Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Someone explain to me how this is legal when the court is supposed to be public and open. We've been told time and time again how CORRUPT the county and state are, and now they are doing literal star chamber shit... how is this allowed? How do we know Nick didn't bribe the judge w/ balldos and cash?

This shit stinks worse than April's vagina.

Let's say something is discussed that is sensitive.

For example the state says: "We have credible evidence and witnesses that the accused has led a harassment campaign against a witness, but we do not want to name anyone in open court because the accused is an unstable moron who will target them too"

Or the defense could argue: "Those KiwiFags are totally harassing and swatting my client, his totally not indoctrinated and coached children would like to testify, but they are afraid of Kiwi mockery and need to be protected!"

There are plenty of reasons why something could be discussed behind closed doors to protect a witness or minors.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

Isn't Kayla just as culpable as Nick? She did the drugs. She didn't feed or clothe the kids. She wanted the polycule, and even invented the term "qover." This is what she wanted.

indeed that why I put no i don't lol just seeing her get cucked on irl like legit shes standing in front of nick while hes smiling and giggling with april just made me feel bad for how much of a sad person she was. Doing this to her kids and indulging her shit husband. Can't help but be a little sad of the whole ordeal. Even with april you could tell she had been balling her eyes out when she first showed up. I think that's what she did in the bathroom she was sniffling a lot. Could be drugs but I know the signs of going to the bathroom to cry. Either way they are all shitty people but seeing them so tense and sad did bring out some pathetic sadness in me. Just wish someone would step up for the kids. I feel sad for them the most, seeing their shitty mom go through this.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Wrong lolcow, Nick's not straight.

Nick probably says he's one of those weird ones. What's the one where you don't care who's dick ends up in what?

 

[Pitbull Victim]

Isn't Kayla just as culpable as Nick? She did the drugs. She didn't feed or clothe the kids. She wanted the polycule, and even invented the term "qover." This is what she wanted.

Kayla was doing lines, popping pills and fucking a failed morning zoo radio host while her kids went filthy and hungry. Any decent parent would have packed the kids and left as soon as drugs entered the Balldo bunker.

Zero sympathy for any of the adults here.

 

[AnOminous]

I like how he was xeeting about how he was going in to cut a deal today, and apparently thought there was one on the table, but it somehow didn't work out.

He went in willing to kneel for his meal, and then was expected to agree to something he wasn't aware of. Look at his weak tweets admitting he was about to get down on his knees because MUH KEEEEEDZ. (You know the kids he hates and starts ranting insanely about any time he gets pulled over for speeding.) Then somehow it didn't happen.

He now has a couple weeks to contemplate the new cock going down his throat, and he can either agree to that, or get an even bigger cock to suck if he takes it to trial.

Happy Thanksgiving faggot! Hope it's really good for you!

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

indeed that why I put no i don't lol just seeing her get cucked on irl like legit shes standing in front of nick while hes smiling and giggling with april just made me feel bad for how much of a sad person she was. Doing this to her kids and indulging her shit husband. Can't help but be a little sad of the whole ordeal. Even with april you could tell she had been balling her eyes out when she first showed up. I think that's what she did in the bathroom she was sniffling a lot. Could be drugs but I know the signs of going to the bathroom to cry. Either way they are all shitty people but seeing them so tense and sad did bring out some pathetic sadness in me. Just wish someone would step up for the kids. I feel sad for them the most, seeing their shitty mom go through this.

Much appreciate the play by play. The details of the pathetic retards in court always brighten my day.
Nick seething is like balsam on my stressed out soul. April being a hyperactive emotional wreck and Kayla the stoic broken trad wife.

Its a live drama we can wittness thanks to the reporting of independent KFnews freelancers like yourself.

 

[The Great Horned Moth]

When you look at his marriage from start to (the impending) finish, it honestly is repulsive regardless of how shitty a mother Kayla is. Nick basically chased and begged her to get with him in college, when he was desperate and couldn't do any better. He impregnated her repeatedly including multiple miscarriages that I'm sure were traumatic. Now he doesn't want her or the kids. He is worse than a teen boy. At the end of the day Kayla got the shortest end of the stick and I would be looking to leave ASAP sheerly to get away from Nick and April who can't shut the fuck up on Twitter and are both actively maligning her there as well.

As long as Nick is able to treat Kayla like shit publicly and privately, while she just sits there and takes it, he won't divorce her. Not worth having to pay alimony/child support, or having the kids' portion of the Trust fund suddenly not under his control. And this way, he can pretend that he's still a family man to whoever he wants, while deliberately and publicly flaunting his mistress at the same time, which is what Nick gets off on.

I’m kind of thinking Bob and Celeste had a nice sit-down with Kayla and informed her that if she tries to leave Nick, they’re funding the best possible divorce lawyers for him and making the process as long and painful as possible. She’s publicly admitted to being a terrible mother and Nick probably recorded her swinging in Jamaica and possibly with Aaron as well. They’ll make her life hell and fight for Nick to have full custody from the unfit mother.

Nick then used this leverage to further isolate her from her family, which is why they seemingly reached out to Aaron. She’s probably in benzo-zombie mode every chance she gets while she tries to get through this. She has no spine and has no spirit for a protracted legal fight on top of everything else. I think when she’s lucid, she’s probably in hell, but she just drowns that out with Star Trek and prescription drugs at this point.

I want to be clear, though, I don’t pity her for this. She should have left this disgusting narcissistic faggot freak the minute she found out he “faked” being gay to get close to her and preyed on her when she was recovering from a break-up. She chose this hell for herself, and she could choose to leave it at any time. Instead, she has gone along with and participated in every bit of degeneracy he has suggested. She’s just as disgusting and will be until she leaves.

I do think we will get the divorce arc, though, just because Nick is pushing too hard and openly humiliating her and her family, probably as punishment for reporting him. It probably won’t be until late next year, though.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I’m betting he’s fishing for a better plea deal and I’m betting the prosecutors are waiting for the cops to raid him again.

 

[Kheapathic]

I'm just bringing back this shit-post I made back on August 16th of this year.

Your honor, my client and his family lived in squalor, and while we should expect better of families, we can most assuredly say that Mr. Rekieta did not intend to buy cocaine. The Rekietas, with the help of their friends the Imholtes, were trying to get their house and life back on track; and Mr. Rekieta had gone to Home Depot to buy Diatomaceous Earth to help fight the bug problem that existed in the home. However, through a series of events we cannot possibly begin to explain, he wound up with a bag of cocaine.

I said Diatomaceous Earth, and instead what we got was Sheet Rock Dust. Sure I wasn't 100%, but I'm saying I was close enough, I FUCKING CALLED IT!

 

[Captain Manning]

That wouldn't need to be negotiated. To do that he just needs to accept the agreement. If he goes to trial any parts which are entered into evidence will become public record.

Which is why, while everybody will laugh at him for bending over and submitting to the state after all his delusional bluster, it really is the single best move he can make here.

If he goes to trial, he's gonna lose, possibly even harder, and it all comes out.

He's thinking he's gonna cut some great deal here, but he's running out of runway, and the state is likely running out of patience. I don't think he's gonna be able to keep it up much longer.

"He's my best friend" and she'll save him. * sigh *

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I am more and more convinced that he has convinced April that they're gonna run off together when this is all over.

I think Kayla knows this too, which is why, per @Tiki Bar Man 2's notes, April seemed so chiper today, and Kayla seemed so depressed.

He could also be trying to own everyone by subverting expectations. He gave melton $100 to own all his detractors by convincing them he was gong to take the deal.

Which will never be an own as long as that money is going to Patrick Melton. Whether he's telling the truth to Melton, or using him as part of a gay OP, he's still giving money to a pedo. KF users who have been caught doing that to "stir the pot" have been rightly castigated as well.

If you give a dime to Melton, you suck.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

They should just come back and give him a worse plea deal when they reconvene and smile. I don't know if the DA can do that. But I'd love it.
Make it worse.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I remember shortly after the arrest that Nick talked a lot about all the shit they had done to him that was wrong but couldn't talk about and how once we got the full story we'd be angered about how the gov't acts.

I await the stream where we get an explanation on why he decided not to pull the trigger on all these silver-bullet, case-ending "facts" he had lined up.

Remember how if Vic lost, Nick was going to drop ALL the things he was holding back... Which turned out to be nothing...? This is the same thing.

Nick’s going to write a book called the ‘full story’ where he’s somehow the hero.

He took the drugs to SAVE THE KIDS from the state

'If I Snorted It' will be the title.

Pride comes before a fall.

It is technically 'destruction'. A 'haughty spirit' before a 'fall'.

2:45 Nick looks reddit

Yes, he does--the soyboy manlet.

I think my next play would be to dress up as a psychic. I’ll bet you Kayla is into woo!

I just need to make some flyers:

“Marital problems? Legal issues? Concerned about the future? MASTER FAPCOP SEES ALL! Call for a free consultation and advice from the other side!”

Can I trust some court kiwis to spread them out liberally at the next hearing and maybe put some on her windshield?

This is one lovequest I support.

3k total, or 3k per child?

Damn... That's just the snack budget if it is total. Those kids will starve! *Sarcasm*

 

[AnOminous]

I’m kind of thinking Bob and Celeste had a nice sit-down with Kayla and informed her that if she tries to leave Nick, they’re funding the best possible divorce lawyers for him and making the process as long and painful as possible.

Yeah well she should ignore the Balldoparents and just consult a real lawyer who will tell her she can fuck Nick UP THE ASS to levels they can do nothing about. She will get the house, Nick will have to sell the Rustang, Nick will be absolutely ruined. There is no level of wealth that tard family has that will survive the absolute devastation that would really happen to Nick in a contested divorce.

He would be jealous of Lowtax where he would end up. It's only because he's an abusive, gaslighting asshole that he's been able to fool anyone in his life into thinking he can ultimately do anything to them. He's a joke. They need him in their rear view mirror, then he can go live in a basement apartment with his pathetic Joker paintings behind him as he livestreams his suicide.

 

[Lian Xing]

It probably won’t be until late next year, though.

LCOTY three peat.

There is no level of wealth that tard family has that will survive the absolute devastation that would really happen to Nick in a contested divorce.

So all the trusts and LLCs are not untouchable?

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

"What I do today I don't like, but I must do it for muh keeedz."
*Walks in smugly expecting an easy plea deal. Sees its not the easy plea deal*


Poetry when you think about it.
All his bluster and how he's going to HUMBLE himself for the sake of his family.
And he immediately pushes it back to next month to think it over.
So much for the kids

 

[Harm]

I’m kind of thinking Bob and Celeste had a nice sit-down with Kayla and informed her that if she tries to leave Nick, they’re funding the best possible divorce lawyers for him and making the process as long and painful as possible.

Kayla, being stupid, probably also believes that it's better to "keep the family together for the kids" despite the children being endangered due to the hubris and arrogance of Nick, and will therefore avoid pursuing a divorce. Nick has likely hammered it into her head that he knows divorce laws so well that even without a prenup that he can screw her over in the divorce, despite it being another brain damaged fantasy of a drug addled man who has sex with men.

 

[AltisticRight]

I think he was prepared to accept a deal today, but he was hoping he could convince them to agree to a something a little less bitter in the 11th hour, and they told him no dice.

100% agreed. That's also a skelly thing to do. He likes to file those papers right before the deadlines and inserted himself during hearings with objection, just for the judge to tell him to shut the fuck up and let his lawyer do their job.
He thought he could snidely sneak some provisions in but the judge didn't buy it and told him to fuck himself, again.
DENIED.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

This is such a riveting soap opera. It is pure, unadulterated poetry. It's a script that Hollywood would reject for being "too unbelievable." The comedy, the tragedy...it is a thing of beauty. This will surely overtake Little House on the Prairie as the greatest series that is set in Minnesota. Absolute scenes.

This is April by the way:

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Just posting this because I didn't see anyone talking about it.
Potentially Criminal is analyzing Kayla's Motion to Suppress right now:

Uncivil also streamed about this earlier today:

 

[AnOminous]

Nick has likely hammered it into her head that he knows divorce laws so well that even without a prenup that he can screw her over in the divorce, despite it being another brain damaged fantasy of a drug addled man who has sex with men.

"I have five kids with a woman but I have sex with men."

"And I got news for you. . ."