Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[RollOverBeethoven]

I can only imagine the result of an amalgam of Chris and Flutter DNA
Sloth from the goonies comes to mind.

 

[Scavenger]

Guys...
Idk how to tell you this...
I was just talking with a few of my buddies about stream highlights, to have them added to the CWCki, and I saw Net Narcolepsy added some already...
And...uhhh
Here, have this clip.
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I have no idea where this question even came from or what Chris is talking about, but...

Chris expects a child this summer.

NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE​

 

[Syzyg]

It's time for a remake

 

[P R O X Y]

Is there still no information about flutter to this very day? No socials, no age, nothing at all? I could probably find something but I am really impressed by her ability to not be public despite being the soon to be mother of crystal chandler.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Is there still no information about flutter to this very day? No socials, no age, nothing at all? I could probably find something but I am really impressed by her ability to not be public despite being the soon to be mother of crystal chandler.

I expected this thread to bring forward something new. But no, the OG post contains all I know about her. i am hoping it will change soon, but until then, we know very little about her.

 

[ASeabear8952]

That kid will absolutely kill themselves after they find the farms

Chris will just tell the kid that if they find anything bad about him it’s all a version of him from another dimension.

 

[James Brown]

Retards have babies all the time. Its fucked up but it happens. Hope he doesn't have a daughter, lol

It's not because I don't believe retards can have kids - the entirety of Africa would be barren if that were the case. I've just heard Chris stutter and word salad enough over the years to believe that the obscure non-answer in the clip about this potential child was just that: word salad. Nothing he said in that clip remotely resembled "Flutter is pregnant/due in the summer".

 

[BlazikenLover]

This alone has secured the continued existence of the farms for another 40 years.

 

[Jex]

It's not because I don't believe retards can have kids - the entirety of Africa would be barren if that were the case. I've just heard Chris stutter and word salad enough over the years to believe that the obscure non-answer in the clip about this potential child was just that: word salad. Nothing he said in that clip remotely resembled "Flutter is pregnant/due in the summer".

Assuming that it was word salad, the response has planted a seed. And so will he.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Since the foids seems to be seething

Cite?

what are the odds the baby does not actually belong to chris and is actually cadens or some other unknown party and this is just part of a plan to milk chris of even more money combined with whatever tugboat the kid would get.

0.

 

[Diesel Card]

@Zeus Blue Thunder It's funny funny to me that you want to "expose" modern Christory or whatever yet you don't even care if you put out misinformation lmfao

 

[Jex]

@Zeus Blue Thunder It's funny funny to me that you want to "expose" modern Christory or whatever yet you don't even care if you put out misinformation lmfaoView attachment 6686999

What was the prison rumour?

 

[Diesel Card]

What was the prison rumour?

The rumour was Chris breaking out of jail I believe

It was trending for a day on twitter

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

@Zeus Blue Thunder It's funny funny to me that you want to "expose" modern Christory or whatever yet you don't even care if you put out misinformation lmfaoView attachment 6686999

In the words of CWCki, "purely hyphotetical"
I meant that, if Chris did not mean what we think he did, the media attention it recieved is not in vain.

 

[Ray_Posts]

I just heard the news I didn’t really care about who Flutter was until now and Wanna know who the hell this woman is and what her deal is. I mean you gotta have Levels beyond the measurable universe of autism to go do that. considering Chris has tried to hit on other Spergs before and has failed miserably. To wake up one day and say “I want this Grooming, Incestual, Rapist to make life inside me. I gotta carry on his legacy”.

(((You know if its real)))

I really don’t want a Chris Chan Remake because the remakes are never as good as the original. I personally don’t even think Chris’s kid will be entertaining there’s an entire team monitoring what Chris does, Blue Sky is going to be a sanctuary for him, We’ve been in a drought for Chris “content” for a while at least significant modern stuff, with flutter being so secret and in a different country I’m pretty sure the kid will get the same treatment hell it might even take Chris’s time away. If Chris is telling the truth and his Autism isn’t getting the best of him this just sounds bad all around you know?

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

I just heard the news I didn’t really care about who Flutter was until now and Wanna know who the hell this woman is and what her deal is. I mean you gotta have Levels beyond the measurable universe of autism to go do that. considering Chris has tried to hit on other Spergs before and has failed miserably. To wake up one day and say “I want this Grooming, Incestual, Rapist to make life inside me. I gotta carry on his legacy”.

(((You know if its real)))

I really don’t want a Chris Chan Remake because the remakes are never as good as the original. I personally don’t even think Chris’s kid will be entertaining there’s an entire team monitoring what Chris does, Blue Sky is going to be a sanctuary for him, We’ve been in a drought for Chris “content” for a while at least significant modern stuff, with flutter being so secret and in a different country I’m pretty sure the kid will get the same treatment hell it might even take Chris’s time away. If Chris is telling the truth and his Autism isn’t getting the best of him this just sounds bad all around you know?

First post in this thread. You're welcome.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

I just heard the news I didn’t really care about who Flutter was until now and Wanna know who the hell this woman is and what her deal is. I mean you gotta have Levels beyond the measurable universe of autism to go do that. considering Chris has tried to hit on other Spergs before and has failed miserably. To wake up one day and say “I want this Grooming, Incestual, Rapist to make life inside me. I gotta carry on his legacy”.

(((You know if its real)))

I really don’t want a Chris Chan Remake because the remakes are never as good as the original. I personally don’t even think Chris’s kid will be entertaining there’s an entire team monitoring what Chris does, Blue Sky is going to be a sanctuary for him, We’ve been in a drought for Chris “content” for a while at least significant modern stuff, with flutter being so secret and in a different country I’m pretty sure the kid will get the same treatment hell it might even take Chris’s time away. If Chris is telling the truth and his Autism isn’t getting the best of him this just sounds bad all around you know?

100% it would take time away from Chris and make him less interesting.
God I hope he’s shooting blanks and it’s all a misunderstanding.

 

[James Brown]

In the words of CWCki, "purely hyphotetical"
I meant that, if Chris did not mean what we think he did, the media attention it recieved is not in vain.

This reply is more of a non-answer than Chris' response from the clip, holy fucking autism. How did this get featured again?

Assuming that it was word salad, the response has planted a seed. And so will he.

This is even more realistic. I really want to know, specifically, what part of what Chris said is making people believe there is a true, honest, flesh and blood baby involved.

 

[double magicNum = 0.41;]

I kinda think the fact that CWC has stayed mostly under the radar with Flutter shows that they might have learned some valuable life lessons about oversharing. Jail gives a person a lot of time on their hands to think.

 

[Average Pepsi Enjoyer]

Caden disowned Chris, holy shit.
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No, but what the fuck does he mean by "closed due to miscommunication"?
Did we cause it?

Links: Twitter, Bluesky.

I wonder if this is why he hasn't been responding on Twitter. This sparks so many questions.

Did he get into a fight with Caden over the shit he said during stream, since they coached him not to say too much, but Chris was being Chris? Is it because now more people are being exposed to Flutter with all the news articles? And may end up getting too close with regards to possibly trying to figure out who she is? Oh, to be a fly on that wall.