How do I avoid cumming in my pants at a Hatsune Miku concert?

[gamerweeb1]

I am going to a real life Hatsune Miku concert with my friend soon.

I am excited, but I am also concerned that when I see Miku, in the flesh for the first time, my balls will spontaneously combust and I will ejaculate a gallon of semen in my pants.

Any tips on how to avoid this?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Get better taste in waifus for one thing

 

[Fat Gollum]

in the flesh for the first time

You won't want to cum after she says "I've got some bad news for you sunshine. Miku isn't well, she stayed back at the hotel"

 

[dick brain]

Just bring these guys

https://x.com/i/status/1748386515116261422

 

[Neodanthril]

This place is the yahoo answers of our time

 

[Pepe Cortisona]

Don't wear any pants at the concert

 

[Rozzy]

Any tips on how to avoid this?

Wear a skirt to the Hatsune Miku concert.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Relax, don't do it
When you wanna go do it
Relax, don't do it
When you wanna come
Relax, don't do it
When you wanna suck, chew it
Relax, don't do it
When you wanna come
When you wanna come

 

[We Are The Witches]

Relax, don't do it
When you wanna go do it
Relax, don't do it
When you wanna come
Relax, don't do it
When you wanna suck, chew it
Relax, don't do it
When you wanna come
When you wanna come

Yay! I got the reference!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh4tHpUflDA

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Oh I bet "she" would not mind coooming with you

Spoiler: Super secret backstage recording

Though I believe something is quite wrong when you sound like a microwave jackhammer hybrid while cooming

 

[hl2_linux]

You won't want to cum after she says "I've got some bad news for you sunshine. Miku isn't well, she stayed back at the hotel"

Are there any queers in the theatre tonight?

 

[Randy Facalding]

Cut it off

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Just go in Pre-Cummed-in pants that way you don't have to worry about it.

 

[Dicksmash Turbofist]

The hrt broke your penis a long time ago. You have nothing to worry about.

 

[gamerweeb1]

Well, I just got back from the concert…

my pants did not survive the experience.

 

[Fat Gollum]

Well, I just got back from the concert…

my pants did not survive the experience.

Did she get you up against the wall?

 

[allthewaydowntotheballbag]

Relax, don't do it
When you wanna go do it
Relax, don't do it
When you wanna come
Relax, don't do it
When you wanna suck, chew it
Relax, don't do it
When you wanna come
When you wanna come

I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin plums

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Well, I just got back from the concert…

my pants did not survive the experience.

You didn't take our advice. You wanted this.

 

[ForgedBlades]

I can give you the cocktail of anti-anxiety drugs my doctors put me on that has prevented me from having a boner for the last six months and counting.

 

[Vining]