Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[Sithis]

Think of all the words that have been wasted on abortion arguments on this site when all someone would have had to say is "but what if chris-chan ever gets someone pregnant"

 

[Flamin Park]

Chris can't even take care of himself. If he does impregnate flutter, that poor kid will have a sociopathic mother who has a thing for guys who rape their moms and then a dad who can barely take care of himself and thinks he's Jesus

We're about due for a new wave of heavy metal

 

[Septic Tank Bomber]

Look I'm 99% sure Chris' mashed brain just spew out nonsense from whatever information he took in without a thought.
Definitely in no way someone randomly brought up having kid and he nonchalantly admitted to impregnated a woman. That would be ... ridiculous.

 

[Flying Whale]

Ethan Ralph... Chris... How many more for we to have a show/documentary called "My parent is a lolcow" in like 18 years.

 

[Meth Dick]

Not even the fucking notion of fathering a child can make these retarded youtubers stop with the faggot pronouns.

 

[Flamin Park]

Back in september? Or was that another trip?

If you mean that one then damn, he got her pregnant fast. Or maybe they've been trying for a while

To be fair there's definitely enough ween money and true and honest female scandi autists floating about for her to be put up to this
Hell the internet shaped Chris, why not shape a Crystal

 

[Colonel Gaddafi]

>check the farms after a long sabbatical

The ride never ends, does it?

 

[Blarmed&Dangerous]

So this is it, then. My grandchildren will bully Chris's grandchildren on the internet.

We are now a secret society, passing on the sacred tradition of laughing at a particular bloodline through the ages.


KIWI ÆTURNUM

 

[Blarmed&Dangerous]

Again, that would be during Chris's trip to Finland, which would be the reason he went there.

Finns are like sea turtles, they must return to their spawning grounds to lay their eggs.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Not even the fucking notion of fathering a child can make these retarded youtubers stop with the faggot pronouns.

Don’t they know Pmurt won? they can say the forbidden scriptures now!

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Chris expects a child this summer.

That's it. The world is fucked. This is the coming of the apocalypse. His genes mixing with hers and they now have a retard baby on the way who will be the antichrist.

And, all this really shows is that if a retard like Chris can get a girl and get her pregnant then that's no excuse for anybody to be an incel.

 

[azure hours]

Darkness cloaks the world and a chill rises from the soil

 

[Dragoslav Constantinides]

This kid is gonna have a real shitty life.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

How does his sperm work? Just, how?
CWC eats nothing but fast food slop and TV dinners, drinks nothing but soda and has been on HRT for almost a decade. And he's in his 40's.

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

Prepare for the apocalypse. It'd be best to not look directly at the sun this summer.

I wonder if Russia will nuke EU at the same time at Spawn Chu come to this goddamned dirty cursed world

 

[SentinentCloud]

How does his sperm work? Just, how?
CWC eats nothing but fast food slop and TV dinners, drinks nothing but soda and has been on HRT for almost a decade. And he's in his 40's.

like i said chirst sperm is simply too potent

 

[I glow in the dark]

Look I'm 99% sure Chris' mashed brain just spew out nonsense from whatever information he took in without a thought.
Definitely in no way someone randomly brought up having kid and he nonchalantly admitted to impregnated a woman. That would be ... ridiculous.

Have you seen this nigga? He has ZERO sense of self-preservation, he will spill literally everything if you just ask him a singular unrelated question.

 

[Medic]

Guys...
Idk how to tell you this...
I was just talking with a few of my buddies about stream highlights, to have them added to the CWCki, and I saw Net Narcolepsy added some already...
And...uhhh
Here, have this clip.
View attachment 6680187
I have no idea where this question even came from or what Chris is talking about, but...

Chris expects a child this summer.

If this is true........


God help us all

 

[Thiletonomics]

Did Chris say anything about lactating during his trooning out progress? God forbid he tries to add himself to the list of "chestfeeders", in addition to the other many things that child will have to suffer with as the child of CWC.

 

[lolwatagain]

So if this is real, what song should Dear Feeder play on the forum for the birth?

edit: I nominate Lux Aeterna