Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Chickenpolar]

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[Sean Andalou]

I previously thought the "TERF island" joke was pretty weak.
Now I see I have to make up for lost time.

 

[Evilronald]

I feel horrible for laughing at this guys lip job but lmfao it looks like he got stung by a bee.

Paid 15k to get stung by a bee to an overseas doctor he cant even sue for malpractice.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Worth every shilling, me old mucker:

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God, I miss the days of Eddie Izzard being a funny pervert. Now he's just a pervert.
At least Julian Clary has the guts to be a flamboyant gay man.

 

[Procrastinhater]

God, I miss the days of Eddie Izzard being a funny pervert. Now he's just a pervert.
At least Julian Clary has the guts to be a flamboyant gay man.

I don't think this dudes a Troon he just looks like a genetically engineered homosexual. Like if all the God Emperors genetic science was devoted to making fruity dudes instead of Astartes this guy would be their Primarch.

 

[PetiteFeet]

I don't think this dudes a Troon he just looks like a genetically engineered homosexual. Like if all the God Emperors genetic science was devoted to making fruity dudes instead of Astartes this guy would be their Primarch.

You mean Izzard? He's always had some openness about being a cross dresser so I'm not surprised he'd jump to trooning out. Julian Clary on the other hand is just a faggot.

 

[Procrastinhater]

You mean Izzard? He's always had some openness about being a cross dresser so I'm not surprised he'd jump to trooning out. Julian Clary on the other hand is just a faggot.

The Clary guy from that video.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

And honestly, a lot of it also has to do with the rape culture belief of the human temptation into rape that takes away one's agency and ability to make decisions based on ethics and such for some nebulous pseudoscience biology that there's a scary demon in people's heads, a very scientific biological demon for realsies, that makes people go around raping and molesting others. It is often heavily influenced by christianity even if a more secular explanation of so called science takes hold these days, and is far worse of a thing to promote, spread, whatever than whatever the hell fictional thing anyone is doing and or jacking off to.

And I must say or mention that not even I have been fully immune to this despite my background of being kinky and having many fetishes masturbating multiple times a day as early as half my age. I didn't have too much or nearly as much to unlearn as others due to being "exposed" to so much at an early age and thus having much of my potential to be reactionary about such things written out of me, but I was somewhat silly about at least a thing or two that I'm not anymore, so I'm not trying to grand stand here. You need to actively learn and investigate what you're being reactionary about in order to unlearn it. It's easy to justify and make exceptions to things you shouldn't be, and it's good to figure out what is and isn't harming others, because it's very easy to assume things based on one's preconceived notions and common background knowledge that can very easily be wrong. Is that roleplay or hentai thing really some kind of serious issue that's totally an act of or going to turn you into a rapist or something somehow prone to harming others or are you just bugging out?

>blah blah blah I'm a degenerate
Call me Puritan Hitler but I do think that the things people jack off to are indicative of their character. If you're jacking off to rape, incest and pedo """roleplay""", I think you should face the wall.

It is often heavily influenced by christianity

I'm not Christian and I think you should burn in hell for being a coomer.

And the black corset over the black t-shirt over random black skirt over black leggings

More black is more goth and more goth is more boner.

proboscis monkeys are ginger and look like a cartoon white guy.

Spoiler: OT: Ooo ooo aah aah

Now I can't unsee it. There's a guy who works in my office that kind of looks like a proboscis monkey

 

[Aunt Carol]

You mean Izzard? He's always had some openness about being a cross dresser so I'm not surprised he'd jump to trooning out.

I'm not surprised either, but I bet Izzard wishes he could walk back a lot of stuff he said on-stage about explicitly being a heterosexual man with a fetish.

If he'd been less honest as a young man, he could have lied more convincingly as an old "woman."

Still waiting for the supercut where someone compares his old comedy specials with his current talking points.

 

[Candidate No 7]

God, I miss the days of Eddie Izzard being a funny pervert. Now he's just a pervert.
At least Julian Clary has the guts to be a flamboyant gay man.

It's kind of tragic. He knows that he is an autogynephile, spent his career saying yeah I'm a man who enjoys wearing women's clothes and now he panicked about being left behind so in late middle-age he's drunk the cool-aid.

 

[PetiteFeet]

It's kind of tragic. He knows that he is an autogynephile, spent his career saying yeah I'm a man who enjoys wearing women's clothes and now he panicked about being left behind so in late middle-age he's drunk the cool-aid.

Spoiler: rant and sperging

That's a thing I don't understand about trannies in general - just be fucking honest and keep your fetish to your private life, if you wanna be a degenerate feel free to be a degenerate behind the privacy of your home. Fetishize gay men in your yaoi doujins, wear as much lacey women's underwear that you want, have piss/scat orgies with consenting, of-age people.
Just be fucking honest and don't force me to partake in your delusions. I do not consent.
If anything, I would admire the person who had the stones to say "Yeah, I like crossdressing. So what? I'm not subjecting you to it". It's none of my business to know what makes your penis erect, just like it's none of your business what does it for me.
And leave the children out of it. Don't subject them to anything of this TQ+ insanity. I genuinely believe it to be a form of child abuse to subject them to drag queen story hour, just like I think it's child abuse to leave them alone with paedophiles (I'm aware of the overlap).

I want nothing more in this world than to see trannies and enablers fall upon the sword of their past, to get bulldozed by their own words and the purity spiral of the left they cater to.

Anyway, back on topic.
Pooner needs help packing so she passes in swimming trunks.

Anyone UK found any packing swimming jammers? | archive
One of the commentors suggest she use speedos, because a tightfitting banana hammock will totally make this lil' dude euphoric!


looking into her posting history..weeeell.

Really makes you think.


Sometimes I wish my egg never cracked at 35 | archive



Anyone out there who has battled with - should I transition when the first half of my life I've lived as I am, succesfully and happily? | archive


Scared a woman last night | archive

 

[Dr. Butt]

It would be pretty funny if all teammates gave Mouncey the women's locker room and then went to another locker room. He wants the ladies' change room? By all means, yes, but without the ladies in it.

Women on sports teams don't even want their teammates to shower with them. I don't fucking want the other field hockey players to shower with me, we just have to because we practice at the community centre field. Those two little shower cubicles with the curtain are everyone's favourite part of the whoe building.

 

[Paper Machete]

just be fucking honest and keep your fetish to your private life

A big part of the fetish is being able to do it in public, though. Degens almost always get worse and overlap with exhibitionism and forcing it on other people. The entire point of people disliking this stuff is that it always gets to that point if not checked with severe social consequences and vice laws. The tranny menace is not a concept itself outside of any of this.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

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Troon is astonished to discover that women actually wear certain types of clothing for practical reasons, and not just as an act of public fetishistic indulgence.

That's some strong projection if I ever saw it.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Ch-chub rub? Does he mean he's a fatty and yoga pants are comfy or is he getting erections from wearing tight fitting women's clothes? (that's rhetorical, they all do)
It's almost as if yoga pants are made for exercising and aren't restrictive when worn in the proper size. So male-brained.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Incoming terminological exactitude.


Reddit -- Archive
Like one of these maybe?

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Oh dear… they’re NOT sharing that life saving info?

Line them up and shoot them!

Is there anything they won’t whine about?

We wimmins will continue to make sure they never get hold of our sekrit gender manual!

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Anyway, back on topic.
Pooner needs help packing so she passes in swimming trunks.

I’m confused. Is she saying she’s wearing men’s swimming trunks, but she’s dysphoric because she can’t force everyone to look at her fake willy? It’s kind of ambiguous on Reddit. I can’t help but feel that the weirdly concave chest and massive scars aren’t going to help.

 

[Potato Burrito]

Incoming terminological exactitude.
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Reddit -- Archive
Like one of these maybe?
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LOL the Otherworld is the fucked up part of Silent Hill, where the town turns into a demented nightmare. The SH Wiki is oddly spot-on describing troonery:

"The Otherworld, also occasionally referred to as the Otherside, Alternate World, Another World, Dark World, Nightmare World or Reverse Side throughout the series, is the dark and nightmarish mysterious effect that materializes through the ancient powers of Silent Hill, Maine.

It may be viewed as a parallel or nonparallel plane of existence, although the Otherworld is an abstract concept which has never been officially or completely defined...

The doctor's journal implies it lies on the border where reality and unreality intersect, a place both close and distant. The Otherworld is not reality, yet it remains real on another plane of existence that is impossible for ordinary humans to comprehend and is difficult to describe by human language. The Otherworld may be viewed as a cancerous disease slowly infecting reality until reality becomes Hell on Earth, or a dimension invading another dimension. However, there is no doubt that the Otherworld is shaped by minds and the psyche of those present, usually to the effect of creating their own limbo."

Hons wish they could be as fierce as those murderous nurses and leggy mannequins.

 

[Sean Andalou]

LOL the Otherworld is the fucked up part of Silent Hill,

I should have known it was a fandom thing.