Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

Chris is like 45 years old now, you're supposed to do that in your late teens/early 20s. I'd say 30 is the absolute latest you can have kids and not be a total fuckup.

Yeah, if this is true, he did it. 20 years too late. Like the spastic retard in a wheelchair being wheeled past the finish line by the special education teacher long after everyone who's not a retard already finished but I guess technically he "made it".
Sounds like the stereotypical incel argument "if you didn't get laid at 14 you're a total screwup for life."

Honestly the only thing he has going for him is his internet infamy, if he wasn't known for Sonichu then I seriously doubt anyone would even consider him for anything let alone carrying his fucking baby.
 
I'm thinking there's a good 60/40% chance that child might genetically be normal. But otherwise be fucked up from having to be taught by those two. So wither way it's fucked.
I'm banking that there would be a distant ark in the future where the next big shock would be "crystal taken by social services or CPS due to Christians neglect" or something like that.
And then another quick court case ark.
Maybe small claims court or custody court.
 
I'm thinking there's a good 60/40% chance that child might genetically be normal. But otherwise be fucked up from having to be taught by those two. So wither way it's fucked.
I'm banking that there would be a distant ark in the future where the next big shock would be "crystal taken by social services or CPS due to Christians neglect" or something like that.
And then another quick court case ark.
Maybe small claims court or custody court.
What are the odds that it's not normal, a... genetic freak of sorts?
 
Chris is like 45 years old now, you're supposed to do that in your late teens/early 20s. I'd say 30 is the absolute latest you can have kids and not be a total fuckup.

Yeah, if this is true, he did it. 20 years too late. Like the spastic retard in a wheelchair being wheeled past the finish line by the special education teacher long after everyone who's not a retard already finished but I guess technically he "made it".
Chris is a man. Guys don't "dry up" like women do, and the sperm quality declines very slowly compared to a womans eggs. It starts at ~40 for a guy, so +5 years is fine. It's like saying it's over for a woman who is 25. If the rumors about the woman being over 30 is true, then we can start talking about the most cursed kid on the internet is about to be born.
 
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The incels seething on X and 4chan are the funniest part of all of this.
They failed where the teflon tard succeeded.
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Suffer.

The funniest thing about this is that most incels wouldn't even want to fuck flutter. Most incels are porn sick and want instagram hotties. They fail to realize how absurd that is. They are given advice on how to obtain subpar pussy but never take it.
This exactly. They could most likely find an awkward not very attractive autistic woman who’d be willing to sleep with them if they tried.
 
What are the odds that it's not normal, a... genetic freak of sorts?
I Mean there's probably a 60% leaning twards inherited autism, 40% chance it dodges that genetic bullet in a situation like that.
autism is unfortunate but I've got a brother that's got autism. he's mid level, but got into collage grade classes in 10th grade for motorcycle mechanics. Dudes got that because he was in a good environment.
if crystal(name prediction) is born with autism in a houshold like that one. It would probably be problematic for that child health and development.
leading twards a possible cps ark.
 
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Chris is a man. Guys don't "dry up" like women do, and the sperm quality declines very slowly compared to a womans eggs. It starts at ~40 for a guy, so +5 years is fine. It's like saying it's over for a woman who is 25. If the rumors about the woman being over 30 is true, then we can start talking about the most cursed kid on the internet is about to be born.
also hrt doesn't make you completely infertile contrary to popular belief anbd I doubt chris has been suer consistent with it even then.
 
also hrt doesn't make you completely infertile contrary to popular belief anbd I doubt chris has been suer consistent with it even then.
Since the foids seems to be seething already, might as well go the extra mile to stick it to these cunts for a reality check. A sperm cycle is ~3 months, so if the balls are not gone (like literally "killed off"), they can recover for a few months and then get swimmers. Male infertility is a meme, if you are in this position, you must be on some deluxe Soy shit and be a chronic smoker who drinks at least 5 Monter energy a day. If a woman has fertility problem, then it might be irreversible due to the eggs are developed by the mom.

Despite Chris being one of the most dysgenic retards on the internet. The male reproductive system is "more robust" since it's just about creating sperm and that's it, it doesn't have a whole baby carry mechanism and shit to it like women have that can break. If your testicles are intact, you can pretty much have kids your whole life as a man, and probably healthy ones too if you don't smoke and work out. Chris is 45 and probably can't stick to his "supposed" HRT doses (does he even know what a schedule is?), so even if he eats like shit and is fat, he can probably knock some retarded chick up if he "does his quest" a few times. Hell, even sperm counts can be low and there are still chances that you can knock a bitch up. Most couples that have problems conceiving is just the woman being +35, the "low sperm count epidemic" is a meme to comfort older women to not feel like "it's all on them".

Women can seethe all they want about males being able to create alright kids for the most part of their life compared to women who only got a decade before it's too late (hell, I don't blame the foids for that...). Not saying it's fair and it's unfortunate that Chris of all people has working balls. But that's the game.

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Cope and seethe foids, grab some popcorn. You are about to see MAN made horrors beyond comprehension. Allegedly, if the rumor is true.
 
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Since Josh is much more famous than when he left the US, maybe he can get his own Flutter :optimistic:
Celebrity seems to matter more than any other characteristic to people.
Jersh, unlike chris, is a nice guy and way more picky, he'd never touch the gnome.
He imagines @Lidl Drip as a 10/10 he could feed after saving her from angry incel posts 100 times but the simp card will never pay off.


Back to topic, why is the lady called egg?
potato would suit her better.
 
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