💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Obnoxious Asshole]

This wasn't on my bingo card. We're going to have to read the coca leaves to figure out how this came about

 

[Dick Pooman]

I have no idea why Kayla puts up with that crap.

Nick controls everything and she's a stay-at-home mom with a bleak future on her own.

 

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Cross posting from Ralph’s case thread. Ralph has written a hilarious letter to the judge.

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"Judge, you could give my boy the greatest gift of all. Christmas with his Daddy."

Sorry guys this is all I have for you. No court hearing happened at all. I did get some interactions though that I autisticly recorded so here's something

Are you sure these weren't steel toes?

 

[Chode]

He now has three more weeks to fuck it up. The obvious course of action is to keep trying to fuck with Aaron.

 

[KriegsZensur]

"Your honor, I can't fly to Minnesota and be charged because I have cats! Also, I shouldn't be charged because I have a son!"

Still a better lawyer than Nick Rekieta.

“Coawd have muhsey on meh!”

 

[All becomes gunt]

I was half expecting her to show up with fishnets and a g string.

 

[Heavy Rainfall2]

At least we know from the Kiwi notes Nick's marriage is stronger than ever.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Cross posting from Ralph’s case thread. Ralph has written a hilarious letter to the judge.

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"Ya hona, ya gotta drop the warrant cause it's really inconvenient for me"

What the fuck does Ralph think the judge is gonna say to this? His only excuse for not just flying to Minnesota to be arrested is cause he's busy in Mexico and doesn't have time to deal with the court. I'm sure the judge will love that.

 

[Vibralldo]

Jihad on you. Allah's vengeance upon you!

Nick Rocketeer better pay Matagiraffe his $300

 

[Had]

Cross posting from Ralph’s case thread. Ralph has written a hilarious letter to the judge.

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"I am not trying to dodge court proceedings or escape any kind of resolution there." -ralph

 

[Moss Monster]

I hope Mint Graph gets his money!

 

[Harm]

The more I think about it, the more Ethan Ralph's letter tickles me so much. He can leave his cats to fly to your state to sit in on his friend's court proceeding and commit crimes, and he can leave his cats to fly to California to spend time with his son, but he cannot leave his cats to fly to Minnesota again for his own court proceedings.

It's really fucking funny.

 

[Captain Manning]

He now has three more weeks to fuck it up. The obvious course of action is to keep trying to fuck with Aaron.

The obvious course of action is the state arrests his ass for unauthorized access of Aaron's accounts. He wants to waste everybody's time? Okay.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Cool that Nick's still flaunting gets moral support from April.
1. April complained that Kayla pretended to not know her in a shop. So Imholte-Anderson's presence is against Kayla's wishes. That woman has to so broken down.
2. Next year there's so much balldo kino guaranteed: divorce, new life with April, fighting with Aaron, drama with kid sharing, etc. I'm sure it's going to be drug and alcohol free.

 

[AnOminous]

This wasn't on my bingo card. We're going to have to read the coca leaves to figure out how this came about

Boring option: they actually have come to a deal but the actual details are still up in the air.

Cool option: they had a deal but it somehow blew up.

The more I think about it, the more Ethan Ralph's letter tickles me so much. He can leave his cats to fly to your state to sit in on his friend's court proceeding and commit crimes, and he can leave his cats to fly to California to spend time with his son, but he cannot leave his cats to fly to Minnesota again for his own court proceedings.

It's really fucking funny.

I hope this actually pisses off the judge personally enough he says "you know how we never extradite from a foreign country just for some bullshit misdemeanor? Let's ignore that and just do it."

Fuck yo cats bitch.

 

[KriegsZensur]

I hope Mint Graph gets his money!

Tbh, I hope Balldo refuses for a while and for Mt. Graph to go on a justified legal crusade to make ‘m bend over for the money. Would be funnier

 

[Malaika]

I see Nick is taking the "FIVE STAR DAYS BISH!" cope of just pretending everything is fine when you eat an L, glorious

 

[Nova902]

They want Nick to rat out his big fish dealers or do jail time. Nick needs a few weeks to binge watch 8 seasons of 60 days in so he doesn't get murked

 

[not william stenchever]

Cool option: they had a deal but it somehow blew up.

It would be fun if in the backroom meeting Nick blew up to the same degree as "YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY BULLSHIT LYING" and the judge calmly responded "Very well. See you in December, Mr. Rekieta."

 

[Fapcop]

@Fapcop she needs you.

I think my next play would be to dress up as a psychic. I’ll bet you Kayla is into woo!

I just need to make some flyers:

“Marital problems? Legal issues? Concerned about the future? MASTER FAPCOP SEES ALL! Call for a free consultation and advice from the other side!”

Can I trust some court kiwis to spread them out liberally at the next hearing and maybe put some on her windshield?