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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 331 31.8%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 528 50.7%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 183 17.6%

  • Total voters
    1,042
Binx is full delusional cope mode right now.

"Kawam was a psychopath"
Binx is easily the most nontent person in the house by a fucking mile right now. She has no redeeming features and is not interesting at all.

I say that in spite of the fact that I fucking HATE fatty too. She is just fucking boring. If she wins I will get MATI hats.
 
famouse house part 2 was stupid as fuck, honestly even despite the good moments every idea has been pretty fucking bad, and now we have duds as contestants that could win, what an unsatisfying end
Before they executed Famous House 2.0 I had mentioned in this thread that I though just adding new contestants and playing it as it was presented to the Fish was a dead-end idea. I was expecting it to be more about fucking with the Fish by adding freeloaders pretending to be new, or adding actors to both fuck with the Fish and Audience. They went with the worst option ( sans adding Luke ) and then also fumbled that. New fish were not great casting, and I guess the Brandon shit just threw everything into a tailspin that they just couldn't recover from.
 
At this point you can only really give Jobe or Luke the money, maybe even split it. Outside of them I guess Kevin or Mizzy could get it, but at this point I'm ehhhhhhhhhhhhh.
If you give it to Burt, Peyton, or Binx it'll feel as tho it's a cheapout to them, when they have proven themselves to be degenerates who will do anything (or nontent in the case of Peyton) for the grand prize; while seemingly that they didn't deserve it to the audience.
 
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There have been THREE iterations of Burt: regular Burt, Dark Burt and now Based Burt. Just one of Burt's variant's has produced more content and laughs than the totality of Binx and Payton combined.
Based Burt is hilarious because he splits his time between exuding alpha chad bossman energy with a leather belt and also as "why the fuck am I here and what the fuck is going on" energy
 
Before they executed Famous House 2.0 I had mentioned in this thread that I though just adding new contestants and playing it as it was presented to the Fish was a dead-end idea. I was expecting it to be more about fucking with the Fish by adding freeloaders pretending to be new, or adding actors to both fuck with the Fish and Audience. They went with the worst option ( sans adding Luke ) and then also fumbled that. New fish were not great casting, and I guess the Brandon shit just threw everything into a tailspin that they just couldn't recover from.
If Kawam was being truthful at the end (and assuming he wasn't a deep cover plant, I see no reason why he wouldn't be) then these new fish were at least partially made up of the original Famous House cast. What deeper meaning that piece of information holds for this entire shitshow is up for discussion.
 
Binx is easily the most nontent person in the house by a fucking mile right now. She has no redeeming features and is not interesting at all.

I say that in spite of the fact that I fucking HATE fatty too. She is just fucking boring. If she wins I will get MATI hats.
I beg to differ. Binx is an insufferable cunt, but she did fuck with Kebab. Payton is the one who is true nontent.
Hassle should move his ass to the house on Friday at the latest.
 
Binx: So do you think we did good?
Sam Hyde: uhh.. it sort of turned into a clusterfuck

edit: also just before this Sam Hyde told Burt to get all his medication and go downstairs to make sure that he is stocked up and they don't need to order refills for him. I'm getting the spidey sense that they're about to kick Burt.
 
Binx is easily the most nontent person in the house by a fucking mile right now. She has no redeeming features and is not interesting at all.

I say that in spite of the fact that I fucking HATE fatty too. She is just fucking boring. If she wins I will get MATI hats.
this isnt fair payton has never thrown anything or participated in any action besides sitting on sidelines
 
Before they executed Famous House 2.0 I had mentioned in this thread that I though just adding new contestants and playing it as it was presented to the Fish was a dead-end idea. I was expecting it to be more about fucking with the Fish by adding freeloaders pretending to be new, or adding actors to both fuck with the Fish and Audience. They went with the worst option ( sans adding Luke ) and then also fumbled that. New fish were not great casting, and I guess the Brandon shit just threw everything into a tailspin that they just couldn't recover from.
the brandon shit was all pretty much resolved by today. hell house until all the new fish leave would have been great
 
Luke isn't sure whether he is going or staying.
Technically speaking he is a "newfish" and all "newfish" have now been eliminated (except him)
 
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