Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

[Doseferatu]

But exposing a pedophile and driving him to suicide is god's work and nothing to be ashamed of.

I fear my family may not understand that, as they're not involved in this site or in any kind of cows.
They'd take one look at the DeviantArt page and throw my body in a ditch.

 

[Null]

 

[OwO What's This?]

I fear my family may not understand that, as they're not involved in this site or in any kind of cows.
They'd take one look at the DeviantArt page and throw my body in a ditch.

as would any sane human being

 

[[Insert Meme Here]]

Why is there a smoking klurf Spongebob?

 

[cukurcuka]

Dunno if this spicy meme has been posted yet but

 

[Doseferatu]

Spoiler: Mister Metokur's Funeral Bouquet for Shmorky

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

So can we over Shmork's corpse yet?

 

[bbpoison]

delete

 

[Fannyscum]

Jesus Christ, where is this going to go next? I'm calling it now, the cops will find toddler bones under his floorboards.

 

[Doseferatu]

Does he still work at Wendys or did he get fired when management found out his shit-stained diaper and piss-smelling yarn wig didn't comply with Wendy's dress policy?

Don't worry, even if he was fired he can seek work at another fast food favorite.

And then there's more grudging admiration for Kiwi Farms' work.

And then there are people sharing stories about Shmorky: http://archive.is/yLUG9

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

So, is Dave botching his suicide a good thing or a bad one? I can't tell.

 

[Little Billy Bigpants]

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/lmndrp/


Hmmmmmm.....

 

[wagglyplacebo]

So, is Dave botching his suicide a good thing or a bad one? I can't tell.

On one hand I usually prefer Lolcows to stay alive in the hopes of future content, on the other I don't think many people including myself would consider it a bad thing if he ended his life.

 

[Soliloqueef]

I looked at my phone while I was in line at the store (bad weather coming) and I had two missed texts from Dave at 11:21 am

The first one says "I am leaving for a long time"

The second one says "Maybe forever"

It looks like I missed some things while I was out getting emergency supplies together..

 

[CatParty]

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/lmndrp/


Hmmmmmm.....

maybe for those of us who aren't furries, you can tell us what you see.




meanwhile

 

[Keystone]

I looked at my phone while I was in line at the store (bad weather coming) and I had two missed texts from Dave at 11:21 am

The first one says "I am leaving for a long time"

The second one says "Maybe forever"

It looks like I missed some things while I was out getting emergency supplies together..

Yeah he's trying to gin up sympathy points through a (likely) half hearted suicide attempt.

I'm reminded of dear ol' Terryberry and her an hero threats. Difference is that it was sad when she actually did it. She deserved better.

Dave here isn't getting any of that sympathy, nor should he quite frankly; regardless of whether or not he actually goes through with it.

 

[PoisonedBun]

I looked at my phone while I was in line at the store (bad weather coming) and I had two missed texts from Dave at 11:21 am

The first one says "I am leaving for a long time"

The second one says "Maybe forever"

It looks like I missed some things while I was out getting emergency supplies together..

Text him this:

 

[Woop There It Is]

Friend made this earlier today, I felt like sharing it because it's pretty aight.

Spoiler: Driving Miss Daisy

 

[TL 611]

I looked at my phone while I was in line at the store (bad weather coming) and I had two missed texts from Dave at 11:21 am

The first one says "I am leaving for a long time"

The second one says "Maybe forever"

It looks like I missed some things while I was out getting emergency supplies together..

Don't let him make you feel guilty. Bitch is taking the easy way out, now that everyone knows how much of a disgusting person he is.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

On one hand I usually prefer Lolcows to stay alive in the hopes of future content, on the other I don't think many people including myself would consider it a bad thing if he ended his life.

Really I'm split on this.

On one hand, I'd love to see him spiral more and more down the rabbit hole. On the other, I kind of wish he didn't botch his suicide.