Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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The more I see people cope about it “just being Chris’ delusions, Chris is just sluring” the more I want this to be a reality. I hope Crystal and/or Reginald lives a long happy life. All Clyde’s work for naught. LC and Kacey “the hog” Sierra not yet sireing their own,proving once and foreverial that The CPU Blueheart is the OG OC. It’s a perfect epilogue really.
 
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FinnSven said:
If it’s all true, then it will depend on where the kid is actually born.
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The kid will be eligible for dual citizenship. Assuming that it has both an EU and US passport, this could create a difficult legal situation in the event of social services in either country getting involved, a custody or immigration dispute, etc.

FinnSven said:
In Finland it will have to do with if Flutters parents are around and wind up involved.
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That may actually be the best thing for the kid other than giving it up for adoption. Chris is absolutely not suitable to be a parent, and I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Flutter isn't either.

FinnSven said:
Also there is the whole question of whether flutter will be legally allowed to give birth and live in the US with the child.
Assuming they got married, how possible would this be?
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She can give birth in either Finland or the US and the kid would be eligible to be considered a US citizen. It doesn't guarantee her residency in America, however. Having said that: it's something that can be helpful on an application for residency, particularly given that the father is a US citizen. Marriage would also help, but even both of them combined still don't equate to automatic acceptance. The fact that she's also applying from a country that has historically strong relations with the US and doesn't have its citizens illegally emigrating here en masse is also a plus.

Overall, her chances are likely better than average. No guarantees, but there are some check marks in her favour.
 
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SigueSigueSpergnik said:
She can give birth in either Finland or the US and the kid would be eligible to be considered a US citizen. It doesn't guarantee her residency, however. Having said that: it's something that can be helpful on an application for residency, particularly given that the father is a US citizen. Marriage would also help, but even both of them combined still don't equate to automatic acceptance. The fact that she's also applying from a country that has historically strong relations with the US and doesn't have its citizens illegally emigrating here en masse is also a plus.
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Oh to be a fly on the wall of the office of the US immigration official who gets assigned Flutters case.
 
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FinnSven said:
Oh to be a fly on the wall of the office of the US immigration official who gets assigned Flutters case.
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My genuine hope in all of this is that what we're seeing right now is Chris having a repeat of the ShecameforCWC.JPG incident - Flutter hears about what he's been saying regarding knocking her up, permanently puts her China off-limits to him, and cuts him out of her life entirely.
 
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Come to think of it

This could easily lead to Flutter getting doxed
Out of ALL ways for her to get doxed, "after Chris gets her pregnant" would be... um... a ridiculuous assertion
 
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SigueSigueSpergnik said:
The kid will be eligible for dual citizenship. Assuming that it has both an EU and US passport, this could create a difficult legal situation in the event of social services in either country getting involved, a custody or immigration dispute, etc.



That may actually be the best thing for the kid other than giving it up for adoption. Chris absolutely is not suitable to be a parent, and I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Flutter isn't either.
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The courts would defer to Finland and give woman's parents/family precedence if no family in the US petitions for custody, if the child is in the US. If this takes place in Finland I can't see Chris being a sympathetic figure with the social services folk in Finland. International custody disputes are messy but they happen often enough.
 
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Syntaxion said:
Come to think of it

This could easily lead to Flutter getting doxed
Out of ALL ways for her to get doxed, "after Chris gets her pregnant" would be... um... a ridiculuous assertion
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Which is why, even if Chris lied, this is still bloody enormous.

Speaking of...
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Is the hyphotetical baby with us in the room right now?
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