Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%

  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.1%

  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%

  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.0%

  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 70 10.4%

  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%
  • Total voters
    672
Ah shit here we go again
 

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AnOminous said:
Honestly they'd have probably been better off both accusing each other of being the real owner of the drugs and having no idea what they were.
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If Rekieta takes a plea here, how likely is it that they'll drop the charges against Kayla as part of the deal?

In the UK, it's one of the ways the police are able to persuade people to plead guilty when it comes to possession charges.
 
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4090 Chad said:
Upon reading this again, it’s actually kind of striking that he only mentions parenting his sons. Is this a true Ralphamale situation where he has forsaken his daughters? :story:
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I think he's trying to go back to the fake Christ grift:

"My sons will be the men of their trad Christian houses, and I need to teach them that for the good of your mistress, sometimes you need to plea guilty, even when the government is conspiring against you and you're provably innocent. My daughters won't have to learn anything ever because women are retarded and they will let their future husbands think for them."
 
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Tiki Bar Man 2 said:
Ah shit here we go again
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No Mustang in sight.

Vibralldo said:
I think he's trying to go back to the fake Christ grift:

"My sons will be the men of their trad Christian houses, and I need to teach them that for the good of your mistress, sometimes you need to plea guilty, even when the government is conspiring against you and you're provably innocent. My daughters won't have to learn anything ever because women are retarded and they will let their future husbands think for them."
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Watch him compare himself to "some guy" Jesus - getting crucified for all of your sins.

Throw up.
 
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Nate Higgers said:
:optimistic:

He’s never gonna admit to shit. Unless the court requires him to admit to the things he’s pleading to, and even then it’ll only be in the (narrow?) scope of those specific charges.
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He can say that but if he pleads he doesn't really have a leg to stand on, Tonka said he didn't pussy out of Knoxville but there comes a point that you just don't have your deniability even if you insist with a veneer of confidence you do.
 
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MeltyTW said:
He can say that but if he pleads he doesn't really have a leg to stand on, Tonka said he didn't pussy out of Knoxville but there comes a point that you just don't have your deniability even if you insist with a veneer of confidence you do.
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Exactly there is innocent until proven guilty but when you plead guilty you are... well... GUILTY. ITS DONE. ITS JOEVER. THERE IS NO ROOM FOR COPE.
 
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4090 Chad said:
Upon reading this again, it’s actually kind of striking that he only mentions parenting his sons. Is this a true Ralphamale situation where he has forsaken his daughters? :story:
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How unfair! He's pleading out for his kids!

Nevermind he could have done this months ago, avoided making a spectacle of himself by flailing around like a stuck pig for the last six months, fighting the inevitable.

He's pleading because even this shit for brains narc knows this is his last chance to cushion the fall, if he cared about his kids he wouldn't have waited until the last moment.

Shame about the body cam footage, but it's good Nick ruined his life. I hope his kids make a break for freedom at the first opportunity.
 
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King balldo giving a guilty plea and getting fucked by the email spying is honestly the funniest scenario, I dont actually want him going to prison since it deprives us of fresh balldo milk.

He is acting all smug now but internally we know he is seething and coping that he has to plea guilty and get felted by daddy guberment. He will now legally be a coke head druggie that got busted and there is nothing he can do about it. April will leave him after her case is over and WE WILL SEE THE BODY CAM FOOTAGE, it is inevitable.
 
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