Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Guys WHAT THE HELLLLLL
DAILY MAIL!
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TRIBUNE!
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LOADS OF THESE!
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EVEN BLOODY KNOWYOURMEME!
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Well, that's it. Time to cut down the entire internet

 

[Male Idiot]

If it is a girl it is going to be Krystal. If it is a boy....

Lets name him Spurdo Weston Chandler.

 

[orourkeda]

Is she pregnant?
If so, who?
It clearly wasn't Chris. There still isn't a living human that will have consensual sex with the chris tard.

 

[Taser Confetti]

 

[Lurkerwolfa]

Is she pregnant?
If so, who?
It clearly wasn't Chris. There still isn't a living human that will have consensual sex with the chris tard.

Did you miss the Fiona saga?

 

[N Space]

Guys WHAT THE HELLLLLL
DAILY MAIL!
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TRIBUNE!
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LOADS OF THESE!
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EVEN BLOODY KNOWYOURMEME!
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Will Wikipedia finally acknowledge him?

 

[Some Badger]

I have my doubts about the rumors. Remember, Chris has a very tenuous grasp on biology. This is a man who thought he could cut himself out a vagina with HRT a and pony hypnosis videos. I don’t think he fully comprehends how conceiving works.

 

[Fenrir Ratatoskr]

The incels seething on X and 4chan are the funniest part of all of this.
They failed where the teflon tard succeeded.

Suffer.

 

[JT Marlin]

Chris has a legal 1.4m loli wife he breeds on daily basis.

HOLY BASED
OUR KING

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This would have been better if the premise was the virgin cole vs the Chad Chris.

 

[whothefuck]

Guys...
Idk how to tell you this...
I was just talking with a few of my buddies about stream highlights, to have them added to the CWCki, and I saw Net Narcolepsy added some already...
And...uhhh
Here, have this clip.
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I have no idea where this question even came from or what Chris is talking about, but...

Chris expects a child this summer.

THE ANTI-CHRIST IS COMING

 

[Xev]

The funniest thing about this is that most incels wouldn't even want to fuck flutter. Most incels are porn sick and want instagram hotties. They fail to realize how absurd that is. They are given advice on how to obtain subpar pussy but never take it.

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

I genuinely wonder if this news has turned anyone from anti to permanently pro-abortion because of this.

 

[Diesel Card]

I mean, considering that my post made all of Twitter explode, with this single action I have accomplished more than you ever had in your entire life.

Realistically though, again, only Chris can confirm and deny it, and as he isn't...

In any case, this is gonna at least expose Flutter to the masses. Maybe we might even get some info on her out of this.

Get over yourself.

 

[Brenda Holiday]

I love that Chris is tied to trannies. Suffer trannies, you wanted people to use proper pronouns for HER, now Chris is a "trans influencer"

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Chris is online on Bluesky.

Still nothing.

 

[BerserkKing99]

Stop a logging

>muh alog
nobody cares about "a-logging" anymore. its 2024, save the moralfagging for reddit please. But yeah i suspect chris will end up in 2 scenarios, 1. he can't get her properly pregnant and the baby is stillborn due to his piss poor genes, or 2. he has the baby, he ends up abusing the child and gets permanently put in prison for child abuse (the suspected abuse is up for you guys to decide ).

 

[FireAddictedPsychopath]

Grandma Barb.

Yep, that kid is getting absolutely no advantages in life to start off with.

Reminds me of project zomboid, the weakest and most pathetic person to walk on earth with a zombie horde waiting to tear em apart right outside their shitty rundown (and often on fire) home.

 

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The incels seething on X and 4chan are the funniest part of all of this.
They failed where the teflon tard succeeded.
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Suffer.

Chris is like 45 years old now, you're supposed to do that in your late teens/early 20s. I'd say 30 is the absolute latest you can have kids and not be a total fuckup.

Yeah, if this is true, he did it. 20 years too late. Like the spastic retard in a wheelchair being wheeled past the finish line by the special education teacher long after everyone who's not a retard already finished but I guess technically he "made it".

 

[Ga1v5]

>muh alog
nobody cares about "a-logging" anymore. its 2024, save the moralfagging for reddit please. But yeah i suspect chris will end up in 2 scenarios, 1. he can't get her properly pregnant and the baby is stillborn due to his piss poor genes, or 2. he has the baby, he ends up abusing the child and gets permanently put in prison for child abuse (the suspected abuse is up for you guys to decide ).
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lose weight bitchtits

 

[Meth Dick]

Referring to Chris-Chan as an “influencer” turns my stomach in a new and disturbing way that I haven’t felt before.

It's sickening to refer to Chris as an "influencer" when he's clearly the Queen of the Multiverse/CWCVille and the exalted cyclops of the Chris Chan Clan, while tirelessly manning the post of Madame of the CWCville Brothel.
Is there anything our boy Queen can't do??