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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 336 31.9%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 531 50.5%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 185 17.6%

  • Total voters
    1,052

[Mizzy News]

She announced on her livestream that she uploaded a mukbang vid to her patrion and is planning more
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Life is Mizzy.
 
The allegations are a random woman trying to #MeToo Ben, except not really because he basically chatted with her and she sent him some nudes and he talked about wanting to have sex. Ben was up for flying her out for the end of the show (for sex), but she seemed to have some sort of weird meltdown where she thought she was going to be one of the Fish and so Ben just blocked her. And she's mad as she turned down a job offer from elsewhere.
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Ok I thought the "allegations" thing was just a joke that the Ball Boys was some serious musical group and was being put through the ringer with some sort of #metoo thing. It's so much funnier that there are real allegations.

Internet fame (or just fame in general) and fake/real "allegations" seem to be a match made in heaven at this point. I bet the rock stars, actors and famous people of the 60s, 70s and 80s are super glad there were no DMs back then - there were obviously some of them who were not only degenerate but extremely bad people but it feels like, especially nowadays, if someone gets seduced by an e-fan throwing their virtual panties at them it only takes like 20 minutes for some "allegation" or smear to come out.
 
The allegations are a random woman trying to #MeToo Ben, except not really because he basically chatted with her and she sent him some nudes and he talked about wanting to have sex. Ben was up for flying her out for the end of the show (for sex), but she seemed to have some sort of weird meltdown where she thought she was going to be one of the Fish and so Ben just blocked her. And she's mad as she turned down a job offer from elsewhere.
This is so silly. "I made it seem like I wanted to have sex, but then got upset because what I actually wanted was to trade sex to be part of a chance to win $50,000 and become famous."

The pussy ain't that good, baby! Get a job!

Tonight was great. I got the entire Dr. Who LARP, the Ball Brothers concert, everything.


She announced on her livestream that she uploaded a mukbang vid to her patrion and is planning more
Gross, lol.
 
everyone's so mad about binx, when she's letty this season lol

You are wrong. Mizzy was closer.

Yeah, Mizzy was closer to Letty in being someone who played the villain/outcast role with a cheeky grin on their face and was able to roll with the punches. But Mizzy was much lazier and less involved than the more active and determined Letty.

Binx is more like this season's Tayleigh - a pandering goblin who generally has no ideas for making content beyond just further degrading themselves. Somehow both managed to sucker a reasonable number of blind simps early on, before their true colours became increasingly evident and they lost support from all but the most delusional paypigs.

Mizzy and Letty were both the kind of character it's fun to hate, whereas Binx and Tayleigh are repulsive and inspire just plain hatred.
 
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Binx 's final test would be to eat meat, Payton s would be to idk do something, and Burt's final test will be to have a platonic male friend, and to not Burt off to them.
Something like this would be awesome, the Payton one is impossible though
Payton is most likely the next fish that will go home if there is going to be an elimination. In this season, the only truly noteworthy thing that she has done was beating Hassle and nothing else. It's surprising she coasted along through the show and made it this far. Josie and TJ did basically the same thing and didn't deserve the winning prize either.
 
Binx 's final test would be to eat meat, Payton s would be to idk do something, and Burt's final test will be to have a platonic male friend, and to not Burt off to them.
do the hotdog challenge again but tell both binx and payton its to win or smth
real meat dogs for binx
also puking disqualifies you

now that im thinking about it, they should have done a hotdog challenge while turbo was there since she can swallow them whole
 
Payton is most likely the next fish that will go home if there is going to be an elimination.
Final challenge taking place over the last week: Binx has to get Burt to have such a severe breakdown that he has to leave the house. She's got to overcome Luke, Fatty, Ben and Jet trying to calm Burt down. Burt's win condition is he's got to weather the storm and also not kill Binx.
 
Payton is most likely the next fish that will go home if there is going to be an elimination. In this season, the only truly noteworthy thing that she has done was beating Hassle and nothing else. It's surprising she coasted along through the show and made it this far. Josie and TJ did basically the same thing and didn't deserve the winning prize either.
The wiggers have always been under a lot of pressure to give the prize to the most popular player rather than the best one, and this was never more evident than in Season 1.

It was pretty obvious that Sam wanted to give it all to Letty (who deserved it), but the fans would have pitched a fit and probably not come back for Season 2 if Josie didn't win. So they compromised by giving the title to Josie but a big portion of the money to Letty in order to appease the fans.

I suspect they'll give the title to Burt but some of the money to Binx this year. They might just surprise me and give it all to Burt, since he keeps saying he'll split it among all the fish. But I won't be surprised if it's Burt ftw and Binx 2nd.
 
Whatever this is, if true, Ben did intend to Fućka fan. Which is gross too
I don't think it's that bad. This woman, who's now deleted her twtiter account, is trying to characterise this as Ben "using his power as a producer" to try and "make her into a whore".
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In reality she unpromptedly slid into his DMs and immediately started flirting with him and sending nudes, seemingly trying to trade her body to get backstage access to Fishtank... only to then melt down that Ben didn't want to "get to know her". This isn't a casting couch situation where Ben was being a skeeve, he was just willing to spoil a random woman who was coming onto him (but unsurprisingly was disinterested in paying for her flights in order to get to know her romantically). Ben also doesn't seem to be as hypocritical as someone like Sam who rants about sexual degeneracy while being a sexual degenerate, he's some guy who's been cooped up in a basement for over a month.

He should have known better than to consider someone who goes by "Fishtank Femcel" as she was obviously going to be mentally unstable, but I really don't see much of an issue here. I'm entertained that she's threatening to tell Sam because Sam isn't going to give a fuck.
 
You pozloaded my negholep and bragged about it when you contacted that girl. pozloading my negholep is not allowed here. We don't manipulate the cows here on Kiwi Farms, we only observe.

It's a good rule for a number of reasons. The main one is that cows are usually funnier when they're being their naturally crazy selves, rather than being puppeteered from behind the scenes. Another reason is, manipulating the cows often winds up putting them in situations where they get scared and delete everything or wind up in jail, so no new content.

Edit: lol word filter. Just don't interact with the cows.
 
i hope they go back to smaller houses in the future. this place is too big and feels dead and empty
Noooo. There is something so calming and liminal about the large open space, and the ability to walk through all of the different rooms. The intriguing and unique part of fishtank is getting to virtually live in a different house. It was like this in season 1 as well (to a lesser degree). Season 2 was much more intense and less calming to watch because everything was so crammed together. Also sending TTS is much more novel when there's lots of different rooms to send it to. Bitchtank was basically unwatchable. In this season the fish just needed more meaningful things to do which required them to interact with each other. The space isn't the issue, it's just lackluster production.
 
You pozloaded my negholep and bragged about it when you contacted that girl. pozloading my negholep is not allowed here. We don't manipulate the cows here on Kiwi Farms, we only observe.

It's a good rule for a number of reasons. The main one is that cows are usually funnier when they're being their naturally crazy selves, rather than being puppeteered from behind the scenes. Another reason is, manipulating the cows often winds up putting them in situations where they get scared and delete everything or wind up in jail, so no new content.

Edit: lol word filter. Just don't interact with the cows.
I was following her long before this, the tweets came up on my feed before I even checked Kiwi today. No pozloading your negholeps I swear, I just called her a demented whore as I would naturally.
 
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