Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Third World Aristocrat]

Sure enough there are, and although important biomarkers like CK, CK-MB, and myoglobin typically return to normal levels within a few days after cardiac muscle damage, the most commonly tested biomarker can look back further back in time than the few days that a blood test for cocaine metabolites would have:

I find this whole situation very unlikely. But I must say, in this hypothetical scenario where Rekieta's daughter was exposed to a substantial amount of cocaine to the point that she had a myocardial infarction that kept her troponin levels elevated for weeks... And if even after that, Rekieta insisted she wasn't exposed because she didn't show any symptoms (as he stated on Twitter), there would be no punishment in the world enough for a "father" like that.

Due to the severity and improbability of the scenario, I choose not to believe in this hypothesis, despite the well-researched post you published.

I think BBN is just giving too much attention to rumors to provoke a reaction from Rekieta.

 

[Melty Butter]

DISCLAIMER: IANAMD and am just googling through what Aaron calls "Nick's WebMD thing", i.e. probably talking out of my ass. Is there anyone ITT with any modicum of expertise on cardiac biomarker testing or cocaine overdose effects that could weigh in on this sort of thing?

This was an interesting read (and good research), however, there is a simpler explanation (assuming BBN is correct):

Not all the results had come through by June 6, the hearing date.

This does not mean the kids weren't blood and urine tested. In fact, it would be predictable that they were.

TIMING: As we know, cocaine can be detected in blood for 12 hours and in urine for up to three days after exposure - longer for chronic users. While we don't know when the testing occurred, it was likely/possibly on May 24. That was the same day the CHIPS file was petitioned and the Friday before the Memorial Day weekend.

The June 6 hearing reads as somewhat disorganized on the part of CPS. They may have been waiting for several tests to come back and the hair follicle tests were the first they received. Anything revealed in subsequent hearings is under seal.

Perhaps I'm too hopeful that the State had some urgency in conducting the testing.

 

[RodgerDodger]

@MNPublicRecords might be still leaking just not documents directly.

Judge Pussy Liquor, is that you?

 

[Folgers Can]

But I must say, in this hypothetical scenario where Rekieta's daughter was exposed to a substantial amount of cocaine to the point that she had a myocardial infarction that kept her troponin levels elevated for weeks... And if even after that, Rekieta insisted she wasn't exposed because she didn't show any symptoms (as he stated on Twitter), there would be no punishment in the world enough for a "father" like that.

Just going off anecdotal evidence here, but it's not unheard of for people to suffer mild tissue damage and walk it off not realizing what it was, hence the usefulness of a test looking back three weeks. How sure can we be that, in Nick's completely off the rails cokefiend state at the time of the Cokestream, he would have even been cognitively capable of recognizing the symptoms?

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

If true I assume it’s more that Nick is scared of what this crazy dumped side piece would do if she were kicked out their house and dropped entirely. What she knows, the degree of balldo degeneracy, and her consent to the bodycam footage are all balls Nick is trying to keep up in the air successfully.

Absolutely. He's trying to thread the needle. But he also still wants her.

This was my first reaction as well that a no-contact order for a non-victim is out of the ordinary, but on second thought this makes more sense if the state is shoehorning it into drug cases' extremely common probation conditions prohibiting the convict's contact with known drug users or with known felons going forward. Typically it would prohibit contact with an entire class of people defined that way, but since the state would be in possession of April's allegedly clean test results and since it's as yet unknown whether April will be convicted of her felony charge at all or whether her sentence upon conviction would get knocked down to a misdemeanor after probation, those broad classes wouldn't necessarily encompass April at all times, so it wouldn't be outside the bounds of reason or legality for the state to get creative with a no-contact condition singling her out by name. The state is under no obligation to do even offer any plea deal at all and they are the master of their offer with no legal obstacle to getting creative with a condition narrowly tailored to the circumstances like this, so if Nick's professed love for April is more important than avoiding trial, he's free to take it or leav

Still don't see prosecutors getting that fussed about managing some defendant's conduct to this degree (nor do I think they should; let the dumbass be responsible for his own choices and where they lead). This "condition" would make about as much sense as telling the Rekietas they can't use the Balldo anymore or prohibiting Doritos and spaghettios in the house.

Unless April is actually his supplier, there is not even a connection btw her and the fact that he had a mountain of cocaine in his bddroom.

And if the concern is "ooh, yes, it's April who's the biggest danger to the children" (not), a better-tailored condition would be she can't come to the house, not that they can't be in contact (way overreaching, imo). She's not even convicted of anything (except a speeding ticket, thanks Nick).

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

PIGGY DENIED
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I guess Judge Cashman wasn’t a big fan of the Killstream

 

[LiquidKid]

Dunno if it counts but @AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed wrote a thread in PG, using a sock... on himself.

Shit was funny. If he's a schizocow, he's at least a likable one though.

He’s always struck me as someone trying really hard to force himself into being a meme. And then when he happened to get a starring role in the Coke stream, he tried to triple down on the 15 seconds of fame and that made him intolerably obnoxious. He’s not a cow, he’s not a schitzo, he’s just an attention whore

 

[Accidental Protege]

That judge is an American Hero. He could have just ignored Ralph today. Its the afternoon of the last working day before thanksgiving. But instead he drops the bomb on Ralph and lets him know - without comment - he can stay in Mexico and rot along with his cats until the end of time.

I start to think that he knows exactly who and what Ralph is. You are not in California anymore Ralph. Welcome to no mercy Trump country outstate Minnesota.

I have a feeling Mr. Morris filled in whoever it was that called from the courthouse looking for Ralph.

 

[Strix454]

I have a feeling Mr. Morris filled in whoever it was that called from the courthouse looking for Ralph.

I want to believe that the judge is a follower of Steel Toe.

 

[DemsBNutz]

I've made a video about Nick's and Aaron's gayish relationship.
Enjoy.

EDIT: AI art of Nick and Aaron as Warhammer 40k Spacemarines - Chaos X Pugilist (very gay and also the thumbnail)
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So Gordon baldo of the skinny order?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

This guy has a journalism degree?

Do you have any idea how many bottles of xanax ago that was?

 

[AnOminous]

This is written with the eloquence of a special ed 2nd grader's letter to Santa
This guy has a journalism degree?

No, he dropped out. He's claimed he has a degree but at other times he has admitted he doesn't really.

I can't actually find it in his thread so I might be misremembering.

 

[not william stenchever]

So Gordon baldo of the skinny order?

"CURSE YOU, AARON! I HEREBY VOW YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY! BEHOLD, A TRUE SKANK WARRIOR, AND I, CRACKETS! YOUR PASSING EMBARASSMENT MADE FLESH! SOLID OF MEMBER YOU MIGHT BE, FOUL RADIOMAN, BUT I WILL RIDDLE WITH HOLES YOUR PASTY HIDE! WITH A HAIL OF BALLDOS, WITH EVERY LAST GRAM OF MY COKE!"​

 

[AnOminous]

Still don't see prosecutors getting that fussed about managing some defendant's conduct to this degree (nor do I think they should; let the dumbass be responsible for his own choices and where they lead).

You're not supposed to expose yourself to druggies in this situation and because he's really rubbed it in their faces that she's his coke whore, they're probably personally pissed off enough to take an interest. He's acted arrogant and insulting beyond the usual even for a dumb criminal defendant.

Did it actually happen? I don't know, but if they're going to insist on a general prohibition against the kind of person April is, they might as well specify her in particular, too, otherwise he'll just pull his usual Stupid Balldo Tricks.

 

[Melty Butter]

FFS, Chrissie and Frank, just DM him.

Archive

 

[anionfarflung]

If you're reading Nick, you might like this song. I like it a lot, but I doubt your lived experience is as glamorous as what is depicted in the song.

Sorry I should always include the original when linking Bon Entendeur:

 

[AltisticRight]

Oh come the fuck on, you know and everyone else knows good and damned well that the supposed Bullshittery of Muh Red Flags only applies to men who aren't 11/10 Super-Chads. Every single one of you worthless trollops will be more than happy to forgive a Super-Chad for anything and everything all the way up to murdering your children which is normally something reserved only for the Moloch Cult Sisterhood of Godsdamned Fucking Women.

TFD, TFD Now.

Sir, this is the Nick Rekieta thread, not a groyper homosexual bug exchange meetup orgy.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

"CURSE YOU, AARON! I HEREBY VOW YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY! BEHOLD, A TRUE SKANK WARRIOR, AND I, CRACKETS! YOUR PASSING EMBARASSMENT MADE FLESH! SOLID OF MEMBER YOU MIGHT BE, FOUL RADIOMAN, BUT I WILL RIDDLE WITH HOLES YOUR PASTY HIDE! WITH A HAIL OF BALLDOS, WITH EVERY LAST GRAM OF MY COKE!"​

GRAAAAAH
AARON THE TOE
YOU SHALL HAUNT ME NO LONGER

 

[HackerX]

No, he dropped out. He's claimed he has a degree but at other times he has admitted he doesn't really.

I can't actually find it in his thread so I might be misremembering.

IIRC, he claims to have earned the necessary credits for the degree, but did not want to pay the graduation fees to actually receive the degree. So instead of having a 4 year degree in political science and unforgivable student loan debt, he took the much more sane route of having no degree and unforgivable student loan debt.

Ofc, I don't believe his claims that he earned all the credits. Graduation fees are only a few hundred bucks. Ralph is retarded, but not paying $200-$300 bucks for a piece of paper you already owe tens of thousands for, with no way out, is next level retarded.

 

[Vibralldo]

FFS, Chrissie and Frank, just DM him.
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