Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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Abortion. Absolutely %100. Yes. We're talking about a mother fucking, cum saving/eating rapist tranny having a baby. He can't even take care if himself. Poor hygiene. He won't be able to change diaper right. Feed it right. Babies are demanding and need love. I don't believe he can handle any of it. Like even a diaper rash he wouldn't be able to treat. I am horrified at the thought of him going
" hhhmm yeah....mrhh she's fin. Babies just cry that's what they do."
As the baby starves or 'cries it out' because it's poor butt is chapped red from rashes that have turned into a painful yeast infection. He'd probably let's it's head go flat from not picking it up. Or screaming at it because it can't sleep over the sound of his fucking sonic game. Or he gives it cows milk.
Chris wouldn't be able to handle the responsibilities. And I can think of a million ways he can't and would let that baby get hurt.
He couldn't even take care of his pets right.
I hope he is sterile. He will neglect it because he is %100 self serving.
 
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Cuntspiracy Man said:
I'm conflicted on this
On one hand, I don't know these people and how bad the kid would actually have it in their care
On the other hand, government feels way too free to meddle with and snatch up any kid they can from their parents these days, no matter the excuse, and it's not something we should be encouraging

Did the kid really get taken because of one dumb message the mom sent to a rando online? If so that sounds fucking horrible, that such a precedent can be set
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Imagine a cyrax, but raises by Chris.
 
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Cuntspiracy Man said:
Did the kid really get taken because of one dumb message the mom sent to a rando online? If so that sounds fucking horrible, that such a precedent can be set
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> "one dumb message"
>about hitting your 2 week old baby
> from an obese mentally unwell woman in contact with internet strangers who may or may not encourage such lulz
Nigga. Every family with a CPS case file should have the kids removed, the problem is placing them with safe families instead of pedophiles and cultists. How much better would the world be if Chris had been ripped from Borb and placed on a retard ranch. And governments (at least in the US) don't encourage it anymore, the prevailing policy is to keep them intact even if mommy was found nodded out in a black guy's 2006 Navigator. I would not be surprised if Chris was able to keep a hypothetical child depending on how batshit Flutter is or isn't.

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That's based on the "they're trying to conceive theory." If she's already knocked up then what i suggested is then one possibility to how they got her pregnant. It really depends on which school of thought you base this on, the she's already pregnant and the kids due in summer or they're trying to get pregnant and hope they can get flutter knocked up in time for summer.
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He didn't mention Flutter once. Or a "she". Or anything outside of himself and a hypothetical child. Is she that strict on him about concealing her identity, or is this classic Chris delusion regarding pregnancy. Even the claim of his "Finnish girlfriend" being the one pregnant is dubious becaue he hasn't specified or even implied as to who is having this child.
 
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Hack for crack said:
Jeffrey Dahmer would have had a harem had be been released. Chris' infamy reached escape velocity after the motherfucking incident. I'd bet she wasn't even the first to try and throw herself at chris. She's also an operator for sure, her opsec has been too good.
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Is it still considered a harem if it's Asian twinks?
 
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an_actual_reptilian said:
Abortion. Absolutely %100. Yes. We're talking about a mother fucking, cum saving/eating rapist tranny having a baby. He can't even take care if himself. Poor hygiene. He won't be able to change diaper right. Feed it right. Babies are demanding and need love. I don't believe he can handle any of it. Like even a diaper rash he wouldn't be able to treat. I am horrified at the thought of him going
" hhhmm yeah....mrhh she's fin. Babies just cry that's what they do."
As the baby starves or 'cries it out' because it's poor butt is chapped red from rashes that have turned into a painful yeast infection. He'd probably let's it's head go flat from not picking it up. Or screaming at it because it can't sleep over the sound of his fucking sonic game. Or he gives it cows milk.
Chris wouldn't be able to handle the responsibilities. And I can think of a million ways he can't and would let that baby get hurt.
He couldn't even take care of his pets right.
I hope he is sterile. He will neglect it because he is %100 self serving.
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Remember those 'Don't shake your baby' signs at rural and inner city gas stations? They were invented for people like Chris and Flutter. Yes you, Flutter E. Cabbage. She is possibly even more retarded than he is.
 
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Éamonn Ceannt said:
Wait isn't that a good thing? I thought Caden controlled the Etsy. So why wouldn't he want boosted sales?
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He does. Keeping Chris quiet about this keeps people speculating and keeps the whole thing going. If Chris were to come out and disprove it, excitement would die down and we'd just go back to the content drought we were having before. That's just my theory to the silence anyway. It could also just be a matter of Chris being stupid or not caring.
 
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Borb Guy said:
He does. Keeping Chris quiet about this keeps people speculating and keeps the whole thing going. If Chris were to come out and disprove it, excitement would die down and we'd just go back to the content drought we were having before. That's just my theory to the silence anyway. It could also just be a matter of Chris being stupid or not caring.
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Ohhhhhhhhhh, that actually makes a lot more sense than what I was thinking.
 
Cuntspiracy Man said:
yes
still a message
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Right, we should definitely wait till the baby has its head splattered against a wall on livestream for "the feds" (aka the state child welfare agency) to intervene. And theres no chance that only that single message was used, if she was terminally online. This is why libertarians make 0 irl progress because there's a blatant disregard for what happens in reality as opposed to theoretical principles. People who aren't married to their high school beliefs can realize a fat retard with a mob of online followers can be easily influenced to hurt a child if they're already "joking" about hitting their 2 week old (aptly can be used in Chris' situation as well).

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oh youre one of those fed worshippers
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Not at all but I've had the misfortune of working with neglected toddlers. There isnt a single healthy, functioning family you've heard of with a CPS case file. When child abuse deaths happen, you almost always hear about how CPS was called out there multiple times. Last response because I don't want to shit up the thread any further - this thing really should've been put in random Chris updates.
 
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ENDTOPII said:
You are in CWC thread about him having a baby... this is the biggest whitepill thread for men in the entire Internet right now. WTF are talking about!? Cope!? If this 45+ year old HRT microdosed man (who cut up his asshole area once...) can have a kid, then it's not too hard to assume that a functional~40 year old man can start a healthy family.
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You have to see some healthy children first, there's not even definitely a child yet.
 
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