Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[WelperHelper99]

I wonder if his "therapy" is just Betterhelp or something like that.

"I'd kill my Trump family, and his son too."
Is that referring to brother and The Shield again? Lou, please rage yourself into a heart attack so everyone can have a nice dinner while you're in hospital.

Bro, Lou is getting UNHINGED. What the fuck did I come back to? Trump getting reelected has BROKEN this fatass. Buck broken even.

 

[kazuhiro]

Lou has done this suicide-murder threat before - see image d3 here, for example. He gets these stupid but disturbing phrases in his head for a time. This latest round could get him in trouble, a person threatening to kill a specific child known to them should result in a visit from the cops if someone flags it to Disqus.

In other news, Lou did another episode of Wait, You Haven't Seen... with TV's Travis, this time about an obscure Doctor Who movie.


Travis hasn't uploaded it to Twitch yet (afaics), and the YouTube video here is private.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Lou has done this suicide-murder threat before - see image d3 here, for example. He gets these stupid but disturbing phrases in his head for a time. This latest round could get him in trouble, a person threatening to kill a specific child known to them should result in a visit from the cops if someone flags it to Disqus.

In any case its disturbing if nothing else. I hope nothing happens.

In other news, Lou did another episode of Wait, You Haven't Seen... with TV's Travis, this time about an obscure Doctor Who movie.
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Travis hasn't uploaded it to Twitch yet (afaics), and the YouTube video here is private.

Wow reviwing a made for tv movie from 1965. Truly something to do on Thanksgiving.

 

[Spoonomancer]

Why is Lou threatening to harm the Shield more frequently lately? He used to love using the shield for grifting attempts because it added an extra layer of urgency to make people donate to him every big holiday like Christmas or every single Shield birthday. Disturbing and concerning that Lou has at least twice talked about killing the Shield if the Shield showed any conservative sentiment now and Lou has self-admitted to not being allowed around the Shield without Denise watching them.

 

[kazuhiro]

Lou brought up his nephew on Threads, he selflesssly made an Amazon wishlist for the both of them.

He also got in an extended argument over "trans children." All I could be bothered capturing below.

Spoiler: Long image

Read from the bottom, Threads is retarded.

ETA: Happy Thanksgiving to all who celebrate it!

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

ETA: Happy Thanksgiving to all who celebrate it!

Oh lawd, it's a Thanksgiving treat. Lard-ace's terrible eating habits have caught up with him. And Lou, the doctor is correct. Try getting some fiber and maybe this wouldn't happen. Hope you are miserable you awful excuse for a human.

 

[General Disarray]

Oh lawd, it's a Thanksgiving treat. Lard-ace's terrible eating habits have caught up with him. And Lou, the doctor is correct. Try getting some fiber and maybe this wouldn't happen. Hope you are miserable you awful excuse for a human.

Another ""sewer clog"" begging arc incoming!

 

[Vampirella]

Another ""sewer clog"" begging arc incoming!

I hope he doesn't go the way of Elvis.

 

[PhoBingas]

He needs Wings' grandma to dig it out of him with a spoon.

 

[WelperHelper99]

ETA: Happy Thanksgiving to all who celebrate it!

Doctor: just eat some fiber, like veggies, you'll get over it

Lou: DO YOU WANT ME TO FUCKING DIE YOU QUACK????

 

[Aunt Carol]

ETA: Happy Thanksgiving to all who celebrate it!

Transcribed for later search:
So if anyone is wondering where I've been... I'm impacted. Not my teeth down there.

I couldn't even get out of bed today cause if I did for too long, it would start to hurt too much.

And my doctors only response was to take two laxatives to drink water and eat vegetables because today is Thanksgiving.

I'll wait till tomorrow to message him and ask him if it might be better if I go to the ER and get some of the other options done... yay?

1. Ahahaha
2. Note that instead of following his doctor's advice to do anything for himself ever, Lou says he's going to not-shit himself and do nothing, and then he'll message his doctor tomorrow and ask if he should go to the ED.

This is what happens to a man who grows up with no ED copay and an external locus of control. There are lots of people like this. He'll go to the ED and say he hasn't pooped in a week, and his doctor told him to take laxatives. OK, what happened after you took the laxatives? Oh, he didn't take them. So now he's here.

Since Lou's the one troon who doesn't appear to have a potty fetish, dealing with his own shit isn't fun. Still, taking matters into his own hands would be a lot less unpleasant than waiting a few hours in the hard chairs at the ED, until all the people with emergencies are seen and a stranger can rescue Lou's butthole behind a privacy curtain.

If Lou has constipation, the decision to move and walk as little as possible is a poor one. You really want to fix constipation problems from the top down if you can help it. There's no way his ESRD fake-stepdad doesn't have bowel care meds Lou can borrow.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Ahahaha
2. Note that instead of following his doctor's advice to do anything for himself ever, Lou says he's going to not-shit himself and do nothing, and then he'll message his doctor tomorrow and ask if he should go to the ED.

This is what happens to a man who grows up with no ED copay and an external locus of control. There are lots of people like this. He'll go to the ED and say he hasn't pooped in a week, and his doctor told him to take laxatives. OK, what happened after you took the laxatives? Oh, he didn't take them. So now he's here.

Since Lou's the one troon who doesn't appear to have a potty fetish, dealing with his own shit isn't fun. Still, taking matters into his own hands would be a lot less unpleasant than waiting a few hours in the hard chairs at the ED, until all the people with emergencies are seen and a stranger can rescue Lou's butthole behind a privacy curtain.

If Lou has constipation, the decision to move and walk as little as possible is a poor one. You really want to fix constipation problems from the top down if you can help it. There's no way his ESRD fake-stepdad doesn't have bowel care meds Lou can borrow.

It's unfathomable to me that he doesn't just eat a can of green beans and take the laxatives like the doctor ordered. Literally the easiest solution in the world. But that would mean GREEN plant matter would touch his tongue. And we can't have that. He would rather have some 50 year old ER dude fist him in the ass to clear the blockage than EVER EAT A FUCKING VEGETABLE. LMFAO.

 

[Vampirella]

If Lou has constipation, the decision to move and walk as little as possible is a poor one. You really want to fix constipation problems from the top down if you can help it. There's no way his ESRD fake-stepdad doesn't have bowel care meds Lou can borrow.

Moving helps things move. You do the same with a baby or a horse that has colic. I've spent a few nights helping with both. But he needs to move his fat ass.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

It's unfathomable to me that he doesn't just eat a can of green beans and take the laxatives like the doctor ordered. Literally the easiest solution in the world. But that would mean GREEN plant matter would touch his tongue. And we can't have that. He would rather have some 50 year old ER dude fist him in the ass to clear the blockage than EVER EAT A FUCKING VEGETABLE. LMFAO.

I have a little knowledge here and I'll keep it clean to just say OD on a laxative and wait a few hours. If you go to the hospital for this you're a pussy.. no I like cats, you're a degenerate do nothing scumfuck. Ted talk over.

 

[Aunt Carol]

He would rather have some 50 year old ER dude fist him in the ass to clear the blockage than EVER EAT A FUCKING VEGETABLE. LMFAO.

Extrapolating, but if the doctor was advising Lou to eat more plants, he's probably not worried about impaction yet. Dietary change comes after the laxatives fix the acute problem.

Remember back when Lou was complaining about a late-30s then-atheist not getting an Easter basket? Dude could load up on sugar-free candy with sugar alcohols in it, in the famous gummy bear-style. Anyone who grew up with diabetics or dieters knows the ancient wisdom: excessive consumption may cause a laxative effect.

I really don't understand Lou's diet regimen of processed meat and white flour. Hope that his MyChart question about pooping reminds his doctor to suggest a dietician on his next visit. Also hope there's a note that Lou stormed out of diabetes ed after being triggered by "grazing," so the next clinician doesn't get whacked with their own foam 5-lb fat model.

 

[Spoonomancer]

Lou brought up his nephew on Threads, he selflesssly made an Amazon wishlist for the both of them.

Not even a full week from the first instance of Lou threatening to kill his entire family and singling out that he'd kill his ten year old nephew (Lou made a point to even mention that his nephew was 10 years old in the initial comment where he mentioned wanting to kill his nephew, even!) if his nephew turned out Conservative, he's brainstorming about begging for items for the very same nephew he threatened to kill if it happened that his nephew was conservative. Now mind you:
1. These gifts aren't actually going to go to the Shield in the off chance Lou actually starts the "Christmas for Louman Shield" grift, he'd put out an Amazon wishlist and delete the items for his nephew within three days of even privately posting his wishlist and it'll be filled with exclusively "For Lou" items.
2. This is the same person who would send death threats to anyone who even implicitly suggests any sort of criticism of troon rights even if they were pro troon rights.
3. Lou's very own mother Denise does not even want Lou around the Louman Shield without Denise's supervision, another thing self-admitted by Lou himself a while back in a bout of anger towards his mother. Lou wanted to feel like the good guy admitting to this.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Extrapolating, but if the doctor was advising Lou to eat more plants, he's probably not worried about impaction yet. Dietary change comes after the laxatives fix the acute problem.

Remember back when Lou was complaining about a late-30s then-atheist not getting an Easter basket? Dude could load up on sugar-free candy with sugar alcohols in it, in the famous gummy bear-style. Anyone who grew up with diabetics or dieters knows the ancient wisdom: excessive consumption may cause a laxative effect.

I really don't understand Lou's diet regimen of processed meat and white flour. Hope that his MyChart question about pooping reminds his doctor to suggest a dietician on his next visit. Also hope there's a note that Lou stormed out of diabetes ed after being triggered by "grazing," so the next clinician doesn't get whacked with their own foam 5-lb fat model.

So if it's just the laxatives.... he won't even take the pills, because A. He will have to get up and shit, a daunting task, and B: the doctor told him to stop eating like a toddler. HE IS NOT SHITTING OUT OF SPITE!

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

HE IS NOT SHITTING OUT OF SPITE!

I doubt it's out of spite. I'd argue that it's a 2 part issue of 1. the doctor didn't tell Lou what he wanted to hear and 2. Lou thinks that another medical "emergency" will cause the cash to come rolling in.

 

[Dieter Laser]

I think shit baiting is an all new low.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I doubt it's out of spite. I'd argue that it's a 2 part issue of 1. the doctor didn't tell Lou what he wanted to hear and 2. Lou thinks that another medical "emergency" will cause the cash to come rolling in.

Grifting off constipation. Truly we are in the endgame now.