Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Oliver Onions]

I think at cheeb speed he'll have one IKEA bookshelf added in after a few months and we'll hear about how he's "so excited to get this renovation set up" over the next year

And the shelf will be at an angle because he's never heard of a spirit level.

 

[Wonathan Joss]

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Yes, I am convinced you will put in a lot of work and renovate/fix up your house in an effort to sell it; now that you proudly announced it on Facebook.

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アデムさん、頑張ってね！

I guess his new passion will be DIY.
At least he's not over-reaching, like his ambition to be a famous cosplayer/singer/songwriter/voice actor/game developer/japanese man

 

[Oliver Onions]

At least he's not over-reaching, like his ambition to be a famous cosplayer/singer/songwriter/voice actor/game developer/japanese man

Don't count your chickens before they've been diagnosed with autism. He'll be angling for his own show on Discovery Channel after installing his first wall bracket. And to be frank, a reality show about a DIY enthusiast who can't do anything right would be supremely entertaining.

 

[Tism the Return II]

Chibi doing DIY work with power tools is how we end with a dead lolcow. I'm not feeling this new arc cheebeebros...

 

[AverageQuarianEnjoyer]

Chibi doing DIY work with power tools is how we end with a dead lolcow. I'm not feeling this new arc cheebeebros...

If he tries to do his own electric this thread is going to go inactive very quickly.

 

[Vibralldo]

Chibi doing DIY work with power tools is how we end with a dead lolcow. I'm not feeling this new arc cheebeebros...

Or he'll get a sugoi kawaii anime eye patch

 

[Falcon Sebben]

It’s amazing how much food quality improves by simply hiring with disciprine. I’ve done Christmas in Japan a few times and have always loved the tempura fried chicken. You still want to go to a Lawson’s or 7-11 (yes) for your fried chicken fix in Japan.

The food made in convenience stores in Japan is actually edible. Over here? You're risking salmonella or something.

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アデムさん、頑張ってね！

Oh yeah. That's totally going to happen. He's really going to wind up doing DIY stuff to make his place look better. And like all Chibi projects he'll wind up half-assing it at the end and giving up.

 

[hfuenms83]

I mean, we had the real estate agent arc coming before; didn't Chibi talk about this a while back?
But yeah, this surely is the last time we hear about this. Right after posting he probably went straight back to his secret Twitter account to simp in camwhore comment threads.

 

[Oliver Onions]

But yeah, this surely is the last time we hear about this.

My prediction is he goes to IKEA once, buys and constructs a single small bookcase then rides that dopamine high for a couple weeks before announcing what his next vocation is going to be.

 

[SemSem]

My prediction is he goes to IKEA once, buys and constructs a single small bookcase then rides that dopamine high for a couple weeks before announcing what his next vocation is going to be.

Don't forget him giving unsolicited advice on DiY projects to other people because he is totally an expert now

 

[Whaler]

My prediction is he goes to IKEA once, buys and constructs a single small bookcase then rides that dopamine high for a couple weeks before announcing what his next vocation is going to be.

"Hey guys, since I'm so good at constructing furniture, I've decided that my plans are to move to Japan and build shrines and houses. This is the brand-new-me arc and I can't wait to see what the future holds for me."

 

[Looney Troons]

Takoyaki for Thanksgiving dinner to own the Americhuds?

 

[Avenue]

Takoyaki for Thanksgiving dinner to own the Americhuds?

In case Chibi still lurks, it is possible.

 

[httn]

The Autistic Hivemind.

 

[Snakebottom]

What actually happened was his mum said “are you bringing a dish” and he said yeah and she said “are you making those greasy Japanese balls again?” And he said yeah so technically he’s not lying.

Then he proceeds to shout about how thankful he was for getting to go to Japan and not sexually assaulting anyone while smacking his lips together as he forced more and more of those lumps of fat down his gullet. Beth clasps her hands together in silent prayer while the brother starts fingering his latest autistic Nefertiti under the table. End scene.

 

[Looney Troons]

Sometimes I wish I would be proven wrong, man. Not only is this dude a weirdo, he’s a predictable weirdo.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

You couldn't take a nicer photo of your nip cake pops?

 

[scallion]

Why not just make a casserole like a normal person who can't cook?

 

[pippy]

I almost started to think the thread was going overboard with how much he likes takoyaki, and the first thing I see here today is him proudly displaying his Japanese street food on the table for Thanksgiving. We need new writers. The show is becoming too predictable.

 

[imstonedsoz]

I almost started to think the thread was going overboard with how much he likes takoyaki

You would think so, but he's legitimately turning it into a facet of his personality. If you search his facebook page for Takoyaki in the last 6 months he's mentioned it 10 fucking times (either posting his 'cooking' or sharing another post about it).

So much so, he once bought a miniature Takoyaki shop to make. I can't recall him ever building miniatures, but jap balls were enough of an inspiration.



I would put good money on his tinder profile including a line something to effect of "I will cook you Takoyaki" (the word is losing meaning to me at this point). This reminded me someone once found his tinder profile quote a while ago, because he's a retard and set his handle to aquana.....so guess what! He still uses the same handle!

If someone with a tinder account would like a peep to read, what I presume is, an autism filled bio...

Adam (@aquana) | Tinder

Adam (@aquana) is on Tinder, the world's most popular dating app. Check out their profile and swipe right!

tinder.com

I can see the photos, some are classics (his second one is the infamous Shibuya cosplay) but I'm not sure if the below two have been seen before. If they were, enjoy for prosperity.

Manchild autism fashion, a trademark cheebs look


King of the sex pests


Edit: 11 Takoyaki posts, I forgot about the recent one today because he doesnt mention it by name...which means there's probably a handful more the search isn't getting