My favorite part about the river incident is how he thinks he “saw what comes after” when he didn’t even die. He’s not one of those people who are dead for 5 minutes before being resuscitated, he just fell in a river and had a panic attack. He wasn’t even unconscious when Heather pulled him out was he?River
Not any more than he usually is, anyway. He had a scare and has to try to make it a big, existential no-meaning-to-life thing, otherwise the whole accident would be just be one of those potentially bad things that can happen to anyone anytime in life. Most people would get over it fairly quickly and be grateful it wasn't any worse, but not this drama queen (compare and contrast with Heather's whole stroke experience and aftermath). But at least Zach did get religion out of it.
Maybe let's just gender people accurately regardless of whether or not we respect them, and hopefully all the people of gender settle towards the bottom like shit in a septic tank.
"Lubekeeper Zinnia" and other hypersexual Zach content has always been a matter of private lulz for me, even when I was in the tank circa 2016, because it was always so bizarre to see this dude on my feed who chose to call himself "Lubekeeper Zinnia", etc. on all his socials, still to expect to be taken seriously by anyone. Modern Zach is maybe less crazy than I remember.
She's right that is cliche, but she's giving pure sour grapes vibes here.
Rose petals and scented candles seem cliche compared to her own husband's unique way of showing his romance: brown grime on the bathroom tiles and the warm odor of anal lubricant in the air
Lmao.
After over 2 years of Zach freaking out about falling out of a kayak I am only just now remembering that I also fell out of a kayak and it was such a non-event that I'd forgotten about it until seeing you specifically mention it happening to other people. And I can confidently say that my experience was a hell of a lot worse since I was about a mile from land and the water was hundreds of feet deep and had sharks in it, but it still wasn't remotely scary. I'm not an experienced kayaker, this was my first and only time in a kayak, but I had one thing going for me that made it almost impossible to be scared... I was wearing a fucking life vest. I didn't even have time to process what had happened before I was back above water and holding onto the capsized kayak. In a few minutes I was back in the kayak looking forward to a shower. It's an absolute non-event.
Are they really cult leaders if they're calling out this bullshit? Also, please don't repeat the "you're still a man" spiel from the Eli Erlick thread. I know Zach has read this thread before, but there is no guarantee he is reading your posts specifically.
No. Never. Even years ago, when Zinnia went on /r/traps claiming to be so heckin' cute, the response by the redditors was ridicule.
The people who fall in their shower are in more danger of dying than this.