Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[PetiteFeet]

Completely unrelated, but holy shit get an adblocker, you poor soul. Do they insert that many ads in there themselves?

I choose to believe it's something like SponsorBlock where the yellows are self-promotion or absolutely dead air that can safely be skipped.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

-She claims that Ronda Rousey is a pad puncher (whatver the fuck that means)

I'd give anything for those 2 to encounter each other and Rhonda give em a WHATSUP??? Heard your mark ass had some words huh? and just fucking wreck Anissa then & there. It's time these fucking retards met the real world. All of them.

Never heard it before but you can bet it's derogatory because why would you talk up another woman when you can just tear the bitch down instead?

 

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can safely be skipped.

In that case then, shouldn't the yellow cover the entirety of their podcast's episodes' progress bar?

 

[GigaChad]

They start talking about Mike Tyson again which Anisa uses as an opportunity to whine about muh capitalism and how it's the reason why everything, such as movies, suck ass now

What is this stupid bitch on about. All the movie slop from the last years is tailor made for people like them.

 

[CyberInu]

What is this stupid bitch on about. All the movie slop from the last years is tailor made for people like them.

She wouldn't know what a good movie was if they beamed it directly into her synapses. She can only ever copy what other people say.

 

[Waifu Denier]

I choose to believe it's something like SponsorBlock where the yellows are self-promotion or absolutely dead air that can safely be skipped.

That would be horrifying since SponsorBlock requires people to have watched the video and marked down all the indicators, already sacrificing themselves actually paying close enough attention to their podcast.

 

[JelloJerk]

Never heard it before but you can bet it's derogatory because why would you talk up another woman when you can just tear the bitch down instead?

I'm guessing this is to do with the pads they use to train for boxing or other physical contact sports. I think only doing pad work and no sparring is heavily looked down upon, so she's essentially calling her a pussy/fake, which is very funny coming from the woman who has never sparred and still has the video of her doing padwork from 2 years ago pinned to her Twitter.

Speaking of Twitter, we got a Thanksgiving special:
She's COME SO FAR AND IS SO HAPPYHEALTHYCONFIDENT etc etc because she cleaned her house and made a whole Thanksgiving dinner:

(A)

The Thanksgiving spread in question. I'm assuming this is just for them? She made a pear dessert but I have never heard of pear being a Thanksgiving thing. Guess this is just senseless cannibalism

(A)

Spoiler: Full image

Ngl if you just presented this to me and I didn't know who these people were I would eat it. Not sure what the thing on the cooling rack is. I guess the turkey? The potatoes(?) look alright if not for the gigantic chunks of celery mixed in, and I'm not sure why there's a messy bukkake on that pumpkin pie, but it looks fine. Unfortunately, knowing that these people live like disgusting animals ruins the appetite.

More photos of Ian looking dead inside are always a treat. But he thinks its the best dessert he's ever had! Srs!!

(A)

If they had leftovers from that then they definitely just had Thanksgiving by themselves LOL

(A)
Anisa says she's always had pickles with her turkey because it's how her dad used to do it

Can any Americans/Canadians/True and honest MOOSLIM LEBANESE weigh in on if this is a thing? Never heard it before.

 

[tastelikeluckystrikes]

it's probably just a weird thing her dad did because he likes pickles tbh. we always have pickles at christmas and thanksgiving because my entire family are pickle fanatics but i don't think it's like, a Thing.

 

[Drama Trauma]

I thought Anisa's trad wife enthusiasm was short lived and only centered around clothes.

It seems kinda weird they aren't visiting any of their family at Thanksgiving.

 

[stupid frog]

Completely unrelated, but holy shit get an adblocker, you poor soul.

When you play embedded videos, it doesn't ad block. Or mine doesn't.
eta: it's not sponsor block

I'm not sure why there's a messy bukkake on that pumpkin pie, but it looks fine.

I don't think it's pumpkin pie. And if it is, it will be gross.
I think it's sweet potato and marshmallows. It's on their meal plate, someone who has eaten this stuff will probably know more.

 

[Meth Dick]

Do they just not pay for heat? Ian's wearing a "whole ass" (as Anisa would say) winter coat. It could just be what they think is fashionable, but I've only ever seen people sit down to eat in there own house to eat wearing a heavy coat if it was freezing. But I grew up where winters get routinely below 0 degrees, (it's fucking -5 degrees right now) and I know it doesn't get that cold in Seattle.

 

[James Brown]

The Thanksgiving spread in question.

...it's literally just the turkey breast with two sides and a dessert? This is what people call a "weeknight dinner" bitch. You couldn't have dreamed of cooking poultry breast with two sides and a shitty desert a year ago? Worthless. Dressing and sweet potato casserole on top it, literally fake dishes that require 0 effort. With a dessert that's 70% fruit and 30% minimally leaved flour. Caramel? I'm crying, bitch it's a loose pan syrup that comes from the baking itself. You were not standing over a stove with a candy thermometer, that shit is NOT caramel.

Love how they're clearly eating on the couch with a filthy dog on Ian's lap. This bitch would have a real life breakdown if she had to iron a tablecloth and napkins and time dishes.

If they had leftovers from that then they definitely just had Thanksgiving by themselves LOL

Why the fuck is there a pickle on the plate, am I seeing this right? Oh I am, and it's because she's so quirky. Where are the Lemons she eats raw and whole?

 

[TokiBun]

I'm gonna nitpick what the fuck is this "Thanksgiving spread"?! Is that a turkey?! I seriously cannot tell. The lack of potatoes pisses me off holy shit this meal looks disgusting. Nice to know Anus can't even LARP being a tradwife.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Mfw their podcast is so boring we already have a third kiwi sacrificing themselves.

I'm just taking up the torch from my nigga @Leo Frank

Can't some smartypants like @AltisticRight program a GPT to do bullet points on those faggots without having someone go insane every 90 days doing it?

 

[JelloJerk]

I think it's sweet potato and marshmallows.

Wait so they just mashed a load of sweet potatoes and added store-bought marshmallows on top? And this is a side for a savoury dish? Is this a real thing?

...it's literally just the turkey breast with two sides and a dessert? This is what people call a "weeknight dinner" bitch. You couldn't have dreamed of cooking poultry breast with two sides and a shitty desert a year ago? Worthless.

Hey now, a year ago she was making banana bread and tofu bento boxes and nearly killing Ian with biohazard salmon. This looks like real food. It's a real step up!

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Do they just not pay for heat? Ian's wearing a "whole ass" (as Anisa would say) winter coat. It could just be what they think is fashionable, but I've only ever seen people sit down to eat in there own house to eat wearing a heavy coat if it was freezing. But I grew up where winters get routinely below 0 degrees, (it's fucking -5 degrees right now) and I know it doesn't get that cold in Seattle.

It must be a sign that I've been observing these people for too long when I can say that I'm 80% sure that this is the jacket they bought during one of the thrift store streams because Ian apparently loves corduroy and that jacket has it. I'm inclined to believe this is an autism thing and he just wears that thing whenever he can, like the filthy fur-lined crocs.

Spoiler

He looks MORE emaciated and MORE like a gay retard with that jacket than back when he called himself an emaciated gay retard with another filthy jacket

Can't some smartypants like @AltisticRight program a GPT to do bullet points on those faggots without having someone go insane every 90 days doing it?

Pretty sure it was @stupid frog that did AI summaries sometimes, but those things make Anisa not come off as stupid and the podcast sound like it's not 2 half-dead people struggling to fill dead air. If all else fails and we all die from overexposure, I think the Kino Casino is still covering the podcast.

 

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If you would have told me that this is a pic of a homeless guy who was invited by some rednecks to their thanksgiving family meal, I'd believe you, but I'd probably ask why isn't he seated at the table with the rest of the people.

I don't understand why they didn't just take a picture together, eating at the table. Without that dog that likely licked its own ass before licking ian's face. giving him more ibs episodes via random clostridiums

 

[stupid frog]

Wait so they just mashed a load of sweet potatoes and added store-bought marshmallows on top? And this is a side for a savoury dish? Is this a real thing?

I swear I'm not fucking with you, but I've never had it.



I did some AI transcripts, but they were free and not very good.

 

[Kovachs]

-Anisa gives advise that woman should only date men who are good with money

Considering how bad she and Ian fucked up Creator Clash 2, this has to be yet another dig at Ian. "Our wife" is really good at consistently throwing out strays. Ian has to have a humiliation fetish at this point.

I thought Anisa's trad wife enthusiasm was short lived and only centered around clothes.

It seems kinda weird they aren't visiting any of their family at Thanksgiving.

Isn't Ian estranged from his family or something? Also, don't a lot of Anisa's family members think she is batshit? I personally don't think it is all that surprising.

 

[Breadquanda.]

I guess I could try doing some episode summaries at some point. I have a lot of time, but they would be full of uninteresting garbage because I struggle to filter out what is interesting from what is uninteresting. I never know what other people might find fun.

Marshmallow and sweet potato casserole? Good lord. I thought marshmallow spread and fluffernutters were strange enough concepts.

 

[James Brown]

Wait so they just mashed a load of sweet potatoes and added store-bought marshmallows on top? And this is a side for a savoury dish? Is this a real thing?

The sweet potatoes get whipped with egg so it becomes lighter than a plain mash but otherwise yeah. The other topping option is to do pecans with brown sugar. It's at every Thanksgiving meal I've ever been to, and 90% of people like it. Blacks have the candied yams alternative which is even worse and involves the yams swimming in a vat of butter and dissolved sugar syrup. American Thanksgivings are what keeps a lot of post-war "heritage" recipes from the 50's and 60's alive so you see weird stuff. Google the dessert "ambrosia" or the recipe for corn pudding, its very different from daily foods deliberately.

Hey now, a year ago she was making banana bread and tofu bento boxes and nearly killing Ian with biohazard salmon. This looks like real food. It's a real step up!

This is true, it does somewhat  look like real food. Maybe I was expecting too much from our scone churning princess. Forgot about the biohazard salmon, bet Anus doesn't even own a meat thermometer bless her heart.