Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

[Free the Pedos]

A few Jewish students at Columbia sprayed fart spray at one of the pro Palestinian encampments after the pro Palestinians harassed them

That is actually very funny.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Do yanks not drink council pop? Aka, fill a botttle of ur own tap water up before you go out? Or is it full of shite in general like the on fire water place but not as bad.

Also, what would happen if she just stone cold stopped the steroids. Would she have crazy withdrawals of some kind?

Places like Flint, MI, aside, the tap water is generally fine to drink, although some people still filter it to remove any lingering metallic or chlorine taste. If anything, I'd imagine metals leaching into the water from pipes in old buildings is probably more of a concern in NYC than any problem with the municipal water supply itself. I could see Victoria refusing to drink it because that's what poors do it might trigger her anaphylaxis, though.

 

[AfghanBlue]

She's so fat and steroid swollen she can barely open her eyes.
Quite the departure from the "cute twink" she felt she once was. That's gotta hurt.
I guess that's why she won't change her ancient profile pic to one of her with #moonface.

You'd think that would really, really sting a narcissist? Which is what a lot of being a certain type of munchy, the type she fits, is all about?
I find it weird.

She ain't no tuberculic cheekboned porcelain complexion victorian waif. She looks fucking gross.
The ginormous mask covers her uglified face but looks stupid in itself. If it's the pooner thing of shedding your skin. But it doesn't seem like she had any actual trauma. Which is usually the pathway for that total rejection of the self, which is the only way to bear being hideous.
I dunno, it's strange.

It must weigh up as more satisfactory for her but it's so strange.


Kek seeing the uni cunts refer to fart has as a chemical attack makes me wonder what they'd coin the crickets dump the troons did on the gender critical conference. Biological warfare ig but I feel like the histrionics we'd have sene if the shoe was on the other foot is unimaginable

 

[sarna]

Also, what would happen if she just stone cold stopped the steroids. Would she have crazy withdrawals of some kind?

Absolutely. Taking high doses of prednisone and the like causes your body to stop naturally producing those substances, and when you go off the drugs that natural production doesn't come back right away. If you go cold turkey you risk what they call an Addisonian crisis, which you can google if you want, but the short version is it's very bad. In the best case scenario you will still feel like hammered shit.

Patients who take high dose steroids under the supervision of a doctor will usually taper down their intake over a long to very long period of time.

 

[Flamin Park]

I know that trying to understand this kind of crazy is like trying to measure weight in miles but I just cannot conceive why if you're going to munch yourself you do it with corticosteroids of all things. Why turn yourself into a Cushing's disease nightmare with a drug that doesn't even give you a nice high?

Like, if I was a munchie autoandrophile, I'd try to give myself tuberculosis or something so I could try to live out a fantasy of being Val Kilmer in Tombstone. Who the fuck thinks "oh yes, I want to be fat and irritable and feel panicky all the time, and then I want my spine to rot."

Prednisone is a great drug for munchies. Because not only will it give you loads of fun symptoms for pity points, but you'll get rebound effects if you suddenly stop it after long courses so they can say LOOK HOW SICK I GET WITHOUT MY MEDICINE! ITS ALL SO REAL
also it's not a drug junkies try and scam scripts for so it's easier access

The less Vicky can do and the more excuses she has to be a waste of space, the happier she is. Her perfect life is basically to be a 200lb infant who is looked after 24/7

 

[sarna]

Prednisone is a great drug for munchies. Because not only will it give you loads of fun symptoms for pity points, but you'll get rebound effects if you suddenly stop it after long courses so they can say LOOK HOW SICK I GET WITHOUT MY MEDICINE! ITS ALL SO REAL

It will also make you feel fucking great when you first start taking it. For a week or two you'll be all kinds of euphoric and energetic. It's a wonder drug until the water retention, teenager zits, violent mood swings et cetera kick in. I can see why it has an addictive appeal to the incredibly stupid.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

It will also make you feel fucking great when you first start taking it.

That’s a real hassle for people with true and honest bipolar disorder. A condition like giant cell arteritis will render you blind if you don’t treat it with massive doses of cortisone, and it’s almost a given that a manic episode will follow for the poor souls with bipolar 1. So after a while they’re not only physically ill, they’re also looking like a bloated hamster, and that hamster invests all its money in crypto coins and jumps into bed with its best friend’s grandpa.
Sad. Many such cases.

 

[AfghanBlue]

It will also make you feel fucking great when you first start taking it. For a week or two you'll be all kinds of euphoric and energetic. It's a wonder drug until the water retention, teenager zits, violent mood swings et cetera kick in. I can see why it has an addictive appeal to the incredibly stupid.

What's she even on it for initially?
I was given a few steroid injections for my shit back.
It was a horrible experience of having it injected into the spinal joints, along with a anti inflam. Basically the process /the joint isolation part anyway, didn't really work like it was supposed to, apart form the steroids making me feel better and less pain, which apparently proved nothing worthwhile as they said even if they injected it into my leg, my back would feel better.

So the fact her back is fucked and she can feel it, imagine how bad it will feel if/ when she doesn't get the steroid effect. I dunno if it maybe wears off if you take ti constantly.. Ever day is insane I can't even imagine what that would do to you. I don't have a real clear understanding of them tbh.

But yeah, why are the Drs handing out this shit for anything other than definite need? Was she palled up with that dodgy doctor who was dosing girls with it? I don't understand so much about what is even supposed to be going on with this bitch or how it got started in earnest.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

But yeah, why are the Drs handing out this shit for anything other than definite need?

If you have a history of asthma, or go to an urgent care or ED and say you do while you have a convincing cough or wheeze, you can get your hands on prednisone pretty much no questions asked. This is as it should be- for T&H asthmatics, a dose of roids will pretty much make you instantly start feeling better, prevent pneumonia and possibly vent time, ICU, and death. It costs two bucks and the risks from a short taper are minimal. Some will also give it out for sinusitis, which is on less unshakable evidence. If you have a history of nerve problems like sciatica, trigeminal neuralgia, or chronic severe headache disorders, most neuros will have a standing order for Medrol for when you have a flare because again- minimal risks with a short taper, and a lot of pain, disability, and complications dodged.

Someone who is gaming the system could stack a few of these, hopping between health systems that don't record share, conceivably.

She could also just be buying them in bulk from India. Legal and cheap.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

If you have a history of asthma, or go to an urgent care or ED and say you do while you have a convincing cough or wheeze, you can get your hands on prednisone pretty much no questions asked.

Also, a short course after strong allergic reactions or hives are common, and definitely after anaphylaxis.

She says she has asthma, and she says she has anaphylaxis every four minutes, so she can probably score new prescriptions fairly easily. Especially in busy metropolitan EDs where the staff just wants to get on to the patients with real problems.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

The part that I wonder about is how the steroids affect her mental health. Took some for terrible allergic dermatitis one time and I felt emotionally like absolute shit. Like, not even being on them long enough to get zits or noticable water retention, I DID have insomnia, anxiety, intense frustration over small shit. Couldn't sit still without feeling overwhelmingly antsy.

Gotta wonder if she could maybe slightly less bitchy without the 'roids or if she's just at her normal baseline with this level of anxiety and paranoia.

 

[AfghanBlue]

If you have a history of asthma, or go to an urgent care or ED and say you do while you have a convincing cough or wheeze, you can get your hands on prednisone pretty much no questions asked. This is as it should be- for T&H asthmatics, a dose of roids will pretty much make you instantly start feeling better, prevent pneumonia and possibly vent time, ICU, and death. It costs two bucks and the risks from a short taper are minimal. Some will also give it out for sinusitis, which is on less unshakable evidence. If you have a history of nerve problems like sciatica, trigeminal neuralgia, or chronic severe headache disorders, most neuros will have a standing order for Medrol for when you have a flare because again- minimal risks with a short taper, and a lot of pain, disability, and complications dodged.

Someone who is gaming the system could stack a few of these, hopping between health systems that don't record share, conceivably.

She could also just be buying them in bulk from India. Legal and cheap.

Hmm. I might ask for some. So you can take them as pills and not injections?
It's a fucking nightmare trying to get treatment for something as nebulous and mysterious as chronic back pain, when you don't want to dedicate your entire life to chasing dept after dept investigating never ending dead leads.

I wish i could take on an allotment of the munchies appetite for it, away from them. Maybe that's an idea, actually. Like when they did that TV show, Super sized Vs Super skinny.

Radical new therapy where munchies take on the caseloads of demographics of people who don't often bother the doctor but are actually ill/would benefit from preventative care, and bother them on behalf. You could butter the munchies up by saying its cos they are such good disability activists, and that sweet sweet Channel 4 attention.

The normal person wouldn't have to do anything cos the munchies would be busy chasing up actual useful stuff and would be distracted from their own bullshit apart from the bare nessesities.
Maybe seeing some actual real problems and how people get in with them would shame them, at least publicly if not deep down personally, if such a reaction is even psychologically possible for them.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

The part that I wonder about is how the steroids affect her mental health. Took some for terrible allergic dermatitis one time and I felt emotionally like absolute shit. Like, not even being on them long enough to get zits or noticable water retention, I DID have insomnia, anxiety, intense frustration over small shit. Couldn't sit still without feeling overwhelmingly antsy.

Gotta wonder if she could maybe slightly less bitchy without the 'roids or if she's just at her normal baseline with this level of anxiety and paranoia.

Oh yeah they can induce full on psychosis. Notorious for causing irritability, insomnia, and jitters in general.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Hmm. I might ask for some. So you can take them as pills and not injections?
It's a fucking nightmare trying to get treatment for something as nebulous and mysterious as chronic back pain, when you don't want to dedicate your entire life to chasing dept after dept investigating never ending dead leads.

You can, but you don't want to be regularly doing that for chronic back pain. A steroid burst is great for a known problem with a specific inflamed nerve pathway that has been properly diagnosed and identified. You take it for like a week so you can get back to doing your exercise program properly or start a targeted medication regime (ie carbamazepine for trigeminal neuralgia.) You wouldn't want to take it every day, and it wouldn't keep working wonders for weeks on end the same way. And if the pain is due to overuse or misuse or misalignment or something other than a very specific thing that is very inflamed and needs to be beaten back to a manageable level without blowing out a kidney with megadoses of NSAIDs, it probably won't help much at all.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Victoria writes the most honest thing she's ever written, the underlying truth behind all her behavior. She doesn't feel like she's loved by someone unless they're wiping her ass and tucking her into bed.

 

[AfghanBlue]

You can, but you don't want to be regularly doing that for chronic back pain. A steroid burst is great for a known problem with a specific inflamed nerve pathway that has been properly diagnosed and identified. You take it for like a week so you can get back to doing your exercise program properly or start a targeted medication regime (ie carbamazepine for trigeminal neuralgia.) You wouldn't want to take it every day, and it wouldn't keep working wonders for weeks on end the same way. And if the pain is due to overuse or misuse or misalignment or something other than a very specific thing that is very inflamed and needs to be beaten back to a manageable level without blowing out a kidney with megadoses of NSAIDs, it probably won't help much at all.

Aye for sure, I reckon just take it once as a boost when things are really bad, when it's at the point where it's a loop of being too fucked to go to the gym and do the hard, constant things that actually help. Once it gets to a certian level of fucked it's kinda locked in .

I didn't even know you could take them every day, apart from whatever aresol shit is in inhalers.

Mskes me think about topical steroids that they give you, that haven't permanently changed the problem yet.
(eg, I got some for some tubes in my face making my ear make a weird nosie, my ma got some for an itchy ear - she used hers for like 2 years which the Dr said was totally the wrong thing to do.
Do you just go back and ask for a higher concentration to really blast the problem out rather than use the weaker shit chronically?

Also, is Victim...vicTif(lol) just buying this shit from dodgy places?
It just seems so weird that a drug that does that much pyshical damage is relatively easily available. Unless it's more in the remit of buying codeine online from dodgy pharamcys which would explain the money thing.
Has she ever really got into thr ntity gritty about opiates themselevs? It's pretty suspicious how her shitting herself episode linked with her hospital visit.
She's probably got enough fucked up stuff comorbid, both genuine steroid abuse results and nebulous, word for it stuff, to hide a withdrawal amongst it from medical professionals.
Idk what the barrier to or attitude around giving those drugs to people where there's any amount of suspicion or even just when they are a bit of a cunt. In the UK they have gotten a good bit more cagey about them if there's any shadow of a doubt. Hugely just depends on the attitude of whoever happens to be staffing a ward though.

Someone on this thread a whirl ago mentioned people on r/medicine talking about patients sickstagrams. That would be a good thread, watching the watchers. It's very satisfying seeing at least a certain amount of any given medical staff know what these fuckers are up to.
I often look at the ED/BPD threads on lolcow and it's wild seeing how all the attention seeking girls are allowed their phones in hospital.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Victoria writes the most honest thing she's ever written, the underlying truth behind all her behavior. She doesn't feel like she's loved by someone unless they're wiping her ass and tucking her into bed.

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This xeet should be added to the top of this thread. It pretty much explains everything.

 

[RandallBoggs]

I know that trying to understand this kind of crazy is like trying to measure weight in miles but I just cannot conceive why if you're going to munch yourself you do it with corticosteroids of all things. Why turn yourself into a Cushing's disease nightmare with a drug that doesn't even give you a nice high?

Like, if I was a munchie autoandrophile, I'd try to give myself tuberculosis or something so I could try to live out a fantasy of being Val Kilmer in Tombstone. Who the fuck thinks "oh yes, I want to be fat and irritable and feel panicky all the time, and then I want my spine to rot."

I think the answer is in her twitter handle. She sees other people (be it munchies or someone with an actual illness) talk about how much they hate prednisone, but they have to take it. It’s very tragic but they’re just so sick the consequences are worth it. How the side effects are all sorts of terrible (yet if you think about it, quite convenient for munchies: they’re not fat, it’s the prednisone! They’re not out of shape, it’s the prednisone!) Plus since it’s a drug that’s dangerous to take for long periods of time, it must mean they’re SUPER DUPER sick.

Munchies don’t have long term thinking, they’re toad brained.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

 

[CyberInu]

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Oh my God. These insufferable twits. As it happens, due to the nature of my work, I spoke to several of each category just yesterday, and they're fucking annoying. Genuine, dyed-in-the-wool street drug users are manipulative and whiny as fuck. Genuinely suicidal people are mopey, maladjusted, and often kind of pathetic (the one I did a check on was upset that his girlfriend didn't want to work things out after he got arrested for armed robbery).

"Neurodiverse"? They wouldn't know true mental illness if it ran them over with a blinged-out Sherman tank. These trendy little fuckers have no idea. I recently changed the stump dressing on a Muslim man who could not stop himself from pointing his index finger upward, and so in order to not offend Allah, he bit his own finger off. Then I dealt with a girl who is so deep into psychosis she is convinced she's bleeding from her penis and would not tolerate assessment due to believing she will be sodomized by her father again if she takes off her pants.

Vicky wouldn't last 5 minutes. The only people I believe she actually does speak to on a regular basis are whores and queers, and that's because every lefty these days is one or both. But internet whores and the type of street whore they seem to idolize are totally different beasts, and they likely wouldn't do well speaking to them, either.