🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Ravier Xavenblood]

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Jet's given the Fish a pep talk, and announced Production are going to come up for "Slopsgiving" (they don't have proper Thanksgiving food). He's stressing that there'll be no fucking with the Fish and the audience should stop watching and "go get a woman pregnant".

That's rich coming from the unmarried, childless 30 something year old men in Production.

 

[neger psykolog]

Today is Slopsgiving in the House. Fish, Freeloaders and Staff are making stuff for the holiday out of TV Dinners. Jet says that today is no drama day.

tbh a bit of a missed opportunity - they have a full kitchen. They should've bought a turkey and ingredients and had production + the fish prepare a thanksgiving meal together. Would've probably been pretty wholesome, especially since I imagine many viewers are terminally online or may not have family/friends to spend it with themselves.

the audience should stop watching and "go get a woman pregnant"

Guess its time to go fuck my turkey.

 

[itogi]

Also, the sign got fixed.

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

Women are not getting married and not having kids. Couple that with getting a meaningless degree and you have Mizzy.

She's 36, has no career prospects, no man and no child.

It's the same thing as the guys with wall of funky pops quoting Rick and morty on their Bumble profiles.

Mizzy's ~28-29. The trio of South Park, Pokemon, and Dragon Ball Z is kinda weird tho. That's like what a 36 year old dude today liked at 14.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Women are not getting married and not having kids. Couple that with getting a meaningless degree and you have Mizzy.

She's 36, has no career prospects, no man and no child.

It's the same thing as the guys with wall of funky pops quoting Rick and morty on their Bumble profiles.

Yup. I mean really nobody in their 30s should be interested in a reality show. They should have a job, a family of sort.....real shit to actually do and care about.

Instead we get this. And they can vote. Horrifying.

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

That's rich coming from the unmarried, childless 30 something year old men in Production.

Lol to be fair, they are working round the clock on a pretty massive production with a skeleton crew.

Not saying they aren't wiggers or burnouts or that they are even doing a good job... but they are pursuing a creative avenue that generates money.

Not quite the same as Mizzy trying to sell hats on tee spring and going live on IG every night.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

tbh a bit of a missed opportunity - they have a full kitchen. They should've bought a turkey and ingredients and had production + the fish prepare a thanksgiving meal together. Would've probably been pretty wholesome, especially since I imagine many viewers are terminally online or may not have family/friends to spend it with themselves.

I'm shocked the wiggers didn't plan ahead but that's been a theme this season

 

[neger psykolog]

Yup. I mean really nobody in their 30s should be interested in a reality show. They should have a job, a family of sort.....real shit to actually do and care about.

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or sardonic or you're just wildly optimistic.

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

tbh a bit of a missed opportunity - they have a full kitchen. They should've bought a turkey and ingredients and had production + the fish prepare a thanksgiving meal together. Would've probably been pretty wholesome, especially since I imagine many viewers are terminally online or may not have family/friends to spend it with themselves.

Yup, I actually thought they were obviously going to do this.

We celebrated a couple of days ago and I was looking forward to seeing them celebrate today. Now I'm probably gonna skip.

 

[Bunjo]

I keep seeing people talk about a clip of Binx watching fishtank before the show but I haven't been able to find it. Is it bullshit?

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Yeah watching them try to cobble together a Thanksgiving dinner and having to eat the inevitable slop result would have been funny for the audience and good for the cast.

Jet seems to miss quite a few basic solutions on how to achieve the "vibe" he's looking for and making money, too.

Crazy, I know

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Yup. I mean really nobody in their 30s should be interested in a reality show. They should have a job, a family of sort.....real shit to actually do and care about.

Instead we get this. And they can vote. Horrifying.

Of course someone with a Nick Fuentes pfp has such a retarded take. "Real adults" don't have to be boring, killjoy suits and this attitude makes people miserable.

 

[neger psykolog]

Yeah watching them try to cobble together a Thanksgiving dinner and having to eat the inevitable slop result would have been funny for the audience and good for the cast.

Jet seems to miss quite a few basic solutions on how to achieve the "vibe" he's looking for and making money, too.

Crazy, I know

I think he and the rest of production and probably just exhausted.
Also, since the house is in Rhode Island or wherever they live (I believe it is at least) they are maybe just operating with a skeleton crew while some of them go spend time with their family.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Of course someone with a Nick Fuentes pfp has such a retarded take. "Real adults" don't have to be boring, killjoy suits and this attitude makes people miserable.

Way to completely miss the point and act like I just said everyone should be in 60 hour cubicle wage slave careers.

Be less defensive.

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

Yeah watching them try to cobble together a Thanksgiving dinner and having to eat the inevitable slop result would have been funny for the audience and good for the cast.

Jet seems to miss quite a few basic solutions on how to achieve the "vibe" he's looking for and making money, too.

Crazy, I know

Yeah he never properly utilizes juxtaposition... there are natural situations that would be able to produce an ironic contrast and he just doubles down on crazy and whacky every time.

Jet and the wiggers seem to just choose "hat on a hat" in every situation.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Way to completely miss the point and act like I just said everyone should be in 60 hour cubicle wage slave careers.

Be less defensive.

Modern parenting without the help of an extended family is just as soul sucking as being a wageslave.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Modern parenting without the help of an extended family is just as soul sucking as being a wageslave.

Disagree. But you do you.

Also said "family of some sort", could just mean your siblings or some shit. Not tradlife stuff.

Living terminally online isolated from any type of family seems dystopian as hell.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Disagree. But you do you.

Also said "family of some sort", could just mean your siblings or some shit. Not tradlife stuff.

Living terminally online isolated from any type of family seems dystopian as hell.

I'm gonna stop here in an effort to not derail this thread even if today's stream is nontent. But you don't know what I went through, bud.

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

Burt interrupting Luke to say, "can you get to the point? Your story is going on and on"

 

[jokerstrlck]

did they explain why they just unilaterally eliminated 2.0 fish? Just seems lazy