Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

What I wanna know is who this person is.

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Name on patreon is Dee apparently. They're the only one shmorky will consistently respond to. Ain't much of shit but I'm curious if they're one of his tumblr art jack off buds or not.

https://www.patreon.com/spaghetti/creators
 
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Well, if 2016 ended with Debbie Reynolds and Carrie Fisher dying, and 2017 begins with the death of a manipulative pedophile with an excrement fetish, maybe 2017 will be a better year after all.
In all seriousness though, I wonder how much of this is an actual suicide attempt and how much of it is a last-ditch effort to gain sympathy from people by inducing troll's remorse.
 
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Moritsune said:
Did he really attempt anything? From what i know, it's the quiet ones that actually follow through, not the louder ones. Though i don't know much about Shmorky. Sounds like he wrote all of this from the comfort of his home.
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>attempts suicide
>a couple of hours later, draws a bunch of cutesy shit for patreon

IDK sounds legit to me
 
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2Spoopy said:
One thing that's been nagging at me about his "hospital visit" since the first post, don't they usually heavily restrict internet access in psychiatric holds, voluntary or not?

Especially if the reason the person wants to an hero is the internet being meanie weenies, I'm pretty sure the staff would not let you touch a cell phone or computer. Even voluntary psych holds keep their patients extremely limited on personal items they can have. Why would a hospital who is trying to get you out and free up a bed for someone who needs it want to "trigger" another episode by the patient seeing exactly what got them in a psych hold?

If he is in the hospital, it's more likely from e.coli from eating too much shit, but, like it's been suggested, he's probably faking it and laying low, unless this hospital is ludicrously lax.

Please correct me if I'm wrong though. I'm just speaking out of what I've witnessed, and I know other hospitals could be different.


EDIT : I saw on the next page where he says in the extended Patreon post that he says they did take his phone away, but what gets me, is that he posted he was still in the hospital, and they let him have his phone back. That doesn't make sense to me.
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the hospital i was in took phones/etc away. no internet, just group and movies all the time. the hold was for 5 days on actual attempted suicide, but it was a long time ago and i could be remembering the times wrong. but for sure no internet esp in shmorkys case of it driving him to harm himself
 
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Tanner Glass said:
In the SA thread I think Sex Cop mentioned he posts here, but I doubt he'd want to link his two accounts because holy shit half the folks in the SA thread have tumblr-level delusions about us fine folks here at the Kiwi Farms.
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I guess I'll just have to Semper Fidelis his posts as they come, then, since they certainly will.

It is sad as fuck that SA is such a vile cult that you're literally not allowed to post there and somewhere else.

Shouldn't someone fix that? By "someone" I mean @Lowtax

Holy fuck dude de-cuck yourself you faggot.
 
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Soliloqueef said:
I was thinking about the Todd Goldman "art thievery incident".. Dave made the Peaches FA account March 2007. The Todd Goldman Plagiarism thing is documented on wikipedia as happening April 2007. I seem to remember reading somewhere that Goldman tried to dig up dirt on Dave and stumbled upon some diaperfur art, then tried to "soil" Dave's reputation.

I wonder if Dave abandoning his Peaches account and switching to Sandypants had anything to do with this.. Hence the dramatic, less likely to be traced art style change, etc. Dunno, just a thought.
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Todd did dig up some of the diaper art and was using that to somehow justify his blatant theft. The Wikipedia article sums it up pretty well, but it also omits a lot of the things Todd did to try and bully Shmorky and SA into backing off from the claims. There was quite a bit of salt spewing by Todd before he finally reached a deal with Shmorky, and in the meantime, he was shitposting shitpictures to try and discredit someone who exposed his fake painting. We thought that the pictures were part of Todd's strategy to avoid a lawsuit and less about exposing a potential pedophile.
 
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AnOminous said:
How many days did it take to get him to the hospital?
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I think he might have just gotten out recently only to be immediately transferred back. If this is his second hold then he's going to be in there for a lot longer than the first time. Also interesting, the cops told me I wasn't the first person to call them today lmao.
 
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Dynastia said:
I hope that fat faggot does kill himself and I hope people blame us and make us famous for it.
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You know the horror that people go through when they think they're dying, and they realize people will go through their computer and find their browser history?
My question is, does David have this horror? He's gone through some effort to conceal his fetishes, but maybe he was doing it partially so he could gain some kind of power in manipulating and lying to people.
 
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SaltAndGoldMine said:
You know the horror that people go through when they think they're dying, and they realize people will go through their computer and find their browser history?
My question is, does David have this horror? He's gone through some effort to conceal his fetishes, but maybe he was doing it partially so he could gain some kind of power in manipulating and lying to people.
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At the very least they'll find the notebook of kiddie klurf porn squirreled away in his room.
 
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