Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[ChromaQuack]

I wonder what the Thanksgiving spread will be like at the Rekieta household. The finest pre-boiled eggs money can buy, all the dortios you can eat with a huge portion of ramen. Yummy yummy!

The Thanksgiving diner menu for the Ricotta family:

Appetizer:
-Beluga caviar on a single dorito canapé.
Soup:
A5 Wagyu broth, alba truffles with floating shark fins, delicately boiled for 72 hours.
Salad:
-Iceberg lettuce and coca leaf salad, sprinkled with genuine Aceto Balsamico tradizionale.
Pasta:
-Expertly creamed Spaghetti-o's with white truffles and saffron sauce.
Entreé:
-Bag of doritos, boiled A5 Wagyu beef.
Main Course:
-Woodland Bronze turkey, smoked with grenadil (african blackwood) faggots, slathered in previously dished Pamplie black truffle butter.
Dessert:
-Cupboard bleach.

This menu has been designed by head chef @AltisticRight and will be prepared by culinary artist Nicholas R. Ricotta.

 

[Owlbear]

I wonder what the Thanksgiving spread will be like at the Rekieta household. The finest pre-boiled eggs money can buy, all the dortios you can eat with a huge portion of ramen. Yummy yummy!

The kids probably get pawned off to the Slettas while April gets stuffed and Kayla eats a pile of pills.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

The kids probably get pawned off to the Slettas while April gets stuffed and Kayla eats a pile of pills.

Nah, Nick and Kayla will have to be on their best behavior and play the most thankful and happy family today for Grandma & Grandpa Trustfund. Nick putting the case to rest and putting on a good dad behavior show is the only way he gets his parents to fuck off to Florida after the holiday season or by NYE.

April will be the one spending Thanksgiving alone in the rent free ho house. She could go to her parents, but probably doesn’t want to hear their thoughts on her current situation. Maybe April will use her rifle scopes to spy on Nick and judge if he’s being affectionate towards Kayla at the family gathering.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Thanksgiving at the Rekieta household:

The oldest has to heat up spaghettios for the family because the snack boy is gone. Kayla is half awake and drooling while her iPad is asking if she’s still watching, Nick is maniac, eats a single dorito and takes off for the second house for a lovers tryst Balldo in hand, he’ll return late at night with several dead raccoons

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

I can't believe that a cop touching her hair with a cocaine contaminated glove could result in its formation. Was her hair soaked in lye at the time?

With the same preamble as you that I don't believe it's what happened, there was actually a study posted in the MNPublicRecords CHIPS file thread which found test-significant amounts of benzoy did form in samples from subjects who had street cocaine rubbed into their hair under otherwise normal conditions.

https://academic.oup.com/jat/article/43/7/543/5423761
Note that the BE/COC ratio actually climbs (!!!) from below the 0.1 ratio cutoff (negative) at week one to above the 0.1 ratio cutoff (positive) three weeks after cocaine powder was applied to participants hair. Wild.

It does form, probably not in sufficient quantities in the sample->test timeframe in this instance, also we have no indication but Rekieta's word that this was the standard they used and he has displayed repeated illiteracy on this subject, ALSO he weaseled it up by not specifying what metabolites were "missing" from the test or why it would matter. It doesn't matter for example if they only test 2 of the possible dozen, if those 2 are sufficiently specific to rule out false positives.

Edit: Also correct me if I'm wrong @AltisticRight but you don't have any particular knowledge of the MMS test methodology beyond what they post on their website right? Do you have confirmation they use benzoylecgonine as the specificity marker?

 

[Melty Butter]

Some random updates:

1. BBN is straight up denying being Kinochet:

Is Kinochet American? There are some distinct non-American (British?) hints on the account such as "apologise," "dastardly," and an incisive ability to insult. (Fwiw, I don't care who it is. I find the account to be very entertaining.)

2. Scarebro is verifying BBN's rumor about the no-contact with April issue:

Archive for all screenshots.

3. I think we can safely dismiss the idea that April is leaving due to HOA questions. She's watching Ana Kasparian. Ana recently discussed HOAs and a Trumper named Jeff who Ana likes (1:20:00). This is making the rounds in conservative media. There are reasons April would be tracking Ana. (Also, Aaron covered the clip of Ana.)

Edit: Tiny clean ups

 

[buttmunch]

Some random updates:

1. BBN is straight up denying being Kinochet:
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Is Kinochet American? There are some distinct non-American (British?) hints on the account such as "apologise," "dastardly," and an incisive ability to insult. (Fwiw, I don't care who it is. I find the account to be very entertaining.)

2. Scarebro is verifying BBN's rumor about the no-contact with April issue:
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Archive for all screenshots.

3. I think we can safely dismiss the idea that April is leaving due to HOA questions. She's watching Ana Kasparian. Ana recently discussed HOAs and a Trumper named Jeff who Ana likes (1:20:00). This is making the rounds in conservative media. There are reasons April would be tracking Ana. (Also, Aaron covered the clip of Ana.)

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isnt kinoshit brown? he acts like all the brown little sektur faggots pretending to be good honest huuuhwhite men, BBN tends to post in british times as well, so i imagine its a bong

why would anyone else know other than the judge, risotto and the lolyers since it was held in the judges quarters? if they were in fact told, i wouldn't be surprised that its not some faggot trick by risotto to weed out the moles in his shrinking circle of balldoh washers, the "deal" doesn't even make sense, my guess was that he wanted to a: to get the child neglect charge dropped and b: try to take all of the blame and get his harem excused so he can pretend hes not a giant piece of shit and he was doing it for muh kids

 

[Disaffected Coyote]

Happy Thanksgiving everyone, hope you enjoy time with your family. Hopefully you don't have a Thanksgiving like the Rekietas,


Live look at the Rekieta home:

This is the best the AI did trying to capture a Rekieta family Thanksgiving feast.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

The kids probably get pawned off to the Slettas while April gets stuffed and Kayla eats a pile of pills.

Oh, so a Thursday.

 

[Vibralldo]

If he doesn't post his Thanksgiving dinner, know he didn't have one and doesn't love his kids.

He didn't make Thanksgiving for his kids because he loves them and wants to keep them from becoming what he hates most of all:

Fat people

 

[Strix454]

We know there are a few.
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I want to believe that Nick tried to stop drinking, poured all his sweet whisky out...and then the next day ripped the doors off the underside of the sink trying to get at that sweet whisky stored in the sink trap.

 

[Captain Manning]

1. BBN is straight up denying being Kinochet:

I'd be tickled pink if it turns out I'm right that it's not Kinoshit. Getting the feeling that some people think I'm nuts for NOT automatically believing it's him.

Conversely, I guess I'd have to eat a little shit if it turns out I'm wrong and I've been giving compliments to Kinoshit this whole time.

Maybe we'll find out some day. Maybe we won't.

I think we can safely dismiss the idea that April is leaving due to HOA questions.

Again, I don't think either of Nick's homes are under an HOA. One of the things an HOA does (other than being a gigantic pain in the ass) is maintain the common areas of a neighborhood. What the fuck would be a "common area" in rural bumfuck Minnesota?

 

[Strix454]

I wonder what the Thanksgiving spread will be like at the Rekieta household. The finest pre-boiled eggs money can buy, all the dortios you can eat with a huge portion of ramen. Yummy yummy!

He will also be water boiling Wagyu Steaks in plastic bags and serving them on top of a bed of egg noodles.

 

[Oxyjen]

This is now canon.

 

[ComeoutandJULAY]

Happy Thanksgiving everyone, hope you enjoy time with your family. Hopefully you don't have a Thanksgiving like the Rekietas,


Live look at the Rekieta home:
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This is the best the AI did trying to capture a Rekieta family Thanksgiving feast.

If there's anything we should be thankful for today, it's that none of us are Nick Rekieta.

 

[Captain Manning]

Thanksgiving at the Rekieta Cult Compound:


(Stolen from the featured Thanksgiving thread).

If there's anything we should be thankful for today, it's that none of us are Nick Rekieta.

I am thankful for that every day.

 

[Melty Butter]

I'm just throwing this up here bc it seems smart. I've got 4 hours to get a turkey on the table.


@AnOminous @Potentially Criminal - thoughts? This seems logical. It's as if the State has finally had enough.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Some random updates:

1. BBN is straight up denying being Kinochet:
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Is Kinochet American? There are some distinct non-American (British?) hints on the account such as "apologise," "dastardly," and an incisive ability to insult. (Fwiw, I don't care who it is. I find the account to be very entertaining.)

2. Scarebro is verifying BBN's rumor about the no-contact with April issue:
View attachment 6696787
Archive for all screenshots.

3. I think we can safely dismiss the idea that April is leaving due to HOA questions. She's watching Ana Kasparian. Ana recently discussed HOAs and a Trumper named Jeff who Ana likes (1:20:00). This is making the rounds in conservative media. There are reasons April would be tracking Ana. (Also, Aaron covered the clip of Ana.)

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My assessment earlier seems to be correct. If this is Faggotchet running the account he is not running it alone which is why the slight difference in posting styles. Very interesting how this account feels the need to clarify that there is no affiliation with Homochet...

 

[Angry Shoes]

We know there are a few.
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Beautiful and moving tribute to a fallen friend. I hope when I leave this earth someone immortalizes my legacy in a similarly touching fashion. Rest in peace carpenter guy.

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

Banning April from seeing Nick will make her so wet she'll slip on her toes and accidentally stab everyone in the household 48 times.