💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Gobermental Supervisor]

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Nothing he will ever say or do will wipe away the stain of his 8yo daughter testing positive for cocaine metabolites.
Nick is a failed father, a terrible husband and a wannabe lawyer.

Maybe he will do the world a favor and just take his Rustang on one last spin.

 

[Finger Pistols]

Nick did not show up

Anyone keeping up with DUI reports in Candy Yoshi county for a Rustang droven into a tree while a drunken man kept slurring about someone's pussy being "damn nice"?

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Lmao
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Cross posting from Ralph’s case thread. Ralph has written a hilarious letter to the judge.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

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@Tiki Bar Man 2 Damn, you actually got me feeling bad for Kayla.

@Fapcop she needs you.

 

[Vibralldo]

My Theory is he REALLY want's that Child Endangerment charge dropped for his ego, and today the prosecution finally gave in and said yes to dropping it, but now they want to change other aspects of the deal so they need more time to discuss it, hence the extra time and the good day tweet.

That makes sense. Pleading guilty to cocaine possession he can just say "who cares? I just love to party, coke should be legal!" Pleasing guilty to child endangerment he'll never hear the end of it and be unable to argue against it.

 

[Captain Manning]

Well, we still got a shot for something tomorrow with Monty. Though perhaps not much of one, given it's just a scheduling conference.

 

[The Great Horned Moth]

Fuck yeah! Not pleading out yet! Pour yourself a drink, snort some coke, and fire up a stream, Nick. You’ve earned it! No testing for at least another month!

 

[AncientPhosphur]

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@Tiki Bar Man 2 Damn, you actually got me feeling bad for Kayla.

She needs Fapcop’s touch

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

Sorry guys this is all I have for you. No court hearing happened at all. I did get some interactions though that I autisticly recorded so here's something

The 2025 divorce arc is going to be even more wild than the 2024 coke arrest isn't it?

 

[Sexy Potoo]

Guys, don't overreact.

All this means they will have another hearing to discuss if a settlement can be reached.
Could be someone asked for a continuance, could be Nick did not show up, could be the state said "we might file further charges, we need 3 weeks".

This does not mean its going to trial.

Look man,

My take away is that Nick did not take a plea deal today. Which means at least 3 more weeks of Nick Kino Kontent.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Cross posting from Ralph’s case thread. Ralph has written a hilarious letter to the judge.

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I read this in the PPP Ralph voice.
Lmao bro, that’s literally the fucking point of you having a warrant out, it’s so you can be arrested.

 

[thebigdream]

He probably got it rescheduled so he can see how Kayla's challenge plays out.

Fair enough honestly, her Scarface defence is airtight. An actor can get away with anything because who's to say when they are and aren't acting? Even if you ask them, they could be acting as a non-actor! Ffffffuuuuuu

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Cross posting from Ralph’s case thread. Ralph has written a hilarious letter to the judge.

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He's got cats but no pussy.

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

She has heavy caked on foundation and mascara. Muddy combat boots. Blue jeans. Some weird coat with big gold buttons down the arms. A ring on every finger silver holographic nails, four bracelets on each arm.

Imagine attending court in your finest hooker outfit.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

And here even I was thinking Nick was going to nut up and accept a deal! He sure played us all!

 

[KriegsZensur]

Sorry guys this is all I have for you. No court hearing happened at all. I did get some interactions though that I autisticly recorded so here's something

This was a depressing read.
Not unexpected. Not surprised.

Thanks for the insights.

 

[Harm]

Cross posting from Ralph’s case thread. Ralph has written a hilarious letter to the judge.

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"Your honor, I can't fly to Minnesota and be charged because I have cats! Also, I shouldn't be charged because I have a son!"

Still a better lawyer than Nick Rekieta.

 

[AnOminous]

Now it’s Montygraf just to annoy you, so have I decreed.

Jihad on you. Allah's vengeance upon you!

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Jihad on you. Allah's vengeance upon you!

Throw in a Marshall calling upon Yahooway while dragging on a cigarette and you've got a deal.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

This wasn't on my bingo card. We're going to have to read the coca leaves to figure out how this came about