🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Sapphixys Shitty Panties]

They fucked up the whole famous house 2.0 thing then randomly dropped luke as a fish, the only decent person in there. The only other person who isn't nontent is Burt, and hes just funny because of how insanely degenerate he is. The last interesting part of the show was the fact Luke could rob those pedos simply by not being a filthy person.


Don't worry ill be back just for you if they unfuck this

Luke's a production plant, you fucking mongoloid.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Oh for fuck's sake Fatty is still there
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It's great Fatty is turning his life around and started losing weight. But with only Luke, Payton, Binx and Burt left, Fatty is going to stick to them like a limpet. I don't need to hear positive affirmations and life advice from a man who lives in a shed and who cried yesterday because it was his first time being under 300 lbs since he was 14. I don't want to see another Fatty court, or another "Chris points" competition, or watch him spar with Sam for hours. Whatever production have planned for the rest of the season (if they actually have got anything planned) they need to put Fatty away.

Yeah I really don't feel like he added much. I think his most prominent role was Judge, but his rulings were pretty boring iirc.

The court bit in general was mostly meh, though I did think Alex defending why he needed to inject babies with T was pretty funny. Also dropping Rekeita lore during court.

 

[Mr Sister]

There's always strong visual symbolism in Fishtank somehow, and it was pointed out earlier that the taped up fish could symbolize the show being held together by tape in the late season. The fish being held together by tape falling apart could be seen as a very sinister metaphor for how even duct tape can't salvage it this time, especially with it happening as many people in the audience are considering being done with the show.

I honestly think the visuals in fishtank as well as the symbolism has been a very strong part of the show. It didn't appear so much in season 1, although there are still iconic screenshots and frames. But season 2 with the set design and costumes and all the great screencaps and TJs speech about the ugly naked women picture. And then when they just destroyed the whole house and moved production upstairs while it was running, or the cult attic that TJ paints over. 2.5 was amazing visually as well. This seasons best shots usually come from the private or director cams zooming in, though there are more things like the comparison between the cell and the fh2.0 people seeing it for the first time, and the fishtank logo changing.

Being visually interesting is very important, and the screenshots of moments really keep this show alive. Symbolism is a very underrated part in fishtank, I think TJ won because of all the symbolism of his hair and literally painting himself into a corner and his speech about the painting in the house.

 

[KingFrampt]

Alex defending why he needed to inject babies with T was pretty funny.

This cast is probably fine with injecting babies with hormones tbh

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

This cast is probably fine with injecting babies with hormones tbh

He did use that in his defense lol. Well, the State of California, but close enough.

 

[Kitty Cat Man]

this season was genuinely awful. every contestant is fucked and retarded.

 

[Mr Sister]

People seriously need to consult the chart.

This is by far the best season (excluding 2.5 bloodgames which I could barely see anything as a late night viewer). Do we really need to talk about the last 2 weeks of seasons 1 and 2 again? Sure the wiggers have not learned how to do a proper finale yet (well we don't know we still have time (cope)) but it has always been retarded at the end. Why the fuck do you care so much who gets 50k (before taxes)?? Enjoy the show. I enjoyed the Famous House 2.0 reboot quite a bit, although it could have been handled a lot better and I feel was cut short abruptly.

But the weeks leading up to this were far better than season 1 and season 2. They simply blundered by getting rid of wrong people at wrong times. Oh and bringing on Brandon failing to get the house to turn against him after they realized late.
I know Sam hates Burt, and everyone is doomposting about how one of the 2 boring lesbians that are being coddled and going to win, but whatever. Why the fuck do you care so much who gets 50k (before taxes)?? Enjoy the show. Burt is still here, Luke is still here, we have content coming.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Why the fuck do you care so much who gets 50k (before taxes)??

Eh, I mean that's pretty basic level stuff when it comes to watching something where there's a grand winner at the end. People are gonna care.

If you don't, cool.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Jobe, Ian, Jeff and his bum droogs. Wouldn’t mind it.

Alex B, Goblina, Alex Stein, Turbo, and Lilly, 2 weeks, 1500 calorie a day diet, unlimited sugar-free drinks, alcohol must be sugar free but doesn't count towards daily calories, so beer, wine, or shots, but no White Claw or sugary mixers. No stealing. $10,000 prize to the first person who gets Goblina to divorce Alex B, using any means necessary.

 

[Mr Sister]

Eh, I mean that's pretty basic level stuff when it comes to watching something where there's a grand winner at the end. People are gonna care.

If you don't, cool.

I really think fishtank is unique in that the prize doesn't matter, the points do not matter. The 2nd place in season 1 got a big payout because they liked them. It is constantly teased that the payout is actually only 5k, or that the contract says they don't have to pay anything. People are rioting that the 50k should be paid to LUKE who is a plant!!!

This shit is 50k before taxes, not a million dollars, who the fuck cares lol

 

[KingFrampt]

New hassle tattoo is a coverup

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

I really think fishtank is unique in that the prize doesn't matter, the points do not matter. The 2nd place in season 1 got a big payout because they liked them. It is constantly teased that the payout is actually only 5k, or that the contract says they don't have to pay anything. People are rioting that the 50k should be paid to LUKE who is a plant!!!

Alright? Yeah. People would rather see people they like win stuff over people they don't like and will care about it to different degrees.

Crazy idea.

 

[foam rolla]

Why the fuck do you care so much who gets 50k (before taxes)?? Enjoy the show. Burt is still here, Luke is still here, we have content coming.

Because it's at least in part a game show and if people invested their time watching a game, they become invested in who's going to win it.

 

[Rembrandt]

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New hassle tattoo is a coverup

Did he give himself a tattoo of Burt's diseased looking chest hair?

 

[BingBongDingDong]

People seriously need to consult the chart.

This is by far the best season (excluding 2.5 bloodgames which I could barely see anything as a late night viewer). Do we really need to talk about the last 2 weeks of seasons 1 and 2 again? Sure the wiggers have not learned how to do a proper finale yet (well we don't know we still have time (cope)) but it has always been retarded at the end. Why the fuck do you care so much who gets 50k (before taxes)?? Enjoy the show. I enjoyed the Famous House 2.0 reboot quite a bit, although it could have been handled a lot better and I feel was cut short abruptly.

But the weeks leading up to this were far better than season 1 and season 2. They simply blundered by getting rid of wrong people at wrong times. Oh and bringing on Brandon failing to get the house to turn against him after they realized late.
I know Sam hates Burt, and everyone is doomposting about how one of the 2 boring lesbians that are being coddled and going to win, but whatever. Why the fuck do you care so much who gets 50k (before taxes)?? Enjoy the show. Burt is still here, Luke is still here, we have content coming.

IS SO OVER BROS
I'm excited to watch production try and salvage these last 19 days, of this wasn't the plan from the start. People keep saying that production has been winging it but there was very clearly a broad plan they had for the show, and I kinda feel like Blake's was practice for adapting to having cat that aren't in on those plans. I'm white pilled as hell that there's going to be something worth watching on these last ten days.

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

alcohol must be sugar free but doesn't count towards daily calories, so beer, wine, or shots, but no White Claw or sugary mixers

Wine and shots are gonna have a fuck ton more calories than Whiteclaw

A 12oz can of whiteclaw is about the same amount of calories as a single shot of vodka (100 vs 97), and less calories than a glass of wine (100 vs 127)

 

[EenGevolg]

I'm not sure why people keep saying Burt is too degenerate to deserve to win, despite providing infinitely more entertainment and being way more earnest than Binx and Payton combined. Is everyone watching S3 a newfag? Are we forgetting the LubeCooch debacle, and how the whole Taylor thing ended with him cheating anyway? How S2's final was between him and a Japanese porn actor? Previous winners weren't angels either, the massive majority of Fishtank contestants were degenerates, that's just how the show is. Even Josie drew guro, if I remember correctly.

 

[#lurker]

The problem with constant ass-pulls, rule changes, retcons, and gimmicks, is that there's nothing for a viewer to attach themselves to. Why do I care who wins when you constantly disregard everything that came before? "But it's funny" until it's not, and now you have absolutely nothing of substance for anyone to latch onto. Imagine watching a movie where they change the in-universe rules every 15 minutes.

It's clear that Famous House 2.0 was a last minute idea. They had fish painting murals on the walls days before they decided to do a big clean up for the new guests, which then required them to remove the murals. What was the point? lol, who cares, nothing matters!

And just like FH2.0 had no thought put into it, they had no idea where it was meant to go. The rules and goals didn't make any sense. Were they meant to work together to eliminate the new cast? Were the original cast to remove each other and the last of the OG wins? What is the win condition? Could Luke win the money? What was his goal? Could the new cast win the 50k? How long is this going on for? Who knows, because none of it was ever thought about, which is evident by their now rugpull and being unable to give straight answers. If the wiggers themselves don't care, why should I?

It's all just so fucking stupid. Never do galaxy gas, people.

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

I'm not sure why people keep saying Burt is too degenerate to deserve to win, despite providing infinitely more entertainment and being way more earnest than Binx and Payton combined. Is everyone watching S3 a newfag? Are we forgetting the LubeCooch debacle, and how the whole Taylor thing ended with him cheating anyway? How S2's final was between him and a Japanese porn actor? Previous winners weren't angels either, the massive majority of Fishtank contestants were degenerates, that's just how the show is. Even Josie drew guro, if I remember correctly.

Moralfagging about fishtank is stupid. I don't (or didn't) want Burt to win because every time he's asked, he says he's going to forego keeping any money for himself, and split the prize with the other 10 OG fish.

 

[neger psykolog]

I really think fishtank is unique in that the prize doesn't matter, the points do not matter. The 2nd place in season 1 got a big payout because they liked them. It is constantly teased that the payout is actually only 5k, or that the contract says they don't have to pay anything. People are rioting that the 50k should be paid to LUKE who is a plant!!!

This shit is 50k before taxes, not a million dollars, who the fuck cares lol

The prize isn't that much money, but the wiggers do bill (or have done so in the past) Fishtank as being a way for desperate zoomers to become internet famous and never have to work again. The kind of people who would endure 6 weeks of shit for $50k are not the same as those would endure it for a million dollars.

In any case you're thinking in the now. People are a bit exhausted/tired from 4 or 5 weeks that Fishtank has been running as pretty much a 24/7 adrenaline rush. It's tiring to follow the series.

The winner matters on a much larger scale. When the edited episodes are released, people will remember who the winner is primarily and it will be one of the things that people look at or how they learn about the series. A satisfying winner and satisfying conclusion is a lot better at selling the series than a haphazardly decided one.

I really did not, do not and will ever care for Josie. She is totally unremarkable besides being "le funny autistic quirky but actually just some zoomer chick who is putting on an act" - but I do remember that she and Letter split the prize.

Who will the winner of Season 3 be? Some unremarkable woman with blue hair? Some other normie totally unremarkable woman who is a lesbian or some shit?

or will it be a 160+ IQ Daddy Dom schizonigger who is known for having jacked off publicly throughout most of the series (I mean he will probably be well remembered for that alone, but it really does matter who the winner is if people tune into the series later on)

And just remember that when it comes to livestreamer fags, people have normal jobs and can't watch Kai Cenat or Pewdiepie or whatever faggot. Their edited videos always get way, way more views.

Keep in mind the current "peak" viewercount of fishtank season 3 has been between 10-15k viewers.




The view counts aren't in the tens of millions for sure, but for normal people who don't have the time to watch a fucking 24/7 livestreamed show and sit refreshing tweeter, 4chud and kiwifarms - they will look at edited shit like this. And if the wiggers do a really good job of it, there is some potential they can license it to Netflix or other places and get partnership agreements from it or they could even get videos with millions of views.

If they do a really good job of editing and make it appealing for "mass appeal"/normies then it means future seasons, fundraising and other things will get more attention overall.

So in the moment, right now, the winner and the $50k may seem like a totally not important factor, but 2 or 3 years from now when people look back on the series it really will matter.