Niggers Eating Cornstarch - And any other weird nigger food related shit

[batteredpancakes]

and what the fuck is a black people sushi recipe?! Its sushi. What could they possibly be doing differently? Using deli meat? replacing the fish with a really big cheeto? Cause i'm getting this horrifying mental image of soggy uncle bens minute rice glued together with corn syrup and a big cheeto on top with some hot sauce and a cheeto on top, kept attached to the rice with an elastic band instead of a piece of seaweed - which they of course eat around

 

[Red Bird]

Cause i'm getting this horrifying mental image of soggy uncle bens minute rice glued together with corn syrup and a big cheeto on top with some hot sauce and a cheeto on top, kept attached to the rice with an elastic band instead of a piece of seaweed - which they of course eat around

Package this and sell them in gas stations. I think they'd do pretty well. The only thing I'd tweak is to season the rice with some Slap Ya Mama and pickle juice.

 

[FedPostalService]

Has there ever been a more self obsessed race in history then black Americans?

The Germans went a bit OTT in the 1930s.

 

[Autistic Sandwich]

What accomplishment?

Meth.

So that means we owe Breaking Bad to the Japs.

 

[CIS White Droid]

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Considering what Japs put on/in sushi this really isn't that outlandish.

 

[Midwit]

Hmm early 20th century japs are a good contender.

You mean the nation that went from a Feudal backwater to a power that could stand toe to toe with a European empire and win? No idea what they'd have to be proud of.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

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Nuh-uh, it does not compare to

Spoiler: polish sushi

 

[TURBONIGGERKIKE]

My family always made mac and cheese """the black way""""

SILENCE NOODLENIGGER

 

[Oddjob OTP]

You mean the nation that went from a Feudal backwater to a power that could stand toe to toe with a European empire and win? No idea what they'd have to be proud of.

Getting a big head over beating Russia at the extreme eastern end of their power in 1905 is real lolcow nation energy yeah.

 

[74164978231]

You mean the nation that went from a Feudal backwater to a power that could stand toe to toe with a European empire and win? No idea what they'd have to be proud of.

Its the fact they had to carbon copy western civilization and the only people they could actually beat where severe inbred retards living 500 years in the past yet thinking they where the pinnacle of human civilization and everyone else where inferior dirty subhumans.

 

[Montalbane]

Its the fact they had to carbon copy western civilization and the only people they could actually beat where severe inbred retards living 500 years in the past yet thinking they where the pinnacle of human civilization and everyone else where inferior dirty subhumans.

Were*
You subhuman gaijin.

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

Ginger ale class action lawsuit ongoing, only black people affected

I actually might sign up. They gave me that during chemo to help with the nausea. I remember very clearly the packaging saying it had natural ginger in it, so I felt it would be more efficacious because of that. The only result was that I now get nauseous and nearly gag just looking at a can of ginger ale, which I used to love.

Also as someone who has lived in Japan, @74164978231 is spot on. Japs cannot create. At best they can streamline already made things. And their whole philosophy during the Meiji Restoration was utterly retarded: Western civilization is evil... BUT ALSO let's literally copy everything they're doing by sending Japs to Western countries to learn their techniques.... BUT ALSO Western civilization is inferior to Japan.

 

[Oddjob OTP]

I actually might sign up. They gave me that during chemo to help with the nausea. I remember very clearly the packaging saying it had natural ginger in it, so I felt it would be more efficacious because of that. The only result was that I now get nauseous and nearly gag just looking at a can of ginger ale, which I used to love.

I imagine it will turn out like the Redbull Gives You Wings settlement where the payout was a choice between a coupon for a 4 pack and 10 dollars if you could produce proof of purchase and wanted to wait several months. Coincidentally the payout was the first and only time I ever drank Redbull.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Its the fact they had to carbon copy western civilization and the only people they could actually beat where severe inbred retards living 500 years in the past yet thinking they where the pinnacle of human civilization and everyone else where inferior dirty subhumans.

Japan is proof positive of the inferiority of the african race. The Japanese managed to go from a feudal society to a modern one in less than a century. Meanwhile, Africa has had hundreds of years to pull themselves up with billions in international aid, and they are still living in shacks and eating foo foo like animals.

Japan is also a perfect example of how safe and secure a racially homogeneous society can be. Everyday crimes (carjacking and murder) in Atlanta and Chicago committed by our urban youths and prospective doctors are unheard of in Japan.

 

[Autistic Sandwich]

and what the fuck is a black people sushi recipe?! Its sushi. What could they possibly be doing differently? Using deli meat? replacing the fish with a really big cheeto? Cause i'm getting this horrifying mental image of soggy uncle bens minute rice glued together with corn syrup and a big cheeto on top with some hot sauce and a cheeto on top, kept attached to the rice with an elastic band instead of a piece of seaweed - which they of course eat around

Japanese Cook bows like a robot, offering a carefully hand-crafted roll of steamed rice with fresh but raw salmon.

Melanated Client looks at dish with a smug mixture of fear, distrust and revulsion. Beady eyes shake under artificial eyelashes.

Japanese Cook: Dōzo oniggerushimasu.

[Please enjoy your meal appreciated customer of color]

Melanated Client: Ayo man what dis shiet? You mofos don smoke da weed?? Where da seezun at? You ain't cooking dem zooshee fish? I's not eatin' no stinkin' fish.

Proceeds to drown the sushi roll in a gallon of soy sauce, spoonfuls of wasabi, and spiced salts produced from purse. Client eats anyway, noisily, smacking lips while uttering unwarranted moans. Then starts hopping up and down in place, in obese performance of improvised tribal dance.

Melanated Client: Aw Lawd we black peepo save you's food aga'n!

Japanese Cook bows once again with a practiced display of mechanical gratitude.
Unable to live in dishonor, he is found dead next day, ending an ancient bloodline of sushi chefs dating back to 1969.

終わり

 

[chimpSculpture]

Average melininated business:

Spoiler: Archive

 

[pot of sneed]

Average melininated business:

Nigger sounds like her lungs are full of asbestos.

 

[Ed Special]

Nigger sounds like her lungs are full of asbestos.

Chainsmoking cheap tobacco and weed will do that to a person. She's definitely got one of those voices you can smell through the screen.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

My absolute favorite non-accomplishment that was spread far and wide in the 90's (see the attached 1 minute Nickelodeon PSA they'd play in February) is George Washington Carver "inventing" peanut butter when:
1.) There was a patent for peanut butter before he "invented" it
2.) PEANUT BUTTER IS A RECIPE, NOT AN INVENTION

At first I thought they just harped on this one to appeal to kids, but after looking into this shit more, it's really because they had to scrape the bottom of the barrel to find any semblance of black ingenuity.
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IT IS MASHED FUCKING NUTS.
Not even a recipe because it is just MASHING NUTS.
You naturally make it if you eat a lot of roasted peanuts at once.
Nigger smashed nuts in a bowl and they claim it as an invention.

What's next celebrating the guy who invented minced onions?

BUT WITH PEANUT OIL.

Sounds like he owned stock or something with peanuts and wanted to make money off it so was coming up with every bullshit idea he could think to move the product.

nobody had any idea what to do with all those peanuts.

Could they not grow other lentils?
Three field corp rotation was known since like BC in china and 500 AD in Europe.
So this nigger did not invent crop rotation not even Lentil Crop rotation. I would genuinely be curious to know if he had vested interests in peanuts.
Maybe Peanut Oil? Did he invent that or did someone else figure out the uses for it and he just came along to scoop it up?

Unable to live in dishonor, he is found dead next day, ending an ancient bloodline of sushi chefs dating back to 1969.

You left out the part where they find a hair / fly they brought along and put in their food and demand the meal be comped and then don't tip.

 

[Oddjob OTP]

Could they not grow other lentils?
Three field corp rotation was known since like BC in china and 500 AD in Europe.
So this nigger did not invent crop rotation not even Lentil Crop rotation. I would genuinely be curious to know if he had vested interests in peanuts.
Maybe Peanut Oil? Did he invent that or did someone else figure out the uses for it and he just came along to scoop it up?

The problem was that niggers uninvented crop rotation because they had a decent cash crop (cotton) and the sorts of food crops you'd want to rotate it with would have just rotted in the field due to low value and the scale of production. There was also a lot of predatory loans directed at farmers in the reconstruction south that had to be paid so if you did a crop rotation anyway you'd be unable to pay off your loans. So the problem Black Agriculture Man was trying to solve was finding a crop to rotate with that wasn't complete financial suicide (which is why he was trying to find alternate markets for it by making new recipies/formulations) and then doing a song and dance tour to convince farmers that the gains in cotton production from the rotation would offset the opportunity cost of growing peanuts for a season. At the time he was more famous from the song and dance tour but current history remembers him as token Black Inventor Man.

Apparently, he didn't even patent most of his formula so if he was in it for the money he'd have to have been pretty incompetent.