🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[AssignedEva]

i think all of you niggers should go make a mass debate thread instead of arguing about the ethics of child drag in this one

That argument died out 5 pages ago

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

That argument died out 5 pages ago

an avoidable argument

 

[Vantablack Truth]

At this point Burt winning would be the lesser of all evils and satisfy the most people:

• main content driver gets the spot he deserves and provides a satisfying conclusion,
• he splits the prize and in result wont be able to afford a rape dungeon (or whatever people think he would do),
• ABDL e-whore and lesbian living statue rightfully lose, but still get the "fame" of being top 3 + day rate + fishbucks + the split cut.

Binx/Payton win would be an absolute slap to the face of the fans. It says a lot when racists will cheer for a nigger to win while simps will gaslight themselves and everyone around them to think that either of those two women earned their place at the top. Let alone even tried.

Here's a 32 year old grown woman acting like she's a 10 year old anime girl. Content queen! Maybe she will spin in a chair like Josie next? Mathematically that would be double the content. And if she responds to parasocial TTS? That's triple the content.
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I think Binx and Luke are the only fish who have a real chance at winning. A major part of victory, “becoming Gold’s top guy”, amounts to him providing suited advice on how to be e-famous. Payton and Burt are not cut out for that: Payton is just boring while Burt is too insane and self-destructive to handle any sort of fame. I don’t think production wants to give him money (especially with how badly he fucked up the mystery), nor be responsible for anything caused by Burt getting fame. Binx is a hoe but she might have a shot at utilizing fame, I don’t know if Luke is even eligible but he seems like he could utilize it.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

I think Binx and Luke are the only fish who have a real chance at winning. A major part of victory, “becoming Gold’s top guy”, amounts to him providing suited advice on how to be e-famous. Payton and Burt are not cut out for that: Payton is just boring while Burt is too insane and self-destructive to handle any sort of fame. I don’t think production wants to give him money (especially with how badly he fucked up the mystery), nor be responsible for anything caused by Burt getting fame. Binx is a hoe but she might have a shot at utilizing fame, I don’t know if Luke is even eligible but he seems like he could utilize it.

Luke is already the protege and not eligible for the grand prize due to being a freeloader. It's really just a matter of who they give the money to, and if they split it like they've done on previous seasons. I don't think they're going to give Payton much, if anything.

I also think the protege thing was just a bit to gaslight Alex B, but Sam and Co. have always been willing to continue working with former fish that are worthwhile, like Vance, Frank, Letty, Fatty, and now Jobe. They'll find Luke something to do if he wants to continue working for Fishtank/MDE.

 

[retard strength II]

Without knowing future plans and assuming there won't be much of them, I think they could have kept Kuwan as a freeloader. He was game to stay and figuring out how to handle TTS, which is one of the biggest obstacles with normietank. He was tantruming and coping and seething about Luke and Binx and even Mr. Primestein by the end which was funny. He was barricading himself trying to avoid the elim gem, so dude would probably have gone just as hard on challenges. And he was pissing off everyone, fish and freeloaders and viewers, which is good TTS hatefarming and more interesting than nontent days. Unfortunately he also seemed to piss off production very badly which I guess is the final straw. Production does not like being hassled or made fun of!

Idk he sucked but he was fun to hate on. Reminded me of hating on Symbol but more outrageous. House just empty.

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

6. For some reason, within the final week of the show, the wiggers can't figure out how to end a season

the season ended when mizzy left. now we're just in garbage time

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Sweep it up, janny!

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

the season ended when mizzy left. now we're just in garbage time

I miss the Jobe, Frank, Jeff, and Mizzy days ngl.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I miss the Jobe, Frank, Jeff, and Mizzy days ngl.

Those days were peak hell house.

 

[Dill]

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Did someone take samples of Sam, Jon and Frank's DNA and splice them together?

 

[AssignedEva]

Fatty has resorted to tipping food and drink on everyone's belongings and mattresses (because he's bored and they're not taking "Chris Points" seriously), which the other fish mostly are finding a mild nuisance. Luke has told Fatty he's on his side, but is scheming with Binx and Payton to hassle and humiliate Fatty, describing him as a "beta Frank".

Binx has covered Fatty's bed in milk and Luke has stolen Fatty's elf bar, while Fatty's been distracted chatting to Burt in the yard.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

hassle and humiliate Fatty, describing him as a "beta Frank".

Well, they ain't wrong.

*Edit* Payton is contributing to content!!!! This is not a drill!

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Luke and someone else just put the rotten seafood hamster ball remains on the loft bed.

 

[bookers]

seafood ball bed

Luke and someone else just put the rotten seafood hamster ball remains on the loft bed.

think it was binx, i saw her up there

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Luke has done the impossible and got Payton to hassle someone.

@bookers It was Payton. Binx did the initial milk, Luke recruited Payton for the fish ball.

 

[AssignedEva]

*Edit* Payton is contributing to content!!!! This is not a drill!

Binxball full of rotting seafood is now on Fatty's bed. It transpires this hassling is the result of Fish cashing their Chris Points for "nuclear options" and Binx cashed her points to fuck with Payton (Burt's hassling is unclear).

Binx has watched calmly and allowed Fatty to trash b3 and smear stuff on her while replying to him sarcastically (he doesn't notice she's being sarcastic). He explains that Burt used the "nuclear John wick option" with his Chris Points, so now Binx has to stay in the room for the rest of the night. Fatty is drunk on power again like the end of Season 2. Binx literally walked out of B3 eventually even though Chris has said she has to stay in there.

 

[Death by Divine Kiss]

Does anyone have a clip of Luke revealing to the remaining fish that he was on Big Brother?

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

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Binxball full of rotting seafood is now on Fatty's bed. It transpires this hassling is the result of Fish cashing their Chris Points for "nuclear options" and Binx cashed her points to fuck with Payton (Burt's hassling is unclear).
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Binx has watched calmly and allowed Fatty to trash b3 and smear stuff on her while replying to him sarcastically (he doesn't notice she's being sarcastic). He explains that Burt used the "nuclear John wick option" with his Chris Points, so now Binx has to stay in the room for the rest of the night. Fatty is drunk on power again like the end of Season 2. Binx literally walked out of B3 eventually even though Chris has said she has to stay in there.

Modernized Lord of the Flies

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Yes, he admitted fully to sexual assault. Have some empathy. Imagine it was your sister/ wife/ gf getting molested, how would you feel then?

So the story was Burt back in college got too drunk and ended up groping someone (probably a guy) at a party. He woke up the next day and realized he fucked up bad and stopped drinking after that. It's fucked up for sure but to call the guy a molester like he's molesting kids is just completely disingenuous.

Weren't you leaving the thread because the show was ruined by the way? What happened to that?