Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

It's crazy that after over a decade of being thoroughly informed of every facet of Chris's life we longer know what's happening anymore

Just wait til he breaks up with Flutter.

 

[King Kiwi]

Just wait til he breaks up with Flutter.

Assuming she still has anything to do with the fucker.

But Zeus predicted that she'll be back in December, so we'll see.

Mariposa used to be our resident Chris psychic but then I guess she got tired of it and went to some other part of Kiwifarms.

...

I'm only slightly kidding, she did predict a few things that came true.

 

[Dragaon440@]

Imagine Crystal might be a possibility

 

[Ga1v5]

Appearance wise, she's average (other than the height, but for women that's no big deal). However, she should be hiding her appearance. She's fucked up. She fully feeds into his delusions about being jesus and sonichu being real and shit and she's willing hanging out with a man who raped his elderly mother. She deserves to get mocked and ostracized for that alone.

Stop a logging

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Guys...
Idk how to tell you this...
I was just talking with a few of my buddies about stream highlights, to have them added to the CWCki, and I saw Net Narcolepsy added some already...
And...uhhh
Here, have this clip.

I have no idea where this question even came from or what Chris is talking about, but...

Chris expects a child this summer.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Chris can't even take care of himself. If he does impregnate flutter, that poor kid will have a sociopathic mother who has a thing for guys who rape their moms and then a dad who can barely take care of himself and thinks he's Jesus

 

[Xev]

Well, I look forward to the child's thread on kf one day. We all know that cow+cow=cow
Poor calf

 

[King Kiwi]

Guys...
Idk how to tell you this...
I was just talking with a few of my buddies about stream highlights, to have them added to the CWCki, and I saw Net Narcolepsy added some already...
And...uhhh
Here, have this clip.
View attachment 6680187
I have no idea where this question even came from or what Chris is talking about, but...

Chris expects a child this summer.

Yep, and I expect my baby dragon by spring.

 

[Ammyterasu]

Guys...
Idk how to tell you this...
I was just talking with a few of my buddies about stream highlights, to have them added to the CWCki, and I saw Net Narcolepsy added some already...
And...uhhh
Here, have this clip.
View attachment 6680187
I have no idea where this question even came from or what Chris is talking about, but...

Chris expects a child this summer.

Too bad there are no auto-generated subs on that video, but to me what he said sounds like this in response to that question, when are you going to announce the child you're having?: "mmh when the chi- when the child is actually coming into play, or somewhere around that plane [?]. Or.. or am I just keeping y'all in the dark and let y'all know until- and wait until after the child is born?"

 

[cwcvillemayoress]

Guys...
Idk how to tell you this...
I was just talking with a few of my buddies about stream highlights, to have them added to the CWCki, and I saw Net Narcolepsy added some already...
And...uhhh
Here, have this clip.
View attachment 6680187
I have no idea where this question even came from or what Chris is talking about, but...

Chris expects a child this summer.

I really hope he means in his mind and not for real. Oh god Chris, and Gypsy Rose Blanchard reproducing is scary.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Too bad there are no auto-generated subs on that video, but to me what he said sounds like this in response to that question, when are you going to announce the child you're having?: "mmh when the chi- when the child is actually coming into play, or somewhere around that plane [?]. Or.. or am I just keeping y'all in the dark and let y'all know until- and wait until after the child is born?"

"somewhere around that point". As in, "when the child actually becomes relevant"

 

[ASeabear8952]

Guys...
Idk how to tell you this...
I was just talking with a few of my buddies about stream highlights, to have them added to the CWCki, and I saw Net Narcolepsy added some already...
And...uhhh
Here, have this clip.
View attachment 6680187
I have no idea where this question even came from or what Chris is talking about, but...

Chris expects a child this summer.

THE ULTIMATE LOLCOW DEMON BABY.

How did that superchatter know? Do they have insider info?
Nevermind, you said you didn’t know where the question came from.

 

[Ammyterasu]

"somewhere around that point". As in, "when the child actually becomes relevant"

Yes I'm sure that was what he meant, but I'm hearing "plane" or "plain" lol. Chris does fuck up his words.

 

[Syntaxion]

If so, that would also kind of confirm that Flutter is 20-35 or so, atleast probably not any older than 35. Most likely under 30 then actually.

Then again, Chris has crazier delusions, so who knows. If Flutter's belly starts growing in her next appearences, we'll know for sure.

Summer would be around 7 to 10 months away.
If true, she would've gotten pregnant recently.

IF true.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

If so, that would also kind of confirm that Flutter is 20-35 or so, atleast probably not any older than 35. Most likely under 30 then actually.

Then again, Chris has crazier delusions, so who knows. If Flutter's belly starts growing in her next appearences, we'll know for sure.

Summer would be around 7 to 10 months away.
If true, she would've gotten pregnant recently.

IF true.

Again, that would be during Chris's trip to Finland, which would be the reason he went there.

 

[Syntaxion]

Again, that would be during Chris's trip to Finland, which would be the reason he went there.

Back in september? Or was that another trip?

If you mean that one then damn, he got her pregnant fast. Or maybe they've been trying for a while

 

[Anakin Soywalker]

If so, that would also kind of confirm that Flutter is 20-35 or so, atleast probably not any older than 35. Most likely under 30 then actually.

Then again, Chris has crazier delusions, so who knows. If Flutter's belly starts growing in her next appearences, we'll know for sure.

Summer would be around 7 to 10 months away.
If true, she would've gotten pregnant recently.

IF true.

Imagine your father being muthafuckin CHRIS CHAN

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Back in september? Or was that another trip?

If you mean that one then damn, he got her pregnant fast. Or maybe they've been trying for a while

Chris probably went there in September to meet her family and ask her parents for her hand. They got engaged and fucked around the October 13th (When Chrid began learning Finnish intensively again). He also played some games with Flutter's family (As the two new Switch profiles show).

 

[Adam Basile Woodrow]

Chris expects a child this summer.

the bloodline is safe, unfortunately also the Sonichu curse

 

[SneedSeer]

Wait, I thought the HRT completely destroyed his sperm?