thinking of settling down. If you're not a complete utter fuckup you should be able to support a family by this age, or should be able to soon, and according to a quick google search, the optimal age to have a baby is between your late 20s and early 30s. Assuming you want 3, and assuming a 6 month break between pregnancies (also assuming you didn't marry a girl who's way younger than you), and assuming you do everything right, this will take 3 years and 9 months, you have to start at least at 26 to make it before 30.
You also need to think about the future: If you have your last kid at 30, you're gonna be in your 60s by the time your grandkids are being born, you'll have plenty of time to spend with them, and might even get to meet your great-grandkids.
This is all a natural part of life if you're well-adjusted. Normal people don't need to think of or plan this type of stuff, it just happens as a consequence of the natural flow of life, and they're usually fine. Now here's what I'm getting at: Knocking up a very likely mentally ill clout chasing whore half your age at 42 by a complete stroke of luck doesn't automatically make you superior to every 30 something incel who didn't have a family. You're still ~15 years behind everyone else.
People who try to paint Chris as some sort of gigachad success every time he makes a minor step forward in life don't take this into account.
You also need to think about the future: If you have your last kid at 30, you're gonna be in your 60s by the time your grandkids are being born, you'll have plenty of time to spend with them, and might even get to meet your great-grandkids.
This is all a natural part of life if you're well-adjusted. Normal people don't need to think of or plan this type of stuff, it just happens as a consequence of the natural flow of life, and they're usually fine. Now here's what I'm getting at: Knocking up a very likely mentally ill clout chasing whore half your age at 42 by a complete stroke of luck doesn't automatically make you superior to every 30 something incel who didn't have a family. You're still ~15 years behind everyone else.
People who try to paint Chris as some sort of gigachad success every time he makes a minor step forward in life don't take this into account.
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