Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz - OG Internet blogger, Author of the NYT bestseller Alphabet of Manliness, Cohost of the Biggest Problem in the Universe, Filer of the Lolsuit. MADDOX BLAST!

While other sites still list a release date of September 2017 for Maddox's book, the site of Simon & Schuster (his publisher), just pushed the date back to December 2025. Only 9 more years to wait!

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His other business venture, the podcast "network", he is struggling to drum up growth of audience and revenue, so he is now taking open submissions on Facebook from people who want their own podcast. Predictably, the vicious internet smells weakness and a dire financial situation in this move, and people are taking potshots at Maddox in the submissions post on Facebook

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Things are not looking good for Maddox at the end of this year.

- Sean, the audio engineer, has left Maddox's podcast for good, resulting in a drop in audio quality and listener interest, since Sean was pretty much a full time co-host in all but name.

- when people looked into Maddox's advertising partner (a company called Kendall & Hyde), they found the podcast is only making ~500 USD per episode (1 episode per week), which has to be split between him, his co-host, and his audio engineer.

- listeners/supporters of his podcast have been complaining that Kendall & Hyde is up to some shady business practices, namely failing to ship or refund orders placed on merchandise that is later discontinued. So many people have been contesting undelivered purchases made with K&H that credit card customer service lines now recognize the company by name.

The biggest recent revelation comes from Asterios Kokkinos, former comedy collaborator and friend of Maddox. Before the launch of his current podcast, Maddox confided to Asterios that he (maddox) paid 30 000 USD for a professional web design firm to make the new podcast's official website. Asterios tried to convince Maddox this was a terrible business move, advising him of alternatives (e.g. shopping around for a better quote, temporarily using free wordpress or tumblr type website design services, etc), but Maddox would not be swayed and stuck with his plan. At this point Maddox had already spent the 4 000 USD advance his publishers gave him two years ago for his yet unfinished book, he's living in a duplex he's only able to afford by splitting the rent with roommates, and he doesn't have any steady income aside from a pittance of merch sales from his old personal website and half of the revenue from the old podcast. People might still be buying his first book in spite of the infamous disavowing, but his second book was a total flop, so much so that the publishers changed the title in hopes of making it more appealing.

He's nearly 40 now and it doesn't look like his new podcast is going anywhere in terms of its own organic growth of popularity and interest. So in an age when anyone can distribute their content online at no financial cost to themselves, Maddox now thinks he can make his money back by offering to host other people's podcasts on his site and collecting a cut of their advertising, like he's a radio station or TV channel, in spite of the fact that the internet has now removed the monopoly any one person can hold over this kind of content distribution. That's his 30 000 USD endgame.
 
Dick is definitely making a fuckton more money off his new podcast but the Biggest Problem was definitely better. However with Maddox just digging himself deeper and deeper it's looking like there's not a snowball's chance in hell of them ever reuniting.

Goss that @millais left out from the recent podcast:

George is up to his old tricks, implying Asterios did something so deplorable to his girlfriend that he won't even mention it - planting the seed in the reader's imagination as to what it might be.

George has told fans that his rape apologist accusations on Dick didn't go far enough.

And of course Dick giving a full retelling of the wedding incident that got him kicked off the show for a week. It was a long story but the moment Dick and George's ex started driving back from the wedding together, the ex's cell phone started blowing up with text after text after text from George asking if she was going home with Dick, and then texts from their friends essentially forwarding messages from George for them, etc. etc.

When Dick talked to George about the incident (Dick told George that he did not sleep with her but did not specify whether this was just a lie to calm him down or not), George told him that Dick 'ruined' his chances of getting his girlfriend and his ex-girlfriend to become friends (because of his own chimpout) and kept demanding Dick apologize more and more.
 
Maddox recently addressed the topic of cuckoldry in a recent episode of his podcast. More than half of his faithful listeners think he's ok with being cucked according to the poll on his site.

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/r/TheDickShow has a bunch of stuff that's relevant to Maddox.

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He's lost all his advertisers and apparently his last (final?) podcast had him crying in it with nary a mention of the ol' Dick.

@OwO What's This?, sitrep pls
I've been busy with work and SA shit and haven't really been paying close attention myself, sorry fam.

Been stretched pretty thin as of late.
 
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I listen to his latest podcast and heard no crying or anything like that. No mention of it being his final podcast whatsoever.
 
I'm loathe to give the cunt my traffic.
It's sad to see such an internet OG fall so low... and for what?
All SJW pussy looks like a hatchet wound in a nigger's head and tastes like battery acid, what is the pay off?
He's not even charismatic or female enough to make dem victimbux so what does he think he's going to get out of it?

I can't shake the feeling that he saw the way the internet was going so he gambled on the wrong side of the culture war and lost;
But he's just too stubborn and disingenuous to admit it, never mind recant.
 
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