💼 Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

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How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 128 16.8%

  • 1 year

    Votes: 63 8.3%

  • 6 months

    Votes: 86 11.3%

  • 3 months

    Votes: 89 11.7%

  • 1 month

    Votes: 32 4.2%

  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 362 47.6%
  • Total voters
    760
Tism the Return II said:
Chibi doing DIY work with power tools is how we end with a dead lolcow. I'm not feeling this new arc cheebeebros...
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Or he'll get a sugoi kawaii anime eye patch
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Looney Troons said:
It’s amazing how much food quality improves by simply hiring with disciprine. I’ve done Christmas in Japan a few times and have always loved the tempura fried chicken. You still want to go to a Lawson’s or 7-11 (yes) for your fried chicken fix in Japan.
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The food made in convenience stores in Japan is actually edible. Over here? You're risking salmonella or something.

hfuenms83 said:
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Yes, I am convinced you will put in a lot of work and renovate/fix up your house in an effort to sell it; now that you proudly announced it on Facebook.

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アデムさん、頑張ってね！
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Oh yeah. That's totally going to happen. He's really going to wind up doing DIY stuff to make his place look better. And like all Chibi projects he'll wind up half-assing it at the end and giving up.
 
I mean, we had the real estate agent arc coming before; didn't Chibi talk about this a while back?
But yeah, this surely is the last time we hear about this. Right after posting he probably went straight back to his secret Twitter account to simp in camwhore comment threads.
 
Oliver Onions said:
My prediction is he goes to IKEA once, buys and constructs a single small bookcase then rides that dopamine high for a couple weeks before announcing what his next vocation is going to be.
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Don't forget him giving unsolicited advice on DiY projects to other people because he is totally an expert now
 
Oliver Onions said:
My prediction is he goes to IKEA once, buys and constructs a single small bookcase then rides that dopamine high for a couple weeks before announcing what his next vocation is going to be.
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"Hey guys, since I'm so good at constructing furniture, I've decided that my plans are to move to Japan and build shrines and houses. This is the brand-new-me arc and I can't wait to see what the future holds for me."
 
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What actually happened was his mum said “are you bringing a dish” and he said yeah and she said “are you making those greasy Japanese balls again?” And he said yeah so technically he’s not lying.

Then he proceeds to shout about how thankful he was for getting to go to Japan and not sexually assaulting anyone while smacking his lips together as he forced more and more of those lumps of fat down his gullet. Beth clasps her hands together in silent prayer while the brother starts fingering his latest autistic Nefertiti under the table. End scene.
 
I almost started to think the thread was going overboard with how much he likes takoyaki, and the first thing I see here today is him proudly displaying his Japanese street food on the table for Thanksgiving. We need new writers. The show is becoming too predictable.
 
pippy said:
I almost started to think the thread was going overboard with how much he likes takoyaki
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You would think so, but he's legitimately turning it into a facet of his personality. If you search his facebook page for Takoyaki in the last 6 months he's mentioned it 10 fucking times (either posting his 'cooking' or sharing another post about it).

So much so, he once bought a miniature Takoyaki shop to make. I can't recall him ever building miniatures, but jap balls were enough of an inspiration.

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I would put good money on his tinder profile including a line something to effect of "I will cook you Takoyaki" (the word is losing meaning to me at this point). This reminded me someone once found his tinder profile quote a while ago, because he's a retard and set his handle to aquana.....so guess what! He still uses the same handle!

If someone with a tinder account would like a peep to read, what I presume is, an autism filled bio...
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Adam (@aquana) | Tinder

Adam (@aquana) is on Tinder, the world's most popular dating app. Check out their profile and swipe right!
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I can see the photos, some are classics (his second one is the infamous Shibuya cosplay) but I'm not sure if the below two have been seen before. If they were, enjoy for prosperity.

Manchild autism fashion, a trademark cheebs look
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King of the sex pests
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Edit: 11 Takoyaki posts, I forgot about the recent one today because he doesnt mention it by name...which means there's probably a handful more the search isn't getting
 
Whaler said:
"Hey guys, since I'm so good at constructing furniture, I've decided that my plans are to move to Japan and build shrines and houses. This is the brand-new-me arc and I can't wait to see what the future holds for me."
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He can start small by flying to Glorious Nippon and offering his services to assemble Ikea furniture for all the true and honest Nihonjin there. And as a bonus will make them a batch of takoyaki.

Avenue said:
In case Chibi still lurks, it is possible.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6uDIj4Hzpv8
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Oh God you can just FEEL the autism oozing off the screen.
 
All this talk of takoyaki is distracting us from the real story here: Chibi went to a holiday at his family’s like a normal person with no issue. There was no tantrum about his mom making him go to church, no meltdown about getting money for magnet therapy, and no staying home crying because his brother’s latest case of jungle fever would be there. Talk about progress, you can’t STOP this man’s redemption arc! A healthy holiday meal with your family, what a big boy!
 
SmugDruggler said:
All this talk of takoyaki is distracting us from the real story here: Chibi went to a holiday at his family’s like a normal person with no issue. There was no tantrum about his mom making him go to church, no meltdown about getting money for magnet therapy, and no staying home crying because his brother’s latest case of jungle fever would be there. Talk about progress, you can’t STOP this man’s redemption arc! A healthy holiday meal with your family, what a big boy!
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My guy brought fried octopus and mayo to a Midwest thanksgiving dinner
 
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