Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[Tootsie Bear]

Wait, I thought the HRT completely destroyed his sperm?

Sane here. I wonder if Chris is pulling our leg knowing where's still listing and reporting whatever.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Wait, I thought the HRT completely destroyed his sperm?

The power of our CPU Goddess's bent duck is beyond mere hormone therapies.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Chris can't even take care of himself. If he does impregnate flutter, that poor kid will have a sociopathic mother who has a thing for guys who rape their moms and then a dad who can barely take care of himself and thinks he's Jesus

Chris is either full of shit off in fantasyland or we're no shit gonna see the birth of the antichrist

 

[Vecr]

This can't actually be correct, right? Someone asked a dumb question, and Chris responded with a dumb answer.

If it is, well I know the statistics for this kind of thing and they aren't super optimistic for his child being alive in a year.

 

[Syntaxion]

He could've quit HRT for a while.

It's not like steroids, it doesn't COMPLETELY shut down sperm production, especially not in relatively lower doses. If he quits for a while, it'll come back.

Even with steroids that tends to be the case, up to a point ofc.

This can't actually be correct, right? Someone asked a dumb question, and Chris responded with a dumb answer.

If it is, well I know the statistics for this kind of thing and they aren't super optimistic for his child being alive in a year.

The timeline does check out. He was there a while back, and if she got pregnant then, then yes the child would be born around early summer.

 

[TV's Adam West]

We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed; a few people cried. Most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad Gita; Vishnu is trying to persuade the prince that he should do his duty, and to impress him, takes on his multiarmed form and says, ‘Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.’ I suppose we all thought that, one way or another.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

May God have mercy on us all.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Imagine Crystal might be a possibility

 

[Billy_Sama!]

Most horrifying thing a lolcow can do is to bring a child to the world that you know they have no chance of a normal childhood.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

And you know what else is horrifying about this? They're probably going to name the child something really stupid. That poor kid is gonna have to go through life with the name Sonichu or Rosechu, or maybe something even worse like Goddess Pony Battery Heart Blue. The bullying in middle school would be brutal, but I suspect even the other kids might feel some pity.

 

[FinnSven]

And you know what else is horrifying about this? They're probably going to name the child something really stupid. That poor kid is gonna have to go through life with the name Sonichu or Rosechu, or maybe something even worse like Goddess Pony Battery Heart Blue. The bullying in middle school would be brutal, but I suspect even the other kids might feel some pity.

Hopefully flutter will give birth in Finland, if she is pregnant, where they don’t allow ridiculous names to be registered.

 

[Racist Parrot]

What the fuck

 

[Black Spruce]

especially not in relatively lower doses. If he quits for a while, it'll come back.

There is no way Chris had low doses of HRT. Forgive me if I'm wrong, but wasn't he caking estrogel all over himself when you're only supposed to dab a little bit on you? I'm not sure which one to be more shocked by. Chris or Ralph. You wouldn't think either would be capable given their horrifically unhealthy lifestyles. But I suppose it doesn't matter how low a man's sperm count is if he just does not stop fucking a young, fertile woman over the course of a year or more.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Guys...
Idk how to tell you this...
I was just talking with a few of my buddies about stream highlights, to have them added to the CWCki, and I saw Net Narcolepsy added some already...
And...uhhh
Here, have this clip.
View attachment 6680187
I have no idea where this question even came from or what Chris is talking about, but...

Chris expects a child this summer.

That's it, the devil is here.

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

Dear god, please, for the kids sake, let this be delusion. This could very well be the literal Anti-Christ

 

[La Flanaderia de Flan]

Oh god no

 

[Lunarfag]

Guys...
Idk how to tell you this...
I was just talking with a few of my buddies about stream highlights, to have them added to the CWCki, and I saw Net Narcolepsy added some already...
And...uhhh
Here, have this clip.
View attachment 6680187
I have no idea where this question even came from or what Chris is talking about, but...

Chris expects a child this summer.

surely this is among one of many of chris's delusions right guys?
...right?

 

[Divine right to rule]

I can't fucking believe that Crystal might become reality.

 

[SPCC Archivist]

Please spare us the coming of Crystal. We do NOT need even more proof that the Merge is happening.
Make sure to call the Vatican in about 9 months from now for an exorcism.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Guys...
Idk how to tell you this...
I was just talking with a few of my buddies about stream highlights, to have them added to the CWCki, and I saw Net Narcolepsy added some already...
And...uhhh
Here, have this clip.
View attachment 6680187
I have no idea where this question even came from or what Chris is talking about, but...

Chris expects a child this summer.

We doubted Chris's soothsaying abilities but here we are and the child that was promised is upon us, Crystal Weston Chandler is incoming.

So Chris is autistic and would have been banging Flutter in his 40's, what are the chances this kid is like mega autistic?

Also I think this might make Chris drop the tranny larp finally, no reason to become the girlfriend if he finally hundred percented the love quest.