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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 331 31.8%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 528 50.7%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 183 17.6%

  • Total voters
    1,042
The wiggers are almost certainly going to think of a way to publicly shame them for this. There's got to be SOME way to embarrass a couple of shameless hussies. Total Binx death, she's got to have an endorsement spiral now. No more plushies for the scandalous whore, I expect. I'm so grossed out, JEEZUS.

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I mean Binx is fully aware of the situation with the live streaming is she not? I can't imagine she is under the belief that that whole thing wasn't on record. It'd be hard to shame her for something she willingly did on camera.
 
I mean Binx is fully aware of the situation with the live streaming is she not? I can't imagine she is under the belief that that whole thing wasn't on record. It'd be hard to shame her for something she willingly did on camera.
My best guess is she has developed major main character syndrome from being hypercoddled
 
My best guess is she has developed major main character syndrome from being hypercoddled
That's what Sam's talk with her in the confessional was yesterday. She's the only one he had that talk with and basically told her to pull up and be main character material so she can be given the 50k but she's almost definitely just ruined that for herself. Sam is definitely going to be PISSED once he wakes up, I expect the next day to be her worst one on the show so far, not just because of Sam but also TTS because I doubt that the wiggers will protect her from all the hate that will be flowing at her now.
 
I'm utterly mystified that people are complaining about yesterday being nontent. To summarise:
  • Sam excluded Burt from "the boys", and then took the boys upstairs to get psyched up about misogyny
  • Breezy had a meltdown about not having any bottled water, and cried to Sam to try and get crab legs and caviar
  • Gianna decided to leave and got mocked relentlessly by Sam
  • Burt was in charge of making the boys work out and Luke escaped the yard by climbing a rope
  • The girls started trashing the boys' possessions, so the boys tried to leave. Tony started making fun of Burt when Burt tried to Dark Burt him back into the yard
  • Tony then laid out Burt in a boxing match while making fun of him for having fake muscles
  • Burt ranted about Brandon in the kitchen, only to get attacked by a Shark
  • Binkx pelted Burt with eggs and made him pour yoghurt over himself for all the babies that Brandon molested and to "save Lactacia"
  • After Burt's meltdown, he tried to sabotage Binkx's pizza and she instead got him to try sabotaging the boys' pizza somehow (Luke stopped him) and then he smashed marinara sauce at Binkx
  • Burt got put in timeout and threw things at people, before being "calmed" by Kawan fucking about with a rainstick
  • Payton and Luke tried to get Burt to remember Fishtank, which then devolved into Luke just fucking with Burt for about half an hour (and having to clarify he wasn't one of Burt's ex boyfriends)
  • Tony made out with Lily and "proposed" to her
  • Breezy was kicked from the house for accusing production of being perverts, and cried while Jet shilled shark suits, before changing into her "revenge dress"
  • Alex Stein came in and hyped up Tony
  • Alex Stein inspected Burt's teeth while yelling
  • Lily's talent was making out and she made out with Kawan in front of Tony
  • Tony was revealed to be cheating on his girlfriend, and then when Alex Stein phoned his girlfriend it was revealed she was cheating on him while watching the show
  • Alex B managed to self-eliminate by threatening to sue Production and trying to back pedal
  • Kawan also tried to box Burt while mocking him for having synthol muscles and lying about being a heavyweight boxer and trainer (Burt declined, citing "joint pain" and being tired from working out)
  • Alex Stein and Kevin grilled Burt about cuckold fetishes and tried to get him to attend a conversion therapy camp
  • Binkx apparently had sex with Lily
Maybe if you just tune into the director cam during one of production's boring bits (or the Fish endlessly talking about how they need to try and be interesting) you might get a different impression of what's going on in the house, but yesterday had a LOT of things happen and it cannot always be at a 10. Probably the only difference is that it's harder to root for the OG fish (besides Luke and maybe Burt) after Brandon, but the show is anarchic and entertaining and doesn't necessarily need sympathetic characters.
 
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I'm utterly mystified that people are complaining about yesterday being nontent. To summarise:
Most of these points weren't actually as entertaining as they seem or were really short happenings. A bunch of long winded dud segments that's lead nowhere or were just completely disappointing like Da Boys battle with the girls or the Famous Court bit. The fish all had too much fun by the end of the day, they should be suffering more. There were some interesting developments none the less though
 
Just wanted to point out that I've seen quite a few people say the director cam has kind of sucked the last two days. There was a pop-up yesterday that said they're trying out Jobe running it.
I felt it was changing to quickly. Sometimes there was an interesting convesation but they still switched.
 
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